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“Do you have everything you need madam, or would you like me to get you a shovel?”
26/11/22 8:41:34
First classSecond classNo class
26/11/22 8:03:25
''Stop hogging the CHEEZ ITs, you greedy bastard.''
26/11/22 8:01:50, edited: 26/11/22 8:02:14
“Have you taken the shuttle from Heathrow to Manchester before madam?”
26/11/22 8:18:30
Snacks On A Plane
26/11/22 8:00:13
Mile High Grub
26/11/22 11:30:12
"No it's absolutely fine, we just don't normally get this on the flight simulator."
26/11/22 8:20:04
“Excuse me madam, you’re only supposed to inflate your flotation device if the aircraft gets into difficulties.”
26/11/22 8:16:24
“You’re the only person on board who didn’t have the King Prawns Ma’am, do you know how to fly a plane?”
26/11/22 8:15:11
''Yes, Miss, your 46 black forest gateau's are in the two seats behind you.''
26/11/22 9:37:54
"Nope, can't smell my fingers at all, Chardonnay. I'm gonna send a photo of these amazing wet wipes to Jermaine."
26/11/22 8:12:30
It was an old trick she had learned from her mother. When sharing a meal, always superglue a mask over the mouth of your fellow diner.
26/11/22 8:10:38
"Madam, I appreciate you maybe peckish but could you possibly wait until we are airborne?"
26/11/22 19:18:44
"We appolagise for the delay to your slimmers world flight , sorry about the weight."
26/11/22 8:43:51, edited: 26/11/22 8:45:13
That looks like a jumbo meal
26/11/22 8:02:25
I fly economy so I can spend a little more on the more important things on a holiday.
26/11/22 8:02:03