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John Harrison Vote score: 5046John Harrison

“Do you have everything you need madam, or would you like me to get you a shovel?”

26/11/22 8:41:34

stoneface1 Vote score: 1936stoneface1

First class
Second class
No class

26/11/22 8:03:25

Dave Bryan Vote score: 29577Dave Bryan

''Stop hogging the CHEEZ ITs, you greedy bastard.''

26/11/22 8:01:50, edited: 26/11/22 8:02:14

John Harrison Vote score: 5046John Harrison

“Have you taken the shuttle from Heathrow to Manchester before madam?”

26/11/22 8:18:30

Al Overy Vote score: 17668Al Overy

Snacks On A Plane

26/11/22 8:00:13

Generic RedHead Vote score: 1064Generic RedHead

Mile High Grub

26/11/22 11:30:12

John Harrison Vote score: 5046John Harrison

"No it's absolutely fine, we just don't normally get this on the flight simulator."

26/11/22 8:20:04

John Harrison Vote score: 5046John Harrison

“Excuse me madam, you’re only supposed to inflate your flotation device if the aircraft gets into difficulties.”

26/11/22 8:16:24

Ian Skelding Vote score: 31980Ian Skelding

“You’re the only person on board who didn’t have the King Prawns Ma’am, do you know how to fly a plane?”

26/11/22 8:15:11

tony kelly Vote score: 1530tony kelly

''Yes, Miss, your 46 black forest gateau's are in the two seats behind you.''

26/11/22 9:37:54

Vivvy En Vote score: 13030Vivvy En

"Nope, can't smell my fingers at all, Chardonnay. I'm gonna send a photo of these amazing wet wipes to Jermaine."

26/11/22 8:12:30

Dave Bryan Vote score: 29577Dave Bryan

It was an old trick she had learned from her mother. When sharing a meal, always superglue a mask over the mouth of your fellow diner.

26/11/22 8:10:38

Chris Keegan Vote score: 14157Chris Keegan

"Madam, I appreciate you maybe peckish but could you possibly wait until we are airborne?"

26/11/22 19:18:44

Tony S Vote score: 8200Tony S

"We appolagise for the delay to your slimmers world flight , sorry about the weight."

26/11/22 8:43:51, edited: 26/11/22 8:45:13

stoneface1 Vote score: 1936stoneface1

That looks like a jumbo meal

26/11/22 8:02:25

Paul Gledhill Vote score: 1720Paul Gledhill

I fly economy so I can spend a little more on the more important things on a holiday.

26/11/22 8:02:03

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