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Watts new pussycat.
10/01/22 20:09:01
Mystic Mog
10/01/22 20:00:13
Tom Edison
10/01/22 20:13:55
"I'm afraid Fluffy choked to death on a fish bone while you were on holiday Mrs Jones.""Lucky for you though, I'm training to be a taxidermist and turned him into a novelty lamp."
10/01/22 20:00:22
Tiddles won't wander into the freezer ever again.
10/01/22 20:01:03
🎵 We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitten deliveries 🎵
10/01/22 20:14:08
10/01/22 20:00:08
"You are getting sleepy ... sleepy. Now go to the cabinet and get a can of tuna."
11/01/22 1:11:03
Glowball warming.
10/01/22 21:34:17
"F-cking hell Mittens, an Alien egg? Why can't you just bring in mice like all the other cats?"
10/01/22 20:13:18
Power of Meow
11/01/22 1:58:38
“I have discovered the mystical energy source all cats have spent centuries searching for, I will take it back home and gift it to my beloved tin opener.”
10/01/22 22:20:12
"Give me some F*cking Dreamies or the whole house is going up."
10/01/22 20:45:58
I told you that microwave was leaking.
10/01/22 20:26:35
"They're here."
10/01/22 20:25:44
Glo-Cat
10/01/22 20:19:14
"I see a tall dark stranger ... with the initials E and S ... he will put you in a box ... after that, things become uncertain."[Thematic nod to Mystic Mog]
10/01/22 20:13:03
Feline groovy
10/01/22 20:08:15
Google search: "something warm and hard to press up against my pussy"
10/01/22 20:04:58
“I got it,” thought Percy Shaw, “I’ll fit light bulbs in the middle of the roads.”
10/01/22 20:04:39
Felix Lighter
10/01/22 20:01:13
"I'd like to accept this Golden Globe on behalf of Black Panther..."
10/01/22 20:01:06