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ALARM CLOCK RINGS''It's twelve o’clock, luv. Can you keep yourself going for a few minutes while I go and post a caption?''
Sat 12:00:55
"Wait - I'm not on the pill!""Don't worry - we're both Middle Aged."
Sat 12:25:56
"Oh yeah, I love a king-size." "Thanks, babe.""I meant the bed."
Sat 15:04:14
Sex at work can be fun, unless it's in the windows of John Lewis
Sat 12:10:32
"Keep still until the man's finished painting us.""But you're squashing my-""Very still. Veeery still."
Sat 12:14:46
Thomas holds Mary tightly to stop her sliding off the bed.
Sat 12:08:51
Oh God, is it your birthday again??
Sat 12:01:36
“Not tonight Joseph.”“You’ve said that every night since I’ve known you, you can’t be a virgin forever Mary.”
Sat 12:00:57
"Is that a painter? THERE...in the WINDOW..."
Sat 12:53:24
''Is it true you were once a knight?''''Yes, but since I've been taking that potion I can manage it three or four times before daybreak.''
Sat 12:44:09
Henry the Filth
Sat 12:37:52
Tentpole Tudor
Sat 12:35:57
"Stop Dave! Everyone's staring.""Well it was your idea of getting rid of the French windows."
Sat 12:28:19
Right before they both discovered the decapitated horse head.
Sat 12:12:17
"How much is that doggy in the window?""£100 an hour. Weird stuff is extra."
Sat 12:03:23
Tit elation.
Sat 15:20:37
Eurovision Snog Contest
Sat 12:34:10
Window undressing
Sat 12:33:14
"Sorry darling, I just can't seem to get aroused. Can you play the sound of a supervote again please?"Nod to 12:00:55
Sat 12:24:23
This is not what Dave meant when he asked the naked witch to give him a little head
Sat 12:14:23
Henry still fancies Mary, despite her left tit getting caught in the mangle.
Sat 12:12:09
I know the feeling mate, to win this week I've also got to seriously come from behind...
Sat 12:02:27
I wish I could quilt you.
Sun 0:37:48
Marie always was a bit of a handful.
Sat 18:20:23
The artist didn’t enjoy much success but he later went on to become known for his wood grain effect on front doors.
Sat 13:18:07
John and Yoko
Sat 13:11:29
Under Cover Brother
Sat 13:06:33
I love a bit of medieval porn, just as well really the wife's not getting any younger.
Sat 12:38:50
''Why didn't you bring the hot tub dolphin with you?''
Sat 12:21:36
Misunderstood historical jobs #21 - The Bedbugger"My left tit's very itchy, please check it for lice!"
Sat 12:19:02
"I think I'll wear my hound's tooth corduroys today.""Let's... talk about it."
Sat 12:18:00
"Dear? Dear, come here quick!? I've opened the drapes and you should see what the neighbours are up to outside!?"
Sat 12:16:55
"Phew! Those courtiers have left us. They've seen the marriage has been consummated for the Royal court...""Erm...I'm not sure that's written in Law..."
Sat 12:08:32
"Not now, dear. It's my time of the month."
Sat 12:01:37
"Is it a Turner?"- "No, she obviously isn't"
Sat 12:01:23
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