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Some dog Millionaires
06/04/22 8:44:56
Only the finest bone china will do.
06/04/22 8:05:01
''Tea, Rex?''
06/04/22 8:23:28
Pack Lunch
06/04/22 8:36:56
''Can we have a doggy bag?''
06/04/22 8:09:21
“How would you like your postman cooked?”
06/04/22 8:07:27
MENU:~ Soup of the stray~ Pooched eggs~ Collieflower cheese~ Ruff oatcakes
06/04/22 8:00:24
Beggars banquet.
06/04/22 12:13:12
- "Gentlemen, just to alert you that a member of your party appears to be licking his bollocks under Table 11."- "Terribly sorry, waiter. That'll be Alf. Can't take him anywhere."
06/04/22 8:26:25
"Thank-you, Alfred. May we see the whine menu?"
06/04/22 8:05:43
Further evidence emerges of a 'bring your dog to work day' party at number 10.
06/04/22 10:12:32
''Fetch!''''That's bad news, lads. It's self service.''
06/04/22 8:05:11
“So nice of Kim-Jong to have us all for dinner ey?”
06/04/22 11:45:42
"I rather need a palate cleanser. Locate my chew toy, would you please, Davenport."
06/04/22 8:53:18
''The service here is terrible. I crapped on the floor half an hour ago and he still hasn't picked it up.''
06/04/22 8:53:07
Why do you treat the dogs so well?They pick the numbers on the Lottery.Do they win a lot?
06/04/22 8:48:23
Pedigree Chums
06/04/22 8:34:11
TEN SECONDS EARLIER''Your meal is almost ready. Sit!''
06/04/22 8:12:36
“I’ve got 99 problems but.. excuse me for a moment.”
06/04/22 8:01:19
''Can we see the menu?''''There’s no need. The chef is so bad he makes a dog’s dinner out of everything.''
06/04/22 8:00:22
Dogs' Dinner
06/04/22 8:00:09