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"Wow! The people in the upstairs flat have got a powerful hoover."
03/12/22 8:00:07
"The pearly gates are open, Your Majesty," said St. Peter. "But you may wish to let go of that leash first."[Happy to delete if anyone thinks this is 'too soon']
03/12/22 8:21:53, edited: 03/12/22 8:39:07
I told you the trampoline is for outside only
03/12/22 8:08:47
"YOUR MOTHER COOKS SAUSAGES IN HELL!"
03/12/22 8:00:37
"How have we lost both the dog and the helium party balloons?"
03/12/22 10:27:19
"Wayne, I'm not entirely sure about combining your skills in taxidermy with the light fittings"
03/12/22 8:11:33
If Damien Hirst did lamp shades
03/12/22 8:30:38
Should one address a royal corgi as "Your Highness?"
03/12/22 8:07:31
"Okay...okay, the Velcro is strong enough to hold the Christmas decorations up. Now get him down!"
03/12/22 8:37:04
Mention “walkies” and he gets as high as a kite.
03/12/22 8:08:38
Dave's de luxe flat was not only a pussy magnet.
03/12/22 8:02:57
"I wish I'd never bought a dog now. He's turned my house upsidedown."
03/12/22 8:00:15
It was always a long day for the vet when Derren Brown brought in his dog.
03/12/22 23:06:25
We call him Disco as we're always shouting at him to 'get down'
03/12/22 10:10:45, edited: 03/12/22 11:05:34
"Hopefully when he grows up a bit his legs should be able to reach the ground."
03/12/22 8:08:58
PRODUCT WARNING. DO NOT allow cats to use this gas powered nail gun.
03/12/22 8:08:22, edited: 03/12/22 8:31:34
A Floor in the Law...--------- o ---------"It's a funny old feeling Being stuck on the ceiling,How I stay here I'm really not sure.Gravitational pull?It's a load of old bull,Or perhaps there's a flaw in the law?"...--------- o ---------
03/12/22 8:07:57
"It's sad. He's got delusions of grandeur. He thinks he's a springer spaniel."
03/12/22 8:02:52
"You've got the camera upside-down, stupid."
03/12/22 8:00:10
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