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The Wolf Vote score: 21415The Wolf

"Wow! The people in the upstairs flat have got a powerful hoover."

03/12/22 8:00:07

Doing the Hoover hover. --Willie Johnson
James Lennox Vote score: 16286James Lennox

"The pearly gates are open, Your Majesty," said St. Peter. "But you may wish to let go of that leash first."

[Happy to delete if anyone thinks this is 'too soon']

03/12/22 8:21:53, edited: 03/12/22 8:39:07

That poor dog :-D  --Glyn Evans
David  Michael Vote score: 1051David Michael

I told you the trampoline is for outside only

03/12/22 8:08:47

Al Overy Vote score: 17708Al Overy

"YOUR MOTHER COOKS SAUSAGES IN HELL!"

03/12/22 8:00:37

Mark Cowling Vote score: 3057Mark Cowling

"How have we lost both the dog and the helium party balloons?"

03/12/22 10:27:19

Glyn Evans Vote score: 11630Glyn Evans

"Wayne, I'm not entirely sure about combining your skills in taxidermy with the light fittings"

03/12/22 8:11:33

John Harrison Vote score: 5118John Harrison

If Damien Hirst did lamp shades

03/12/22 8:30:38

KT A Vote score: 6405KT A

Should one address a royal corgi as "Your Highness?"

03/12/22 8:07:31

John Harrison Vote score: 5118John Harrison

"Okay...okay, the Velcro is strong enough to hold the Christmas decorations up. Now get him down!"

03/12/22 8:37:04

David  Michael Vote score: 1051David Michael

Mention “walkies” and he gets as high as a kite.

03/12/22 8:08:38

Dave Bryan Vote score: 29691Dave Bryan

Dave's de luxe flat was not only a pussy magnet.

03/12/22 8:02:57

Al Overy Vote score: 17708Al Overy

"I wish I'd never bought a dog now. He's turned my house upsidedown."

03/12/22 8:00:15

Mark Cowling Vote score: 3057Mark Cowling

It was always a long day for the vet when Derren Brown brought in his dog.

03/12/22 23:06:25

Mr Dome  Vote score: 16757Mr Dome

We call him Disco as we're always shouting at him to 'get down'

03/12/22 10:10:45, edited: 03/12/22 11:05:34

David  Michael Vote score: 1051David Michael

"Hopefully when he grows up a bit his legs should be able to reach the ground."

03/12/22 8:08:58

The Wolf Vote score: 21415The Wolf

PRODUCT WARNING.

DO NOT allow cats to use this gas powered nail gun.

03/12/22 8:08:22, edited: 03/12/22 8:31:34

vincent hefter Vote score: 1400vincent hefter

A Floor in the Law...
--------- o ---------
"It's a funny old feeling
Being stuck on the ceiling,
How I stay here I'm really not sure.
Gravitational pull?
It's a load of old bull,
Or perhaps there's a flaw in the law?"...
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03/12/22 8:07:57

Paul Gledhill Vote score: 1732Paul Gledhill

"It's sad. He's got delusions of grandeur. He thinks he's a springer spaniel."

03/12/22 8:02:52

Molly R Vote score: 4221Molly R

"You've got the camera upside-down, stupid."

03/12/22 8:00:10

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