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"Pity, I just fancied a shag."
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 19874Vanessa the Guesser

"Pity, I just fancied a shag."

14/06/22 8:00:09
 
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Greg Curtis Vote score: 8347Greg Curtis

"...bad news for rug addicts."

14/06/22 9:24:33
 
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Vivvy En Vote score: 11725Vivvy En

"Dave? I dare you to have a nibble off the edge and then we'll do a runner."

14/06/22 8:13:51
 
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Greg Curtis Vote score: 8347Greg Curtis

"...and no masticating."

14/06/22 8:55:21
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 31139Ian Skelding

“Hoover hell do they think they are?”

14/06/22 8:35:05
 
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James Lennox Vote score: 14180James Lennox

"Ha ha, it's funny, Raj, because in English, "Eating Carpet" means performing oral sex on a woman."

"No, it is not funny, Dave, because in Hindi it means exactly the same thing."

14/06/22 8:02:57
 
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Glad You Remember Vote score: 2625Glad You Remember

"That's OK, I ate the seat of a chair on Sunday and I'm still full."

14/06/22 18:33:48
 
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Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 2401Craig Eddsenior

"Why does the sign say we can't eat the carpet, daddy?"
"You might Dyson"

14/06/22 17:36:45
 
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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 7654Scrijjy Doo

Homophobia at its worst.

14/06/22 12:45:48
 
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Tony S Vote score: 7327Tony S

"On no and I'm starving ,what sort of a Delhi is this?"

14/06/22 8:13:55
 
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 26742Dave Bryan

Reverse Of Sign Says: ''Eat more fruit if you need fibre.''

14/06/22 8:02:12
 
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Al Overy Vote score: 16010Al Overy

"Can't I just have a sample?"

14/06/22 8:00:57
 
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