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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17904Vanessa the Guesser

"Pity, I just fancied a shag."

14/06/22 8:00:09

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7826Greg Curtis

"...bad news for rug addicts."

14/06/22 9:24:33

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9800Vivvy En

"Dave? I dare you to have a nibble off the edge and then we'll do a runner."

14/06/22 8:13:51

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7826Greg Curtis

"...and no masticating."

14/06/22 8:55:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28580Ian Skelding

“Hoover hell do they think they are?”

14/06/22 8:35:05

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11535James Lennox

"Ha ha, it's funny, Raj, because in English, "Eating Carpet" means performing oral sex on a woman."

"No, it is not funny, Dave, because in Hindi it means exactly the same thing."

14/06/22 8:02:57

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2203Glad You Remember

"That's OK, I ate the seat of a chair on Sunday and I'm still full."

14/06/22 18:33:48

 
Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1061Craig Eddsenior

"Why does the sign say we can't eat the carpet, daddy?"
"You might Dyson"

14/06/22 17:36:45

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5339Scrijjy Doo

Homophobia at its worst.

14/06/22 12:45:48

 
Tony S Vote score: 5120Tony S

"On no and I'm starving ,what sort of a Delhi is this?"

14/06/22 8:13:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

Reverse Of Sign Says: ''Eat more fruit if you need fibre.''

14/06/22 8:02:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12591Al Overy

"Can't I just have a sample?"

14/06/22 8:00:57

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2203Glad You Remember

So if I eat carpet but not strictly - say by mixing other furnishings into my diet - that's OK?

14/06/22 18:32:34

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 8085Leroy Brown

Rugrats beware!

14/06/22 10:10:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28580Ian Skelding

“Makes you shake and vack.”

14/06/22 8:37:37

 
Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1061Craig Eddsenior

No need to wipe your arse if you do eat carpet.

14/06/22 8:32:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28580Ian Skelding

“There’s a turd ban as well.”

14/06/22 8:30:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

Dave ate a piece of it last week and ended up in a pile of trouble.

14/06/22 8:04:55

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12591Al Overy

"Looking at you, Minjita!"

14/06/22 8:00:21

 
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