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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17904Vanessa the Guesser

"Can I sit next to you?"

"No, these seats are occupied."

16/04/22 8:24:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35757Tony Edwards

From Russia with Hate

16/04/22 10:13:49

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 231Sauce Pan

Travelling by train? Thought you guys would prefer the dictator ship

16/04/22 8:57:50

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9839Glyn Evans

"That's a surprise"

"What is it Mr President Sir?"

"The station's still here, why hasn't it been shelled?"

16/04/22 8:27:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23895Stephen Bean

Proof that Putin has gone loco.

16/04/22 8:00:12

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9839Glyn Evans

"Vladimir, I am your father"

"Yeeessss! I'm so excited, I always thought you were"

16/04/22 8:23:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

''What the Dickens are you doing here, Joseph?''

''I am the ghost of atrocities past.''

16/04/22 8:07:22

 
Molly R Vote score: 3581Molly R

"No way am I going to make eye contact with that lunatic aggressor," thought Stalin.

16/04/22 8:45:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14040Mr Dome

Visiting the troops had to be delayed by five days as the Russian government had outsourced its train services to Southern Rail

16/04/22 8:30:36

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12591Al Overy

He's definitely going backwards.

16/04/22 8:01:30

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 231Sauce Pan

Welcome on board the Dictator Express. Our next stop is Nazi Germany in approximately 5 hours. Please mind the gap when alighting the train. We wouldn't want any travellers slipping through the cracks of history.

16/04/22 8:50:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21436Dave Bryan

POINTLESS

''I'm sorry, Dave, that was an incorrect answer. They are not The Chuckle Brothers.''

16/04/22 8:21:30

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9839Glyn Evans

"It'll be all alright Vlad, I got away with the Holodomor. That was in Ukraine too"

16/04/22 8:10:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23895Stephen Bean

Putin tries to pretend he hasn't gone off the rails.

16/04/22 8:05:48

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9951Hercules Rockefeller

"That pencil enema really scrambled my brain."

16/04/22 8:04:44

 
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