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18/01/24 8:12:29, edited: 15/03/24 18:17:37 |
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Many congratulations, James - blooming marvellous! --Molly R
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01/09/23 20:02:48, edited: 15/03/24 18:19:32 |
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Love your caption James. You're gonna need a bigger vote 😉 --Dot Old
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18/07/21 12:55:41 |
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
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10/01/24 8:33:06 |
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Hahahahahaha. That's hilarious! You've made me choke on my toast. --Vivvy En
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me! --The Wolf
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
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13/01/23 12:10:08, edited: 13/01/23 12:31:58 |
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I agree with KT A. This is a killer. --Dave Bryan
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20/01/24 12:10:18 |
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12/05/20 8:16:32 |
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16/07/23 8:23:55 |
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27/12/22 20:01:39 |
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18/06/22 8:00:31 |
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Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the... --James Lennox
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17/03/22 8:01:22 |
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09/03/21 12:35:25 |
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...and along with the suit he was wearing. --Willie Johnson
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28/04/20 20:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ... --James Lennox
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13/11/23 8:01:26 |
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Nice one ... It took me a while --John Glover
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29/04/23 8:05:06 |
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01/12/22 20:07:31 |
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12/12/21 12:08:44 |
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03/02/20 12:00:41 |
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The good news is she was standing just past the world record distance. --Willie Johnson
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05/02/24 8:01:50, edited: 05/02/24 8:21:59 |
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15/10/23 20:13:01 |
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28/09/23 20:17:44 |
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Yea I wanna C a Camel toe. --Karen McDonald
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17/11/20 9:17:11 |
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31/07/20 8:09:57 |
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21/03/24 12:00:40 |
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16/09/22 12:00:35 |
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Usually, they're called parents. --Glyn Evans
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29/03/22 20:28:20 |
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06/04/21 12:26:41 |
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"Yes, but I don't think Nancy is the right monkey for you on this trip, Joan," said Percy. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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27/08/20 8:00:40 |
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08/02/20 12:00:17 |
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21/05/19 12:00:27 |
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01/03/19 20:13:39 |
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14/01/24 8:17:49 |
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17/08/23 20:05:32, edited: 17/08/23 20:06:03 |
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18/12/22 20:43:09 |
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27/04/21 20:40:05 |
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"Pssst! Word of advice. Some Russians might take offence to this as they might see it as an insult to their National animal, however I know that you're talking about it's actual state of being. If you're urinal cake is glowing a funny colour o... --Glyn Evans
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27/11/20 8:36:38 |
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😂😂😂 I’ve since looked at a Kiwi bird on Images and now it all makes sense and it’s a brilliant caption. I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw what the Kiwi bird looked like. I am going to lol this caption because it’s funny and clev... --Karen Oakenfull
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29/09/20 20:15:41 |
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Always start with a blowfish --Al Overy
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03/03/19 20:47:18 |
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No she’s not, she menthol 🙃 --Karen Oakenfull
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29/03/24 21:30:50, edited: 29/03/24 21:32:27 |
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09/03/24 8:06:15, edited: 09/03/24 8:07:26 |
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--Chris Beach
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04/03/24 20:09:39 |
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24/02/24 20:04:31 |
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16/01/24 8:16:36 |
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30/12/23 12:11:12 |
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29/09/23 8:05:07, edited: 29/09/23 8:12:23 |
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22/09/23 8:03:59 |
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16/11/22 20:01:07, edited: 16/11/22 20:01:48 |
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07/05/22 13:28:08 |
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14/12/20 8:05:11 |
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24/11/20 8:17:40 |
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Well that's interesting and disturbing Willie. I bet Ken's namesake had a fun childhood growing up as the kid who has a penis-less incestuous plastic doll named after him. --James Lennox
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08/09/20 14:23:56 |
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17/07/19 8:30:33 |
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21/04/24 22:46:59 |
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22/02/24 20:01:42, edited: 23/02/24 5:26:55, suggested edits |
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This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I shall not put. --Scrijjy Doo
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01/02/24 20:07:16 |
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24/12/23 20:05:41 |
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07/11/23 8:04:00 |
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11/08/23 20:20:11 |
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10/08/23 20:47:41 |
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I guess the moral of the story is to be careful what's down under when you're Down Under. --Stephen Bean
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18/06/23 8:03:56 |
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01/01/23 20:00:20 |
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09/11/22 12:00:44 |
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31/08/22 8:10:06 |
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09/07/22 8:00:27 |
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19/05/22 8:02:06 |
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08/10/21 8:08:37 |
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19/07/21 8:07:59 |
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23/04/21 12:12:14 |
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Described by critics as 'rather wooden'. --Karyn Harrison
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22/03/21 8:04:11 |
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24/01/21 8:06:09 |
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12/04/20 8:01:39 |
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09/04/20 20:40:08 |
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25/03/20 8:07:25 |
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"No animals were harmed" - just someone's dignity. --Willie Johnson
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09/01/20 12:14:25 |
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05/12/19 8:04:18 |
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02/09/19 8:57:49 |
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05/03/19 12:24:57 |
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15/02/19 20:16:18 |
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18/04/24 12:16:16 |
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09/03/24 20:07:56 |
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No, that's her sister, Flora. --Karyn Harrison
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19/02/24 20:15:33 |
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31/12/23 20:19:41, edited: 01/01/24 8:03:59 |
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12/12/23 8:24:39 |
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07/12/23 8:13:13, edited: 07/12/23 8:28:15 |
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Ha, you've got me wondering now whether murder a grandma is funnier. It's nice having the double 'gr' sound though. --Stephen Bean
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12/10/23 20:17:35 |
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13/08/23 20:31:47 |
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04/06/23 20:52:29, edited: 04/06/23 20:55:29 |
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The did say his sentence would be suspended. --Tony S
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04/05/23 8:01:19 |
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22/03/23 12:11:18 |
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06/03/23 12:29:17 |
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09/02/23 12:17:23 |
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15/01/23 20:18:34 |
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Careful about giving in to the urge to make a banana pun. It's a slippery slope. --Willie Johnson
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03/12/22 8:21:53, edited: 03/12/22 8:39:07 |
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That poor dog :-D --Glyn Evans
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08/11/22 12:50:33, edited: 08/11/22 12:56:06 |
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08/05/22 13:53:13 |
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12/03/22 12:00:56 |
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01/02/22 8:02:45 |
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Don't mention it, caption author. It's easy to make mistakes when you're in a hurry to post a caption.
9:00pm
comment on caption:
"Billy, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is Goldy has gone down the toilet." "And the good news?" "He performed a perfect triple back flip on the way in." [James Lennox]
Thanks, Scrijjy. I picked up on the missing comma as soon as I proofread, but thought I'd be the only one that cared. Glad someone else appreciates good punctuation
8:28pm
comment on caption:
"Ok, girls, now our husbands have gone, let's put away the Tupperware and bring out the vibrators." [James Lennox]
This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I shall not put.
3:19pm
comment on caption:
"Ok, girls, now our husbands have gone, let's put away the Tupperware and bring out the vibrators." [James Lennox]
Why aren't more women called Dave? I'm sure folk would prefer to have their name shortened than putting everyone through the effort of having to pronounce those extra syllables?
A bit like a X feed (didn't X get shortened from twitter altho therz no x in twitta?)
10:13am
comment on caption:
"You're fired, Dave." [James Lennox]
I can shorten mine to Kaz, that's even shorter than Dave. I think the X from Twitter represents Elon's bung hole, not sure.
8:19am
comment on caption:
"You're fired, Dave." [James Lennox]
Times like these I wish we could Supervote comments. That made me laugh out loud, Karen 😀
8:28am
comment on caption:
"You're fired, Dave." [James Lennox]
I wonder if he wanted a 01000101?
8:31pm
comment on caption:
"01010000!!" [James Lennox]
I liked the original caption more! 🙂
8:19pm
comment on caption:
Jim Henson's kids didn't even know he existed till they turned 5. [James Lennox]
Yep, sorry Kate, bad timing. I've reverted to the original
8:20pm
comment on caption:
Jim Henson's kids didn't even know he existed till they turned 5. [James Lennox]
6:11pm
comment on caption:
"So, my plan is to buy caption.me, rename it pun.me, fire Chris Beach, and ban cat photos. You like that, boy?" [James Lennox]