lol creative clever

super vote: ( left this week)

now click a caption or

This photo is more than three days old, so captioning is over


Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 12527Hercules Rockefeller

Talk Like an Egyptian

29/03/23 7:01:12

Stephen Bean Vote score: 35214Stephen Bean

"Tuti, off that phone at once. I told you, no more pyramid selling!"

29/03/23 7:00:17

General Zod Vote score: 4604General Zod

1000 years EE

29/03/23 7:07:45

General Zod Vote score: 4604General Zod


29/03/23 7:01:52

Al Overy Vote score: 17722Al Overy

"To complain about a pyramid scheme, press option one..."

29/03/23 7:00:31

Al Overy Vote score: 17722Al Overy

"Hello, mummy?"

29/03/23 7:00:10

Stephen Bean Vote score: 35214Stephen Bean

"Hello chief pyramid builder, I want my pyramid to be spherical, covered in 30,000 gallons of chocolate, sprinkled with 10,000 tons of chopped nuts and wrapped in gold foil."
"Of course, I just need your full name for the order."

"Pharoah Rocher."

29/03/23 7:02:02

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14791Neil Mackenzie

Because of all the interbreeding Ancient Egyptians had more than five fingers. Archaeologists believe their ancestors moved to Norfolk.

29/03/23 16:01:55

Dave Bryan Vote score: 29747Dave Bryan

''Do you want me to stop talking now, darling?''

''No. Carry on Cleo.''

29/03/23 7:42:26

Julie Bridge Vote score: 865Julie Bridge

''Hello darling, it's Mummy''

29/03/23 7:00:35

Greg Curtis Vote score: 8891Greg Curtis

"Egyptian phones die quickly, but they have a tremendous afterlife."

29/03/23 7:42:36, edited: 29/03/23 7:42:45

James Lennox Vote score: 16325James Lennox

"Hi Barry, it's Khufu again. Listen I'm just looking out my window at that pyramid cladding and I'm thinking maybe the purple stone is a bit garish. Can we change it to white? ... Yes, I know I could have told you 23 rows ago, but I am Pharaoh, and you do like having two hands and a nose, don't you?"

29/03/23 7:04:56

M Clarkie Vote score: 1230M Clarkie

Got that darn Moses on the phone again.. "Set my people free"

29/03/23 7:31:58

C CaMel Vote score: 12668C CaMel

“I’ll buy the beers, I’ll borrow my Dad’s 8-inch goatee.”

29/03/23 7:20:12

The Wolf Vote score: 21482The Wolf

"Two Big Mac meals please."

Shares in Deliveroo skyrocketed when Doc Brown and Marty McFly started working for the company.

29/03/23 7:07:48, edited: 29/03/23 20:31:03

Vivvy En Vote score: 13054Vivvy En

A king does not expect to be kept waiting on the phone. Tut, tut, tut!

29/03/23 7:06:49

KT A Vote score: 6427KT A

Ramesses was delighted at the new tech the explorer had left behind, but gutted that there was no wifi signal in the tomb.

29/03/23 7:02:15, edited: 29/03/23 7:13:51

Al Overy Vote score: 17722Al Overy

"Yeah, Tut won't make papyrus class today. No, he's got boils. What? He had that last week? Oh, yeah, it's locusts. He's got locusts. Ok, bye."

29/03/23 7:00:55

more photos