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Talk Like an Egyptian
29/03/23 7:01:12
"Tuti, off that phone at once. I told you, no more pyramid selling!"
29/03/23 7:00:17
1000 years EE
29/03/23 7:07:45
Phara02
29/03/23 7:01:52
"To complain about a pyramid scheme, press option one..."
29/03/23 7:00:31
"Hello, mummy?"
29/03/23 7:00:10
"Hello chief pyramid builder, I want my pyramid to be spherical, covered in 30,000 gallons of chocolate, sprinkled with 10,000 tons of chopped nuts and wrapped in gold foil.""Of course, I just need your full name for the order.""Pharoah Rocher."
29/03/23 7:02:02
Because of all the interbreeding Ancient Egyptians had more than five fingers. Archaeologists believe their ancestors moved to Norfolk.
29/03/23 16:01:55
''Do you want me to stop talking now, darling?''''No. Carry on Cleo.''
29/03/23 7:42:26
''Hello darling, it's Mummy''
29/03/23 7:00:35
"Egyptian phones die quickly, but they have a tremendous afterlife."
29/03/23 7:42:36, edited: 29/03/23 7:42:45
"Hi Barry, it's Khufu again. Listen I'm just looking out my window at that pyramid cladding and I'm thinking maybe the purple stone is a bit garish. Can we change it to white? ... Yes, I know I could have told you 23 rows ago, but I am Pharaoh, and you do like having two hands and a nose, don't you?"
29/03/23 7:04:56
Got that darn Moses on the phone again.. "Set my people free"
29/03/23 7:31:58
“I’ll buy the beers, I’ll borrow my Dad’s 8-inch goatee.”
29/03/23 7:20:12
"Two Big Mac meals please."Shares in Deliveroo skyrocketed when Doc Brown and Marty McFly started working for the company.
29/03/23 7:07:48, edited: 29/03/23 20:31:03
A king does not expect to be kept waiting on the phone. Tut, tut, tut!
29/03/23 7:06:49
Ramesses was delighted at the new tech the explorer had left behind, but gutted that there was no wifi signal in the tomb.
29/03/23 7:02:15, edited: 29/03/23 7:13:51
"Yeah, Tut won't make papyrus class today. No, he's got boils. What? He had that last week? Oh, yeah, it's locusts. He's got locusts. Ok, bye."
29/03/23 7:00:55
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