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"I thought after 80 years he'd have forgiven me for eating his porridge!"

29/09/23 7:05:07, edited: 29/09/23 7:12:23

Gran and bear it.

29/09/23 7:04:42

"..and it was my Sister, Margaret who convinced me to marry him in the end. He's been dead ten years now, bless him. He got on my bloody nerves for fifty years but I sure do miss him. I remember when we first met, good looking young soldier he was, very handsome, and of course we ended up having three children. Toby is a lawyer now you know. I always knew he was the smart one, then Susy moved to Spain after she met Manuel, and then.."

"Sheriff, cancel the tranquiliser. The bear is asleep."

29/09/23 7:42:42

"keep running there's an American XL bully dog chasing us"

29/09/23 7:08:23

‘Dignitas are proud to announce, The Attenborough Package.’

29/09/23 7:53:45

lol

"PLEASE...HELP. This poor bear just stubbed his toe on the kerb."

29/09/23 7:34:23

"Thanks for leaving me everything in your will, Granny. When that terribly sad day comes I'll use some of the money to buy a new car because as you can see, the passenger door won't open on this one."

29/09/23 7:30:38

Nans on the Run

29/09/23 9:39:14

Ex page three girl exposes her bear behind in new photo shoot

29/09/23 8:25:57

One quick swing of a handbag full of Mint Humbugs was all it took to floor Koda. My Nana is lovely but don't fuck with her when she's on her way to Bingo.

29/09/23 7:20:57

Complaints to OFCOM as first episode of 'Gran Against Bear' airs on Channel 5.

29/09/23 7:15:40

“Yes they shit in the woods, and in Aldi and sometimes at church.”

29/09/23 7:10:59

"Excuse me, madam, could you kindly point me in the general direction of some picanic baskets?"

29/09/23 7:02:20, edited: 29/09/23 7:02:47