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James Lennox Vote score: 16286James Lennox

"And here's 4,999 I prepared earlier."

11/08/23 19:20:11

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 9751Scrijjy Doo

Holy Mackerel!

11/08/23 19:01:23

John Harrison Vote score: 5120John Harrison

"Just the 2,500 coming round tonight."

11/08/23 19:05:40

C CaMel Vote score: 12609C CaMel

“Noah, where are those red tunas?”

11/08/23 19:33:54

Just wondering why they'd need to be on the ark at all. --Willie Johnson
Nigel Marshall Vote score: 1883Nigel Marshall

“This would be so much easier if I hadn’t skewered my own wrist”

11/08/23 19:07:11

Maybe he's practising for something.[I apologise to all of Christianity] --James Lennox
Stephen Bean Vote score: 35133Stephen Bean

"See, I told you I'd save your sole."

11/08/23 19:07:11

Karen McDonald Vote score: 2532Karen McDonald

The Lord giveth, and the Lord worketh in a takeaway.

11/08/23 19:05:00

Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5842Chris Halliwell

I think he believes in Cod.

11/08/23 19:01:39

Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 3498Karen Oakenfull

“Mary?……..MARY!.. Have you pre-heated the oven on gas mark 5?”
“Jesus.. Yes!….and I’ve ironed your best sheets to wear, plus I’ve put the bins out…AND, I’ve fumigated your sandals…Don’t forget to take the bread out in 35 minutes. I’m off out now to get stoned. Laters yeah.”

12/08/23 0:00:27

Ian Skelding Vote score: 32005Ian Skelding

“That would go well with a nice glass of Pinot Grigio.”
“Sorry, only got water.”

11/08/23 19:23:38

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 20946Vanessa the Guesser

"Mmmm.. yom kipper"

11/08/23 19:19:37

Dave Bryan Vote score: 29691Dave Bryan

''It's always the same. When you expect crowds of people nobody turns up.

11/08/23 19:04:25

KT A Vote score: 6413KT A

He probably had bigger fish to fry

11/08/23 19:03:27

Chris Keegan Vote score: 14159Chris Keegan

Jesus! Not fish again???"

11/08/23 19:14:55

Willie Johnson Vote score: 4278Willie Johnson

He doesn't prepare this for himself very often. Too many leftovers.

11/08/23 19:05:11

Peter Houle Vote score: 874Peter Houle

"Get up and walk."

12/08/23 7:58:19

Mandy Tate Vote score: 256Mandy Tate

The 'Fast Supper'

11/08/23 22:13:33

Tony Edwards Vote score: 38473Tony Edwards

Good Fryday

11/08/23 20:00:31

Glyn Evans Vote score: 11630Glyn Evans

"Now for my next trick I will prod this with a stick and it will make a rude yet entertaining sound"

11/08/23 19:12:11

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 12517Hercules Rockefeller

Wok with the Lord

11/08/23 19:10:52

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 7972Crunchy Chords

"Why feed 5000 when for the same cost you can make one perfect gourmet nitro sashimi Dover sole with a delicate blackcurrant espuma? Divine."

11/08/23 19:07:09, edited: 12/08/23 0:55:26

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