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"And here's 4,999 I prepared earlier."
11/08/23 19:20:11
Holy Mackerel!
11/08/23 19:01:23
"Just the 2,500 coming round tonight."
11/08/23 19:05:40
“Noah, where are those red tunas?”‘Bollocks.’
11/08/23 19:33:54
“This would be so much easier if I hadn’t skewered my own wrist”
11/08/23 19:07:11
"See, I told you I'd save your sole."
The Lord giveth, and the Lord worketh in a takeaway.
11/08/23 19:05:00
I think he believes in Cod.
11/08/23 19:01:39
“Mary?……..MARY!.. Have you pre-heated the oven on gas mark 5?”“Jesus.. Yes!….and I’ve ironed your best sheets to wear, plus I’ve put the bins out…AND, I’ve fumigated your sandals…Don’t forget to take the bread out in 35 minutes. I’m off out now to get stoned. Laters yeah.”
12/08/23 0:00:27
“That would go well with a nice glass of Pinot Grigio.”“Sorry, only got water.”
11/08/23 19:23:38
"Mmmm.. yom kipper"
11/08/23 19:19:37
''It's always the same. When you expect crowds of people nobody turns up.
11/08/23 19:04:25
He probably had bigger fish to fry
11/08/23 19:03:27
Jesus! Not fish again???"
11/08/23 19:14:55
He doesn't prepare this for himself very often. Too many leftovers.
11/08/23 19:05:11
"Get up and walk."
12/08/23 7:58:19
The 'Fast Supper'
11/08/23 22:13:33
Good Fryday
11/08/23 20:00:31
"Now for my next trick I will prod this with a stick and it will make a rude yet entertaining sound"
11/08/23 19:12:11
Wok with the Lord
11/08/23 19:10:52
"Why feed 5000 when for the same cost you can make one perfect gourmet nitro sashimi Dover sole with a delicate blackcurrant espuma? Divine."
11/08/23 19:07:09, edited: 12/08/23 0:55:26
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