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Ian Skelding	“The service here is bloody useless, it’s like we’re not here.” 02/04/23 7:00:14	19

Dave Bryan	''We love it here. They always serve jumbo portions.'' 02/04/23 7:05:51	12

James Lennox	"It's nothing personal, luv, but if Noah expects me to repopulate the elephant species with you he's f*cking dreaming." 02/04/23 8:45:42, edited: 02/04/23 8:50:14	8

Mark England	Deliphants 02/04/23 8:02:48	8

Glad You Remember	"I think we're safe here. They don't even poach the eggs." 02/04/23 10:28:20	7

Kenny Ireland	"I would have preferred an Indian". 02/04/23 7:15:57	6

Mark Wilson	"Best thing about being an Elephant is knowing you'll never suffer from dementia" 02/04/23 7:08:59	5

General Zod	The restaurant had received 5 stars on TuskPilot 02/04/23 8:17:52	4

Molly R	"Yes, son, I know your mother was very good friends with a chimpanzee, but I still love you as if you were my own." 02/04/23 7:00:47	4

Al Overy	"So, I said this anthropomorphism is weird, James. It'll take millennia for elephants to evolve to the level of homo sapiens." "What did he say?" "F*ck me! A talking elephant!" 02/04/23 8:42:37	3

KT A	"I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted" 02/04/23 7:18:23	3

Chris Halliwell	Bun Appetite! 02/04/23 8:35:39	2

John Harrison	"...and watch out for a bloke called Bear Grylls trying to eat your shit." 02/04/23 7:17:57	2

KT A	"How many times do I need to tell you, Nelly, go and wash your trunk before dinner." 02/04/23 7:14:40	2

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