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"Gosh darn it," said Davy-Bob. "Nobody told me you could reload them."
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James Lennox Vote score: 11524James Lennox

"Gosh darn it," said Davy-Bob. "Nobody told me you could reload them."

12/12/21 12:08:44

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8803C CaMel

“They must be loaded.”

12/12/21 13:23:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28560Ian Skelding

"Do you have a license for them?"
"No, but we got their birth certificates somewhere."

12/12/21 12:28:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21417Dave Bryan

''Are you sure we'll be alright, Bill? It's a bloody big squirrel.''

12/12/21 12:01:11

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2197Glad You Remember

All of a sudden, Lego bricks on the floor don't seem so bad.

12/12/21 12:21:09

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The jury's still out. --Willie Johnson
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4658Mark Wilson

"If we moved the guns out the way perhaps there'd be enough room for Sarah to learn to ride that bike"

12/12/21 12:14:38

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The stabilisers are a nice touch. Very safety-conscious. --Glad You Remember
Molly R Vote score: 3581Molly R

"Happy Christmas, all you Democrats!"

12/12/21 12:00:17

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Capitol caption --Glyn Evans
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Problem Mr White Police Officer?"

"Yeah. We've had reports of a black man in the area. You folks be careful and I assure you we'll catch him."

12/12/21 13:00:54

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If you don't mind I'd suggest one wee change"Yeah. We've had reports of a black man in the area. You folks be careful and I assure you we'll catch him"  --Glyn Evans
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5313Scrijjy Doo

"Do you feel safe yet?"

12/12/21 17:18:08

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1229stoneface1

Billy Bob leans on his pride and joy...The Howitzer Portable Squirrel Cannon.

12/12/21 12:51:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23878Stephen Bean

"Unfortunately we spent so much on the guns we can't afford any bullets."

12/12/21 12:35:52

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Do you have to do this everytime I bring a new boyfriend home?"

12/12/21 12:08:15

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22407Troompa Loompa

Dave is in the Guinness Book of Records, not for his gun collection but as the man with the world's smallest penis.

12/12/21 17:32:42

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2197Glad You Remember

This photo should come with 170 trigger warnings.

12/12/21 15:18:11

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Or a Roy Rogers fan. --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Hi, I'm the debt collector but you're obviously busy."

12/12/21 12:20:05

 
Tony S Vote score: 5107Tony S

What irresponsible parents , put a helmet on when you ride your bike.

12/12/21 12:13:13

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7825Greg Curtis

"There's this new style of home in the States: 'The Ritten-House.' "

12/12/21 12:11:16

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

'Banish school-age life expectancy forever, with The Republican Party'.

12/12/21 12:10:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

After a series of burglaries in the town, the Morgan family decided to send a clear message by parading the entire family along with every gun they owned in the front garden for all to see. Unfortunately, this assisted the burglars who broke in the back doors and stole all the furniture.

12/12/21 12:02:05

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2197Glad You Remember

"I love guns and I love to shoot them every day. I can't stop buying them. I am not sure about the exact number but I probably have more than 170 firearms. I think from the moment I bought the first one I then kept buying around 5-6 guns every month and I think I'll keep buying them with the same rhythm in the future. *Laughs* I also love to customize them and make every piece unique."

That's not me being creative. That's the actual caption for this photo (or part of it) as featured on MailOnline. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9346111/Powerful-images-2021-World-Press-Photo-Contest.html I'm posting it not for votes but as food for thought.

12/12/21 15:21:58

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Vivvy En Vote score: 9794Vivvy En

"Another 150 to acquire and we'll have 365 - one for every day of the year."
"What about leap years?"
"Don't be silly."

12/12/21 13:33:35

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4658Mark Wilson

The new neighbours seem nice

12/12/21 12:16:48

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9836Glyn Evans

"They won't mess with us any more, we've seen the last of that damn woodworm"

12/12/21 12:16:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21417Dave Bryan

A photo pops up and within a few minutes you post a caption. It's semi-automatic.

12/12/21 12:05:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12544Al Overy

So, I popped over to Jeff's for a couple of rounds.

12/12/21 12:00:36

 
Molly R Vote score: 3581Molly R

"See what I always said - guns don't kill people. Not until you pick 'em up and fire 'em, that is."

12/12/21 12:00:32

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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do. --Willie Johnson
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