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"Gosh darn it," said Davy-Bob. "Nobody told me you could reload them."
12/12/21 12:08:44
“They must be loaded.”
12/12/21 13:23:00
"Do you have a license for them?""No, but we got their birth certificates somewhere."
12/12/21 12:28:53
''Are you sure we'll be alright, Bill? It's a bloody big squirrel.''
12/12/21 12:01:11
All of a sudden, Lego bricks on the floor don't seem so bad.
12/12/21 12:21:09
"If we moved the guns out the way perhaps there'd be enough room for Sarah to learn to ride that bike"
12/12/21 12:14:38
"Happy Christmas, all you Democrats!"
12/12/21 12:00:17
"Problem Mr White Police Officer?""Yeah. We've had reports of a black man in the area. You folks be careful and I assure you we'll catch him."
12/12/21 13:00:54
"Do you feel safe yet?"
12/12/21 17:18:08
Billy Bob leans on his pride and joy...The Howitzer Portable Squirrel Cannon.
12/12/21 12:51:15
"Unfortunately we spent so much on the guns we can't afford any bullets."
12/12/21 12:35:52
"Do you have to do this everytime I bring a new boyfriend home?"
12/12/21 12:08:15
Dave is in the Guinness Book of Records, not for his gun collection but as the man with the world's smallest penis.
12/12/21 17:32:42
This photo should come with 170 trigger warnings.
12/12/21 15:18:11
"Hi, I'm the debt collector but you're obviously busy."
12/12/21 12:20:05
What irresponsible parents , put a helmet on when you ride your bike.
12/12/21 12:13:13
"There's this new style of home in the States: 'The Ritten-House.' "
12/12/21 12:11:16
'Banish school-age life expectancy forever, with The Republican Party'.
12/12/21 12:10:10
After a series of burglaries in the town, the Morgan family decided to send a clear message by parading the entire family along with every gun they owned in the front garden for all to see. Unfortunately, this assisted the burglars who broke in the back doors and stole all the furniture.
12/12/21 12:02:05
"I love guns and I love to shoot them every day. I can't stop buying them. I am not sure about the exact number but I probably have more than 170 firearms. I think from the moment I bought the first one I then kept buying around 5-6 guns every month and I think I'll keep buying them with the same rhythm in the future. *Laughs* I also love to customize them and make every piece unique."That's not me being creative. That's the actual caption for this photo (or part of it) as featured on MailOnline. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9346111/Powerful-images-2021-World-Press-Photo-Contest.html I'm posting it not for votes but as food for thought.
12/12/21 15:21:58
"Another 150 to acquire and we'll have 365 - one for every day of the year.""What about leap years?""Don't be silly."
12/12/21 13:33:35
The new neighbours seem nice
12/12/21 12:16:48
"They won't mess with us any more, we've seen the last of that damn woodworm"
12/12/21 12:16:02
A photo pops up and within a few minutes you post a caption. It's semi-automatic.
12/12/21 12:05:53
So, I popped over to Jeff's for a couple of rounds.
12/12/21 12:00:36
"See what I always said - guns don't kill people. Not until you pick 'em up and fire 'em, that is."
12/12/21 12:00:32
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