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"So God created Adam in His own image, which, strangely, was that of a 70s pornstar."
07/05/22 12:28:08
"Oh, gosh! A maggot!"
07/05/22 11:00:10
Hard core porn
07/05/22 11:04:27
"I'm sorry Dave but I've been having an affair with James he's got a giant peach."
07/05/22 11:14:59
The Bible if written today."Eve I need tell you something ,I think I'm gay."The End.
07/05/22 11:23:36
"They're a strange pear."
07/05/22 12:19:02
The relationship soon crumbled.
07/05/22 11:04:47
''How did the serpent get in here, Adam?''''The serpent is outside on the grass, Eve.''
07/05/22 11:02:59
Sex a-peel.
07/05/22 11:01:29
It's hard to believe she eventually became Granny Smith.
07/05/22 12:40:15
It was love at first bite.
07/05/22 11:50:47
Scrumpy pumpy
07/05/22 11:30:46
My parents won't let me sleep with my boyfriend at their house so we usually go round to my Granny Smith.
07/05/22 11:19:34
It looks like she's about to get one of her five a day.
07/05/22 11:12:15
''That looks like a maggot, Adam.''''There's no need to be so rude.''
07/05/22 11:00:41
Careful, he's a stalker!
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