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Scotty should have gone to Specsavers
13/02/23 20:00:27
"On this week's Location, Location, Location we're looking at this hollowed out volcano, perfect for an up-and-coming megalomaniac. John has plans of conquering the world but currently lives in a West London terrace. Or perhaps he'd prefer an undersea lair? Decisions, decisions."
13/02/23 20:02:50
"Guys, the hole isn't big enough. When you release the catapult I'm gonna splat on the cave's ceiling"
13/02/23 20:09:30
Cave of Forgotten Beams
13/02/23 20:15:23, edited: 13/02/23 22:09:04
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret Thatcher.
13/02/23 20:04:48
Over the years Dave has had many, many jobs. His stint as a spotlight operator didn't last long.
13/02/23 20:00:12
"Oh my god! This situation couldn't get any worse..."🎵 I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic. 🎵"You've got to be shitting me."
13/02/23 20:15:42, edited: 13/02/23 21:54:19
You light up my life.
13/02/23 20:04:59
When the aliens get their beam on target I will probably get a good probing, thought Lucy
14/02/23 9:12:52
"Just follow the light from the torch and I'll try get you out of there."There was never a dull day at work for Tina from Doncaster's Gynaecologist.
13/02/23 20:11:55, edited: 13/02/23 21:23:04
Jeez, that'll teach me to have one too many. I've really gone off track trying to get back to my house
13/02/23 20:11:39
She had received a telepathic message to make contact with the Aliens for them to pass on an earth rescue plan. Their craft sent down a tractor beam but next thing the Americans shot it out of the sky even though they had no idea what they were shooting at.
13/02/23 20:10:35
That's me in the spotlight.
13/02/23 20:03:36
Beam me up Scotty.I'm over here!
13/02/23 20:02:39, edited: 13/02/23 20:05:19
Typical, if Emily knew today would be The Rapture, she would have washed her hair.
13/02/23 20:01:48, edited: 13/02/23 20:04:54
That moment when you realise you've been shafted.
13/02/23 20:00:07