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The Retailer Formerly Known as Prince

22/01/23 22:35:34

Dave enjoyed a cuppa with his flatmate.

30/05/22 20:00:06, edited: 02/08/22 16:38:29

“Not only did it recharge my pacemaker, but it also cured my erectile dysfunction and evened up the tan on my nipples” Amazing, what you can learn on YouTube

28/03/22 13:06:00, edited: 06/08/22 18:20:24

Shameless - Nativity Special, C4 9pm

09/12/12 12:07:05

“Your new Silicone Multi-Orifice Love Bunny will be delivered in discreet packaging”

31/05/22 12:39:08

Look, I'm not critiquing your skill as a taxidermist. I just don't think Mittens wanted to live on as a novelty toilet brush.

25/05/22 20:00:24

Sharia Law comes to the UK, with Hilarious Consequences! Channel 5, 9pm

14/09/15 12:00:35

Nine out of ten cats prefer you don't drive over their eyes

26/06/21 12:00:27

Dave couldn't indulge his particular taste in porn until he hit international waters

04/09/23 12:02:25, edited: 04/09/23 12:11:01

Yesterday we learnt how everyone's a winner, and it's the taking part that counts.
Today, kids, we're going to learn about real life.

26/01/23 12:09:27, edited: 26/01/23 12:39:04

The All Blacks, having mellowed over the years, began their matches with "Kumbaya" round the camp fire

21/02/12 23:36:55

Essex, where 9/10 recruits fail the Army's basic IQ test

08/01/13 20:10:44

I find your lack of ID disturbing

13/03/11 11:06:20

Fans gritted their teeth through new plot twists in Lost Season 10

15/11/10 11:38:46

It costa life

15/09/12 14:07:53

A unicorn dies for every "Horny" caption on this photo

20/04/12 11:07:41

Olympic road closures affecting your commute? London mayor Boris Johnson demonstrates alternatives

21/02/12 12:09:32

The Amy Winehouse Diet was deadly effective

03/12/11 21:11:18

Phodography

15/04/11 11:02:32

Nan, have you PYSL?

01/11/10 23:57:55

When sunlight combines with rain it makes a rainbow. When unemployment combines with Labour voter, it makes this:

06/09/23 20:03:37, edited: Sat 17:27:23

Delivery for Mr Berlusconi

17/02/23 20:11:11

“And your heads look like little planets too, how adorable!”

19/11/21 8:02:31

clever

Say what you will about Korea, but their livestock transport regulation is second to none

12/05/21 12:00:03

Barney was a proud member of dating website "Touch the Rainbow."
Sadly there were no other members.

06/09/23 20:18:51, edited: 06/09/23 20:23:06

TV adverts for cats seemed to feature a disproportionate number of mixed-race couples.

25/01/23 13:51:12, edited: 25/01/23 14:06:54

Tibbles and Mittens interrupted their howling standoff to briefly celebrate Tibbles' birthday.

25/01/23 12:11:25, edited: 25/01/23 12:26:37

Keir Starmer hoped PartyGate would distract from DuctTapeBunnyDominationGate, but when the photo leaked onto the web...

31/05/22 12:02:02

Jurassicland Paris.. less authentic than Jurassic World, but a fraction of the entry fee.

25/04/22 12:08:57

“Can I give you a hand choosing a suit, sir?”

31/03/22 20:00:08

BBC shows that seemed alright at the time: "The Rolf Harris Show," 1967; "Jim'll Fix It," 1975; "The Borrowers," 1992 (pictured here)

17/08/23 20:12:14, edited: 17/08/23 20:13:59

After stopping obediently in front of the sign for more than an hour, Ahmed's patience frayed

14/08/23 12:03:42, edited: 14/08/23 13:18:57

It kept their noise and any "accidents" contained, and the kids loved it

24/07/23 12:03:12, edited: 24/07/23 12:04:28

Mittens was an alpha bridesmaid

26/06/23 20:01:26