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"Well Sir, we dont actually need to strip search you, but we do appreciate your eagerness to cooperate."
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James Lennox Vote score: 11525James Lennox

"Well Sir, we don't actually need to strip search you, but we do appreciate your eagerness to cooperate."

15/02/19 20:16:18

 
stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"Well we've had mobile phones and all kinds of drugs hidden up people's backsides , but this is the first time we've found someone trying to smuggle a chair into prison."

15/02/19 20:18:30

 
stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"If you like I can make you a lovely cloak, something like this, and it would go so well with the velvet suit you are wearing my Emperor."

15/02/19 20:07:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8803C CaMel

"I can clearly see your nuts."

16/02/19 7:21:45

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Where are the grammar police when you need them :) --James Lennox
C CaMel Vote score: 8803C CaMel

Dave, I'm running late, go to your doctor's appointment then buy the kids a pizza with nothing on.

15/02/19 22:19:57

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 12051Chris Keegan

"Following our full examination you will be pleased to hear that we found no evidence of the missing Hobnobs from the kitchen, you may now get dressed. On your way out will you please send in Debbie from accounts".

15/02/19 20:08:13

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 23878Funny Bean

Debriefing

15/02/19 20:00:03

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9796Vivvy En

"Frank, if you take your clothes off you'll find it much easier to write a caption"

15/02/19 21:45:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28560Ian Skelding

"Date of birth?"
"01 04 59."
"Sex?"
"Yes please."

15/02/19 20:33:33

 
stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"I'd say at the time it was about four inches long, and it must be somewhere on the grass verge."

"Ok Mr Bobbitt we'll get the search team out looking for it."

15/02/19 20:16:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"I demand to see a solicitor"

"To be honest sir, that's what got you into trouble in the first place"

15/02/19 20:36:39

 
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