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"The good news, Mr. Smith, is that the birth went fine. The bad news is that your wife may need a few stitches."
17/08/23 19:05:32, edited: 17/08/23 19:06:03
"Bloody 'ell, Tina. I can't believe it just fell out."
17/08/23 19:35:15
"I can see the head!"
17/08/23 20:07:59
“Quick call the RSPB! I think the stork needs resuscitation...”
17/08/23 19:06:26
Meanwhile, Gulliver was at the pub.
17/08/23 19:16:43, edited: 17/08/23 19:18:40
"Right-o, Mr. Jones, would you like to cut the umbilical cord? And did you bring a chainsaw?"
17/08/23 19:21:35
Shit Sandra I think he inherited your peanut allergy
17/08/23 20:45:37
Six Men and a Baby
17/08/23 19:23:21
"Son of a b****, how long was I in there?"
17/08/23 19:10:27
Dave's turnip made quite an impression at the Giant Vegetable Championships. Unfortunately the judges marked him down for exceeding the recommended dose of Baby Bio.
17/08/23 19:58:00
"WAAAGH""Oh stop being such a big baby"
17/08/23 19:24:01
Special Delivery
17/08/23 19:26:23
"PUSH!"
17/08/23 19:19:46
Born in the USA
17/08/23 19:13:45
Welcome to America here's a fork and a bib
17/08/23 19:08:05
Big Birtha
17/08/23 20:01:01
“We told the Mother we’ll bring in Katie Price to help with the breast feeding.”
17/08/23 19:38:17
"I f*cking told you I was pregnant. 'Just a bit of wind, babe', you said"
17/08/23 19:37:54
''Did anyone bring a nappy?''
17/08/23 19:16:06, edited: 17/08/23 19:28:49
BBC shows that seemed alright at the time: "The Rolf Harris Show," 1967; "Jim'll Fix It," 1975; "The Borrowers," 1992 (pictured here)
17/08/23 19:12:14, edited: 17/08/23 19:13:59
Nobody puts baby in a corner
17/08/23 19:06:44
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