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"I'm sorry luv, but Noah said I'm only allowed to bring one, and Nancy's got better tits."
06/04/21 12:26:41
''I can't understand why you worry so much about pandemics. We're always the first to get the vaccine.''
06/04/21 12:32:19
"OK, you're safe now. Tell me, where did David Attenborough touch you?"
06/04/21 12:08:17
"Cheer up, we'll get you another typewriter."
06/04/21 19:07:36
"I don't mean to pry mate, but are you feeling ok?"
06/04/21 12:06:20
"Yeah, they'll all be back gawping at us on the 12th but you will be able to increase your car badge collection."
06/04/21 19:01:37
"I know, it's a shock that Davy is married with a child, but I think Peter Tork is still single."
06/04/21 16:31:11
"It's okay, those windscreen wipers can be tricky to rip off sometimes"
06/04/21 12:38:25
Don't worry son in our lives we will get called all sorts from monkeys to baboons even orangutans but they are caption writers and don't know any better.
06/04/21 12:13:30
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