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Glyn - How about "There's an African chicken, an English chicken and a Chinese chicken crossing the road"? No punchline required
Karen - Nice one. Here's another: "Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because it was nailed to the chicken."
9:53pm
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Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
😂😂
9:55pm
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Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
Lol, Karen, yes she's definitely going for the full set. But speaking of ponchos, she is lacking a Mexican...
[Oh dear, just went to upvote your comment and it's vanished, which makes mine incomprehensible. Much like many of my captions ]
10:24pm
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Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
Here goes...
There's an Irish chicken, a Scottish chicken and an English chicken crossing the road. A Welsh chicken waltzes up, and asks "Why is it you always forget about us Welsh!?"
The Irish chicken urges the Scottish chicken and English chicken to continue saying "Don't turn back, leave her. It's best we get away from this Welsh farmyard as quickly as possible because if it's true what happens to sheep, imagine what they do to chickens!?"
10:11am
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Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
Oh crap. This caption literally took me 6 minutes to write, and now I see it's a dupe ... No time to edit, so a nod to the earlier entry.
8:11am
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"So, Dave, how is marriage to a mermaid?" "Crap. I can't breath underwater. There's sharks everywhere. And my wife has no sexual organs." [James Lennox]
He received a 21-pun salute off his friends on the caption site.
8:26pm
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"...and so, as we commit Dave to the grave, we remember his great loves, machines of war, and tropical fish." [James Lennox]
I don't think any meaning of the word fast applies to her - unless she is stuck in her chair
9:47am
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"Ok, as I can now see my arse, I probably was spinning on my office chair a little too fast." [James Lennox]
Chris, I think James's account's been hacked. ;)
8:09pm
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Squeals on Wheels [James Lennox]
Lol, AL. To be honest mate, I had a run of hard thought narrative captions score zero, so I thought, bugger it, I'll just do some cheap puns instead. I got more votes from these 2 than the rest of my week's body of work put together 😞
8:18pm
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Squeals on Wheels [James Lennox]
Hang in there, James! 🤗
8:19pm
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Squeals on Wheels [James Lennox]