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"Perfect, my last batch was a little on the dark side."
29/03/22 20:28:20
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29/03/22 20:00:19
“He’s always got a cob on.”
29/03/22 20:44:06
''I don't think I can manage any more corn, Darth.''''In that case I'd avoid the next Star Wars movie.''
29/03/22 20:13:26
BREAKING NEWS...Profits from cinema popcorn fund the next Star Wars movie.
29/03/22 20:03:19
"Lord Vader, have you finished torturing Maize Windu?"
29/03/22 20:04:47
“Someone needs to tell him he must be allergic to corn.”“What d’you mean?””“Just listen to that breathing.”
29/03/22 20:52:37
"Be careful not to choke on your popcorn."
29/03/22 20:46:00
"Right, now for the kebabs."
29/03/22 20:05:42
My Death Star popcorn bowl was great until my imbecile son decided to "reach out with his feelings" and fire a torpedo into the bloody thing.
29/03/22 20:02:06
"I can't wait to enjoy this when I take my helmet off in two movies' time."
29/03/22 20:01:17
"This had better lure Chewbacca out of the bath. He's been in there eight days."
29/03/22 20:00:49
Luke: "Oh, pop-"Darth: "Yes, son?"
29/03/22 20:00:34
"Now feel the power of the Dark Side Corncobi-Wan"
29/03/22 21:03:59
🎵 I Butterkist a girl and I liked it 🎵
29/03/22 20:50:24
Acting parts seemingly dried up, Vader forced to do commercials work for Lakeland
29/03/22 20:18:59
Film knight.
29/03/22 20:03:30
"The missus and I were looking forward to an evening of, er, 'Netflix and chill', but apparently my contract stipulates that I must always say, 'Disney+ and Shag'."
29/03/22 20:03:14
"Maize? Ugh, Dad, I'm not up for eating pig-feed.""Luke, I am for fodder."
29/03/22 20:00:54
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