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"I'm sure we've met, but I'm sorry, my short term memory is terrible."

22/09/23 7:03:59

"I think you were a brilliant Prime Minister, Liz."
"Thanks, Mum."

22/09/23 9:21:53

''Can I have your vote, madam?''

''To get votes on the caption site, Liz, you have to come up with something funny.''

''I'm going to be the new Prime Minister.''

''A supervote is on it's way.''

22/09/23 8:06:06

I've worn the same knickers longer than you were in office

22/09/23 7:40:29

"I feel like I should know who you are, but I don't."

22/09/23 7:01:36

''Where is Larry The Cat?''

''He's working on the mini-budget.''

22/09/23 7:13:48

“I’d be careful if I were you, you should see what happened to the last old lady I met up with”

22/09/23 7:08:46, edited: 22/09/23 7:50:40

"Welcome to Gamblers Anonymous."

22/09/23 9:30:15

“I’d love to help with the sandwiches but I struggle to hold onto rolls.”

22/09/23 7:14:16

Seeing women requires no man dates.

22/09/23 7:24:41, edited: 22/09/23 7:41:21

"Being a vet specialising in milkless dairy cattle, I've come across some useless cows in my time, but YOU..."

22/09/23 7:07:35

"Yes, I think the mini budget will be a huge success."

"Thanks for confirming, Mrs 50p fortune teller. I'll call Kwasi and get the ball rolling."

22/09/23 7:01:34