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Sadly, none of the gospels recorded Jesuss performance of YMCA.
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James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

Sadly, none of the gospels recorded Jesus's performance of YMCA.

23/04/21 12:12:14

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Described by critics as 'rather wooden'. --Karyn Harrison
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

After the crucifixion, Jesus varnished for 3 days before his resurrection.

23/04/21 12:29:06

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He took a real shellacking. Everybody thought he was finished. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Mass produced

23/04/21 12:08:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

First century AD.

"Lads, they look great, but please tell me you've saved enough wood to make paper so we can write down that fairy tale we came up with?"

23/04/21 12:36:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24144Michael Winner

Scenes from the life of Jesus The Goalkeeper.

23/04/21 13:44:16

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Jesus saves. St John scores from the rebound. --Troompa Loompa
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

"I know you loved your Son Joseph but I'm still waiting for that Cabinet you promised me."

23/04/21 12:33:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

I know it was a bad film but it's a bit harsh crucifying Mrs Doubtfire

23/04/21 12:43:41

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

O Whittle Town of Bethlehem

23/04/21 17:54:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

Was ancient Judea like modern day America? Criminals who were killed by the Romans became like Black Criminals killed by the Police? So was Christ just some sling carrying hoodlum whose past was made up to heap more blame on the Roman Supremacists?

23/04/21 13:29:59

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No, that sling carrying hoodlum wasn't Christ. It was Dave, you know the one that took on Goliath.  --Glyn Evans
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

The acting was wooden and it was the worst porno I’ve ever seen. I don’t recommend Jesus the second coming.

23/04/21 13:18:11

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I wooden watch it. --Willie Johnson
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

As a skilled carpenter Jesus made some decoys for him and his pals.

23/04/21 12:31:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

King of the Yews

23/04/21 12:16:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Sprucifixion

23/04/21 12:01:44

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5239Lucky Elperro

It's only maple leaf.

24/04/21 0:01:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Captioneers receive punishment for doing captions found not to be completely unique.

23/04/21 15:39:20

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

🎵 Always look on the blight side of life...🎵

23/04/21 12:35:59

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 216Nina Dutton

“Jesus Christ, I think you nailed it!”

23/04/21 12:26:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

Ash Wednesday.

23/04/21 12:11:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

The Knotivity.

23/04/21 12:10:36

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

What Wood Jesus Do?

23/04/21 12:01:15

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

Don't be cross.

23/04/21 17:30:47

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

It's so important to stretch before crucifixion.

23/04/21 17:29:40

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"Excuse me, Sir. Please may I be excused crucifixion today?"

"What's the problem?"

"I've got a splinter."

23/04/21 16:45:34

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

"I don't think the "I'm Spartacus" plan is going to work Spartacus, I have a feeling the Romans want us to take this lying down"

23/04/21 15:56:07

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"This is all very endearing guys, but not to put too much of a downer on things - I'm not Spartacus, my actual name's Brian. There was a bit of a mix up when everybody was calling for the welease of Woger, Woderick, Wodney, Thsamthson, Thsilast... --Glyn Evans
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

The middle one was condemned to death by Pontius Pilates.

23/04/21 13:44:52

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

Yes Caesar we do have someone by that name on the top cross.
Ok free Biggus Dickus.

23/04/21 13:28:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Woody's Wood pecker

23/04/21 12:49:57

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

Sanding room only

23/04/21 12:33:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Souveneers

23/04/21 12:32:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21521John Glover

A couple left on the list to make, but that's another one crossed off.

23/04/21 12:28:50

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5336Chris Halliwell

Huguenots and crosses.

23/04/21 12:25:24

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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

The teak shall inherit the earth.

23/04/21 12:23:13

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

“It’s a good Monopoly version but these stations are ridiculous!”

23/04/21 12:08:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

Although his carpentry business was booming, some of the orders were making Jesus apprehensive.

23/04/21 12:05:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''There's so much shoplifting going on round here we have to nail the items to the floor.''

23/04/21 12:02:16

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

"My God, why hast thou floor taken me?"

23/04/21 12:02:05

 
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