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''So the barman says......So the barman says......So the barman says.......''''What's the matter?''''Sorry, I can never get to the finishing line.''
06/04/23 7:36:05
" ..and two nosebags of salt and vinegar please"
06/04/23 7:39:32
"So I said you're not coming near me with that tiny thing. You're hung like a human."
06/04/23 7:08:43
Laughing stock
06/04/23 7:34:07
"Now I know why you're called Red Rum."
06/04/23 7:13:20
"Poor sod can't even reach the bar, look. It's the last time we come for a night out with a Shetland pony."
06/04/23 7:07:44
"I'm telling ya, mate, she looked just like Sarah Jessica Parker."
06/04/23 7:08:46
The Nags Head
06/04/23 7:00:05
Bridle party.
06/04/23 15:45:29
“Yeah, I had the best time last week, and to think I didn’t want to go, I thought they said I was off to a spud farm”
06/04/23 9:29:12
“So what exactly is starters orders?”- “We’ve just had it, let’s have another”
06/04/23 9:09:06
"Have you seen the size of their urinals? Pathetic."
06/04/23 7:03:27
"A barman walks into a stable. The horse says, 'Why the short dick?' ... WHICKER WHICKER WHICKER!"
06/04/23 7:00:09
The last time I drank here I got the trotts
06/04/23 19:10:01
Dappleganger
06/04/23 12:37:14
"I've never been in The Glue Makers Arms before, but they don't half make you welcome."
06/04/23 7:48:14
The memory of Charlie's earlier idle boast that he could drink them under the table had them in stitches as he collapsed to the floor in a drunken stupor.
06/04/23 7:07:39