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"Stick out your tongue Gulliver. STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE!"  Lilliputian torturers are nasty little bastards.
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James Lennox Vote score: 3664James Lennox

"Stick out your tongue Gulliver. STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE!"

Lilliputian torturers are nasty little bastards.

05/12/19 8:04:18

 
stone face Vote score: 5982stone face

"No mum!! I said would you iron my burqa, please."

05/12/19 8:12:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7319Chris Keegan

It's ever since that bloody policeman confiscated my frying pan...

05/12/19 8:00:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21035Ian Skelding

"I'm just ironing your skirt Darling."

05/12/19 10:30:00

 
Lynne A Vote score: 25Lynne A

Lady Gaga’s personal assistant is about to get the chop...

05/12/19 8:23:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5323Stephen Bean

Mutton pressed as lamb

05/12/19 8:00:06

 
Dot Old Vote score: 663Dot Old

"You're making a right hash of that love."

05/12/19 8:21:14

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5796Glyn Evans

Iron chef

05/12/19 8:02:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6272Dave Bryan

Something always goes wrong when Jeremy Irons.

05/12/19 9:36:49

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13473Dan Nicholls

Press the flesh

05/12/19 8:54:45

 
stone face Vote score: 5982stone face

"I never said the meat was too creasy ...I said greasy."

05/12/19 8:21:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6272Dave Bryan

''The iron is empty, darling. Can you fillet?''

05/12/19 8:19:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5037The Wolf

You can't beat a flat iron steak

05/12/19 8:13:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5323Stephen Bean

"I only iron on rare occasions."

05/12/19 8:04:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30291Tony Edwards

"What are you doing?"
"My doctor said that I need more iron in my diet."

05/12/19 9:58:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9595Vanessa the Guesser

"Oh well, it's only that dress you mince around in."

05/12/19 9:27:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7885Mr Dome

Not what I expected when I Googled 'hot beef curtains'

05/12/19 8:20:16

 
stone face Vote score: 5982stone face

"Mum!!! Nan's put the ironing board on the barbie again."

05/12/19 8:19:53

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 338Charles Gilbert

That's not how you make pizza...

06/12/19 5:12:07

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 140Jack Joyce

...keep at it, but I don't think burger mailbox deliveries are going to catch on anytime soon!

05/12/19 17:46:33

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1387Scrijjy Doo

Needs starch.

05/12/19 14:21:48

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19664John Glover

Sidney mincing.

05/12/19 12:09:00

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5994Hercules Rockefeller

"The ironing is delicious."

05/12/19 9:59:25

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 777Willie Johnson

"It works ok, but it has to be changed every couple of days. Makes my shirts smell weird too (the pants still smell the same).
And I've got dogs following me every where I go. Not sure what that's all about."

05/12/19 9:28:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37811Welsh Rarebit

"Mum, have you ironed my patty dress yet...?"

05/12/19 8:35:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7885Mr Dome

Entrecoat steak

05/12/19 8:21:43

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19952John Llamas

Ironing bored

05/12/19 8:16:47

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37811Welsh Rarebit

"I just can't get the grease out of this..."

05/12/19 8:10:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6272Dave Bryan

Iron grill

05/12/19 8:03:21

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19952John Llamas

“...... and on a Sunday, I like to Ketchup with the housework.”

05/12/19 8:02:28

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4764Chris Halliwell

Ooh I just fancy a Brando's.

05/12/19 8:02:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9595Vanessa the Guesser

"Oh dear, what an offal mess!"

05/12/19 8:00:59

 
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