"Look at that old lady swallowing a fly. Should we avoid her?" "Nah, looks like shes chasing a spider now. We should be fine."

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James Lennox	lol clever "Look at that old lady swallowing a fly. Should we avoid her?" "Nah, looks like she's chasing a spider now. We should be fine." 02/09/19 7:57:49	17

The Wolf	lol x2 "Alright Dave? Remember me? From the park last Thursday? We got drunk and spent the night dancing...fine, how rude" 02/09/19 7:21:20	12

Dan Nicholls	"But I AM an owl." "You are not, and you are not coming to sea. Good day." 02/09/19 7:09:06	8

stone face	"Ok..Ok ..I lied a bit and you lied a bit. But come on..everyone lies on their Tinder profile." 02/09/19 8:29:21	7

Dave Bryan	''You may not love me now but I'll crow on you.'' 02/09/19 7:15:38	6

Dan Nicholls	"Did I tell you about the time I ate half a mouse fresh off the motorway?" "No, do carrion." 02/09/19 7:07:50	6

Molly R	"So I said to him - no, no, listen, this is really funny! - I said - this was in reply to that thing he said - so I took a deep breath and I said..." "P*ss off." 02/09/19 7:00:57	2 6
Haha!Actually I think I would like it even better without the "p*ss off", just focusing on the talkative bird. :^)Crunchy (your voter) --Crunchy Chords
Generic RedHead	Crow: "Then the woman at the airport said to me 'any carry on?', then i said no thank you I've just eaten. Get it? Carry on sounds like carrion" Cat: "This is why i cant take you to parties" 02/09/19 13:51:51	5

larry G.	clever "I'll be tagging along for a while kitty. We're in a no-fly zone." 02/09/19 16:05:28	4

Mr Dome	Why kill the other 23 and spare me? 02/09/19 10:14:57	3

Stan Peters	Tom ... you kill, I'll clean up afterwards, Deal or No Deal? Don't bring Brexit into this Jack 02/09/19 7:14:59	3

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