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"Look at that old lady swallowing a fly. Should we avoid her?""Nah, looks like she's chasing a spider now. We should be fine."
02/09/19 8:57:49
"Alright Dave? Remember me? From the park last Thursday? We got drunk and spent the night dancing...fine, how rude"
02/09/19 8:21:20
"But I AM an owl.""You are not, and you are not coming to sea. Good day."
02/09/19 8:09:06
"Ok..Ok ..I lied a bit and you lied a bit.But come on..everyone lies on their Tinder profile."
02/09/19 9:29:21
''You may not love me now but I'll crow on you.''
02/09/19 8:15:38
"Did I tell you about the time I ate half a mouse fresh off the motorway?""No, do carrion."
02/09/19 8:07:50
"So I said to him - no, no, listen, this is really funny! - I said - this was in reply to that thing he said - so I took a deep breath and I said...""P*ss off."
02/09/19 8:00:57
Crow: "Then the woman at the airport said to me 'any carry on?', then i said no thank you I've just eaten. Get it? Carry on sounds like carrion"Cat: "This is why i cant take you to parties"
02/09/19 14:51:51
"I'll be tagging along for a while kitty. We're in a no-fly zone."
02/09/19 17:05:28
Why kill the other 23 and spare me?
02/09/19 11:14:57
Tom ... you kill, I'll clean up afterwards, Deal or No Deal? Don't bring Brexit into this Jack
02/09/19 8:14:59
Mag-puss
02/09/19 8:15:16
''I should never have married you. You're rotten to the caw.''
02/09/19 8:07:45
I've always wondered what a black bird's pussy looks like.
02/09/19 8:00:07
I got told you could fly?No I had Cat Flu.
02/09/19 23:34:03
"It's a cruel world Tom, someone's nicked your boots and I was almost a pie filling."
02/09/19 12:06:59
"C'mon, it'll be much quicker if we take my route... Oh yeah, you can't fly, can you?"
02/09/19 11:21:20
Be careful Sam, I used up all my nine life's and this is what I've come back as
02/09/19 10:34:44
"Go away you annoying little tit!""Er, if you go on www.rspb.org.uk I think you'll find I am in fact a raven!"
02/09/19 9:00:22
"Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw ..."
02/09/19 8:46:25
''If you lift your tail up, I'll get rid of the worm for you.''
02/09/19 8:02:48
You came to the wrong neighborhood...
02/09/19 23:40:49
Tom Crows.
02/09/19 17:32:17
"Hey kitty, wanna buy a mouse?"
02/09/19 16:54:59
Traffic accidents on Crow Road road have declined ever since they installed cats eyes.
02/09/19 14:03:41
'Caw caw caw caw caw caw cawcaw. Cawcaw caw caw caw. Caw, caw caw caw caw caw caw "caw caw caw caw?" Caw caw caw! Caw caw, caw caw caw caw caw? Wait, are you even listening to me?!'
02/09/19 13:51:59
The boys are back in town.
02/09/19 13:50:03
DAY 1825: "So, let me get this straight once again: you are telling me that all of my babies just happened to disappear from my home that night you came over for dinner five years ago?"
02/09/19 13:40:30
"Listen, Corvie. We DON'T hang out together in public, OK?"
02/09/19 11:27:07
Sick of her catty remarks, Colin the crow was determined to give her the beak
02/09/19 11:18:28
"Rook off!"
02/09/19 10:03:09
Rook paw-n
02/09/19 10:00:54
“ bloody twitter followers ...”
02/09/19 9:11:11
'If I'd known it was going to be like this I'd never've auditioned for The Crow Road,' thought Tigger.
02/09/19 8:55:46
''Nag, nag, nag. You birds are all the same.''
02/09/19 8:25:21
Murder Most Horrid
02/09/19 8:23:05
Come on.....give us break you fat cats have dead mice stashed all over the place.Have a heart pal I've got a wife 4 kids to feed.You should have kept off the nest then shouldn't you?
02/09/19 8:20:56
"He's standing in that cornfield over there. Now, all you have to do is claw his big, gormless, sacky face to shreds, and the mouse that I have in my nest is yours"
02/09/19 8:16:49
Mrs Raven always knew there would come a day when her adopted kitten would grow up and lose all respect for her.
02/09/19 8:16:42
Some cats just aren't the same after being spayed & neutered.
02/09/19 8:08:52
My purrfect bird
02/09/19 8:04:28
Makes a change from jay walking.
02/09/19 8:04:10
"You're lucky I'm not feeling peckish"
02/09/19 8:00:06
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