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18/01/24 8:12:29, edited: 15/03/24 18:17:37 |
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Many congratulations, James - blooming marvellous! --Molly R
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01/09/23 20:02:48, edited: 15/03/24 18:19:32 |
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Love your caption James. You're gonna need a bigger vote 😉 --Dot Old
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18/07/21 12:55:41 |
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
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10/01/24 8:33:06 |
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Hahahahahaha. That's hilarious! You've made me choke on my toast. --Vivvy En
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me! --The Wolf
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
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13/01/23 12:10:08, edited: 13/01/23 12:31:58 |
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I agree with KT A. This is a killer. --Dave Bryan
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20/01/24 12:10:18 |
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12/05/20 8:16:32 |
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16/07/23 8:23:55 |
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27/12/22 20:01:39 |
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18/06/22 8:00:31 |
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Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the... --James Lennox
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17/03/22 8:01:22 |
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09/03/21 12:35:25 |
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...and along with the suit he was wearing. --Willie Johnson
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28/04/20 20:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ... --James Lennox
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13/11/23 8:01:26 |
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Nice one ... It took me a while --John Glover
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29/04/23 8:05:06 |
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01/12/22 20:07:31 |
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12/12/21 12:08:44 |
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03/02/20 12:00:41 |
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The good news is she was standing just past the world record distance. --Willie Johnson
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05/02/24 8:01:50, edited: 05/02/24 8:21:59 |
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15/10/23 20:13:01 |
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28/09/23 20:17:44 |
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Yea I wanna C a Camel toe. --Karen McDonald
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17/11/20 9:17:11 |
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31/07/20 8:09:57 |
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21/03/24 12:00:40 |
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16/09/22 12:00:35 |
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Usually, they're called parents. --Glyn Evans
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29/03/22 20:28:20 |
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06/04/21 12:26:41 |
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"Yes, but I don't think Nancy is the right monkey for you on this trip, Joan," said Percy. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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27/08/20 8:00:40 |
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08/02/20 12:00:17 |
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21/05/19 12:00:27 |
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01/03/19 20:13:39 |
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14/01/24 8:17:49 |
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17/08/23 20:05:32, edited: 17/08/23 20:06:03 |
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18/12/22 20:43:09 |
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27/04/21 20:40:05 |
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"Pssst! Word of advice. Some Russians might take offence to this as they might see it as an insult to their National animal, however I know that you're talking about it's actual state of being. If you're urinal cake is glowing a funny colour o... --Glyn Evans
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27/11/20 8:36:38 |
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😂😂😂 I’ve since looked at a Kiwi bird on Images and now it all makes sense and it’s a brilliant caption. I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw what the Kiwi bird looked like. I am going to lol this caption because it’s funny and clev... --Karen Oakenfull
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29/09/20 20:15:41 |
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Always start with a blowfish --Al Overy
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03/03/19 20:47:18 |
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No she’s not, she menthol 🙃 --Karen Oakenfull
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29/03/24 21:30:50, edited: 29/03/24 21:32:27 |
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09/03/24 8:06:15, edited: 09/03/24 8:07:26 |
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--Chris Beach
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04/03/24 20:09:39 |
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24/02/24 20:04:31 |
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16/01/24 8:16:36 |
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30/12/23 12:11:12 |
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29/09/23 8:05:07, edited: 29/09/23 8:12:23 |
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22/09/23 8:03:59 |
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16/11/22 20:01:07, edited: 16/11/22 20:01:48 |
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07/05/22 13:28:08 |
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14/12/20 8:05:11 |
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24/11/20 8:17:40 |
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Well that's interesting and disturbing Willie. I bet Ken's namesake had a fun childhood growing up as the kid who has a penis-less incestuous plastic doll named after him. --James Lennox
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08/09/20 14:23:56 |
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17/07/19 8:30:33 |
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21/04/24 22:46:59 |
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22/02/24 20:01:42, edited: 23/02/24 5:26:55, suggested edits |
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This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I shall not put. --Scrijjy Doo
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01/02/24 20:07:16 |
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24/12/23 20:05:41 |
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07/11/23 8:04:00 |
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11/08/23 20:20:11 |
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10/08/23 20:47:41 |
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I guess the moral of the story is to be careful what's down under when you're Down Under. --Stephen Bean
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18/06/23 8:03:56 |
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09/11/22 12:00:44 |
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31/08/22 8:10:06 |
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08/10/21 8:08:37 |
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19/07/21 8:07:59 |
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23/04/21 12:12:14 |
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Described by critics as 'rather wooden'. --Karyn Harrison
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22/03/21 8:04:11 |
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12/04/20 8:01:39 |
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09/04/20 20:40:08 |
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25/03/20 8:07:25 |
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"No animals were harmed" - just someone's dignity. --Willie Johnson
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09/01/20 12:14:25 |
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05/12/19 8:04:18 |
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02/09/19 8:57:49 |
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05/03/19 12:24:57 |
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15/02/19 20:16:18 |
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18/04/24 12:16:16 |
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09/03/24 20:07:56 |
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No, that's her sister, Flora. --Karyn Harrison
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19/02/24 20:15:33 |
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31/12/23 20:19:41, edited: 01/01/24 8:03:59 |
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12/12/23 8:24:39 |
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07/12/23 8:13:13, edited: 07/12/23 8:28:15 |
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Ha, you've got me wondering now whether murder a grandma is funnier. It's nice having the double 'gr' sound though. --Stephen Bean
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12/10/23 20:17:35 |
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13/08/23 20:31:47 |
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04/06/23 20:52:29, edited: 04/06/23 20:55:29 |
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The did say his sentence would be suspended. --Tony S
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04/05/23 8:01:19 |
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22/03/23 12:11:18 |
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06/03/23 12:29:17 |
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09/02/23 12:17:23 |
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15/01/23 20:18:34 |
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Careful about giving in to the urge to make a banana pun. It's a slippery slope. --Willie Johnson
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03/12/22 8:21:53, edited: 03/12/22 8:39:07 |
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That poor dog :-D --Glyn Evans
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08/11/22 12:50:33, edited: 08/11/22 12:56:06 |
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08/05/22 13:53:13 |
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12/03/22 12:00:56 |
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01/02/22 8:02:45 |
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Thanks, Troompa. A definite improvement.
11:24pm
comment on caption:
Eggs over Siamesey [James Lennox]
There will have been so many people traumatised by that scene!
8:50pm
comment on caption:
"Thanks for looking after my pot plants, Dave. Hopefully it takes your mind off the PTSD you suffer from watching The NeverEnding Story as a child." [James Lennox]
Clearly I've never watched this film all the way through. Here's the clip with the swamp of sadness.
https://youtu.be/YsKu3Jh5IAs?feature=shared
9:16am
comment on caption:
"Thanks for looking after my pot plants, Dave. Hopefully it takes your mind off the PTSD you suffer from watching The NeverEnding Story as a child." [James Lennox]
There's an Irish chicken, a Scottish chicken and an English chicken crossing the road...
Feel free to engage and finish this joke with a punchline if you please...or not
8:11pm
comment on caption:
Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
Glyn, I’ve had a go at writing a joke about the English, Irish n Scottish chickens but it would take me a week to condense it down lol. The basic tag lines were, Hurry, pub soon to close, are you paying? No, two turn back, Scottish one finds out it’s only 10p a pint, crosses road, gets to the other side but a wall falls on him.
(Something, perhaps nothing like that, but it’s fun to play with 😂.
Wanted to add my favourite chicken crossing road joke. I’m sure most will know this but may like to be reminded again. 😳
A duck walked past a chicken who was about to cross the road. He said, “Don’t do it mate! You’ll never hear the end of it.”
I’ll get my kagool..
9:50pm
comment on caption:
Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
Glyn - How about "There's an African chicken, an English chicken and a Chinese chicken crossing the road"? No punchline required
Karen - Nice one. Here's another: "Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because it was nailed to the chicken."
9:53pm
comment on caption:
Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
😂😂
9:55pm
comment on caption:
Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
Lol, Karen, yes she's definitely going for the full set. But speaking of ponchos, she is lacking a Mexican...
[Oh dear, just went to upvote your comment and it's vanished, which makes mine incomprehensible. Much like many of my captions ]
10:24pm
comment on caption:
Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
Here goes...
There's an Irish chicken, a Scottish chicken and an English chicken crossing the road. A Welsh chicken waltzes up, and asks "Why is it you always forget about us Welsh!?"
The Irish chicken urges the Scottish chicken and English chicken to continue saying "Don't turn back, leave her. It's best we get away from this Welsh farmyard as quickly as possible because if it's true what happens to sheep, imagine what they do to chickens!?"
10:11am
comment on caption:
Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
Oh crap. This caption literally took me 6 minutes to write, and now I see it's a dupe ... No time to edit, so a nod to the earlier entry.
8:11am
comment on caption:
"So, Dave, how is marriage to a mermaid?" "Crap. I can't breath underwater. There's sharks everywhere. And my wife has no sexual organs." [James Lennox]