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18/01/24 8:12:29, edited: 15/03/24 18:17:37 |
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Many congratulations, James - blooming marvellous! --Molly R
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01/09/23 20:02:48, edited: 15/03/24 18:19:32 |
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Love your caption James. You're gonna need a bigger vote 😉 --Dot Old
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18/07/21 12:55:41 |
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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
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10/01/24 8:33:06 |
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Hahahahahaha. That's hilarious! You've made me choke on my toast. --Vivvy En
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me! --The Wolf
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all. --James Lennox
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13/01/23 12:10:08, edited: 13/01/23 12:31:58 |
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I agree with KT A. This is a killer. --Dave Bryan
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20/01/24 12:10:18 |
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12/05/20 8:16:32 |
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16/07/23 8:23:55 |
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27/12/22 20:01:39 |
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18/06/22 8:00:31 |
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Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the... --James Lennox
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17/03/22 8:01:22 |
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09/03/21 12:35:25 |
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...and along with the suit he was wearing. --Willie Johnson
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28/04/20 20:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ... --James Lennox
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13/11/23 8:01:26 |
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Nice one ... It took me a while --John Glover
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29/04/23 8:05:06 |
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01/12/22 20:07:31 |
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12/12/21 12:08:44 |
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03/02/20 12:00:41 |
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The good news is she was standing just past the world record distance. --Willie Johnson
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05/02/24 8:01:50, edited: 05/02/24 8:21:59 |
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15/10/23 20:13:01 |
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28/09/23 20:17:44 |
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Yea I wanna C a Camel toe. --Karen McDonald
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17/11/20 9:17:11 |
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31/07/20 8:09:57 |
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21/03/24 12:00:40 |
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16/09/22 12:00:35 |
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Usually, they're called parents. --Glyn Evans
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29/03/22 20:28:20 |
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06/04/21 12:26:41 |
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"Yes, but I don't think Nancy is the right monkey for you on this trip, Joan," said Percy. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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27/08/20 8:00:40 |
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21/05/19 12:00:27 |
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01/03/19 20:13:39 |
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14/01/24 8:17:49 |
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17/08/23 20:05:32, edited: 17/08/23 20:06:03 |
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18/12/22 20:43:09 |
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27/04/21 20:40:05 |
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"Pssst! Word of advice. Some Russians might take offence to this as they might see it as an insult to their National animal, however I know that you're talking about it's actual state of being. If you're urinal cake is glowing a funny colour o... --Glyn Evans
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27/11/20 8:36:38 |
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😂😂😂 I’ve since looked at a Kiwi bird on Images and now it all makes sense and it’s a brilliant caption. I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw what the Kiwi bird looked like. I am going to lol this caption because it’s funny and clev... --Karen Oakenfull
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29/09/20 20:15:41 |
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Always start with a blowfish --Al Overy
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03/03/19 20:47:18 |
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No she’s not, she menthol 🙃 --Karen Oakenfull
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29/03/24 21:30:50, edited: 29/03/24 21:32:27 |
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09/03/24 8:06:15, edited: 09/03/24 8:07:26 |
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--Chris Beach
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04/03/24 20:09:39 |
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16/01/24 8:16:36 |
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30/12/23 12:11:12 |
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29/09/23 8:05:07, edited: 29/09/23 8:12:23 |
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22/09/23 8:03:59 |
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16/11/22 20:01:07, edited: 16/11/22 20:01:48 |
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07/05/22 13:28:08 |
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14/12/20 8:05:11 |
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24/11/20 8:17:40 |
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Well that's interesting and disturbing Willie. I bet Ken's namesake had a fun childhood growing up as the kid who has a penis-less incestuous plastic doll named after him. --James Lennox
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08/09/20 14:23:56 |
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17/07/19 8:30:33 |
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22/02/24 20:01:42, edited: 23/02/24 5:26:55, suggested edits |
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This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I shall not put. --Scrijjy Doo
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01/02/24 20:07:16 |
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07/11/23 8:04:00 |
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10/08/23 20:47:41 |
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I guess the moral of the story is to be careful what's down under when you're Down Under. --Stephen Bean
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18/06/23 8:03:56 |
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19/07/21 8:07:59 |
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23/04/21 12:12:14 |
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Described by critics as 'rather wooden'. --Karyn Harrison
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22/03/21 8:04:11 |
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25/03/20 8:07:25 |
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"No animals were harmed" - just someone's dignity. --Willie Johnson
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09/01/20 12:14:25 |
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09/03/24 20:07:56 |
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No, that's her sister, Flora. --Karyn Harrison
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19/02/24 20:15:33 |
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31/12/23 20:19:41, edited: 01/01/24 8:03:59 |
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07/12/23 8:13:13, edited: 07/12/23 8:28:15 |
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Ha, you've got me wondering now whether murder a grandma is funnier. It's nice having the double 'gr' sound though. --Stephen Bean
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12/10/23 20:17:35 |
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13/08/23 20:31:47 |
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04/06/23 20:52:29, edited: 04/06/23 20:55:29 |
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The did say his sentence would be suspended. --Tony S
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04/05/23 8:01:19 |
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09/02/23 12:17:23 |
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15/01/23 20:18:34 |
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Careful about giving in to the urge to make a banana pun. It's a slippery slope. --Willie Johnson
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03/12/22 8:21:53, edited: 03/12/22 8:39:07 |
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That poor dog :-D --Glyn Evans
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08/11/22 12:50:33, edited: 08/11/22 12:56:06 |
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08/05/22 13:53:13 |
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12/03/22 12:00:56 |
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01/02/22 8:02:45 |
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18/11/21 13:17:02 |
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours. --Willie Johnson
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Times like these I wish we could Supervote comments. That made me laugh out loud, Karen 😀
8:28am
comment on caption:
"You're fired, Dave." [James Lennox]
I wonder if he wanted a 01000101?
8:31pm
comment on caption:
"01010000!!" [James Lennox]
I liked the original caption more! 🙂
8:19pm
comment on caption:
Jim Henson's kids didn't even know he existed till they turned 5. [James Lennox]
Yep, sorry Kate, bad timing. I've reverted to the original
8:20pm
comment on caption:
Jim Henson's kids didn't even know he existed till they turned 5. [James Lennox]
6:11pm
comment on caption:
"So, my plan is to buy caption.me, rename it pun.me, fire Chris Beach, and ban cat photos. You like that, boy?" [James Lennox]
No, that's her sister, Flora.
11:16pm
comment on caption:
"One wonders if she spreads easily." [James Lennox]
Thanks, Steve, that would emphasize the pun for sure. I just wanted the job title all in Caps, so I'll leave it as is, but I appreciate the suggestion.
8:39am
comment on caption:
Air Traffic Corolla [James Lennox]
"But, Father Dave, I'm also Dave!", said Dave.
4:31pm
comment on caption:
"Sorry, mate. Last confession was Dave. Everyone else is boring." [James Lennox]
Do penguins and polar bears have anything in common?
No, they're poles apart.
12:47pm
comment on caption:
"No, no, no. Penguins live in Antarctica in the Southern Hemisphere, while polar bears live in the Arctic in the Northern Hemisphere. So, despite what Walt Disney will have you believe, we never cohabitate in the wild. Anyway, where were we? Oh yes ... ROAR!!!!" [James Lennox]
Thanks Kathleen, I'm not sure if your pun is less or more excruciating than mine, but it is definitely better
9:26pm
comment on caption:
"What's the matter? Cat got your Mustung?" [James Lennox]