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Tony Edwards		Eggs Floorentine 19/08/22 19:59:53	13

Dan Nicholls		Steve spent the summer working at Margate as a seagull distraction system. 17/08/22 7:38:06	1 13
I'd more likely go for the pick up truck filled with chips option --Glyn Evans
Dave Bryan		lol ''Dave was one of our most dedicated Snaptioneers. He would do anything to get a good photo. He will be greatly missed by all his friends on the site.'' 13/08/22 11:09:02	1 13

Scrijjy Doo		Trust me. There is a cat in this picture. 07/08/22 19:02:22	5 13
I can cope with a cat but hope there isn't an OnAdventureWithDad's baby in that sandwich. --Stephen Bean
Stephen Bean		Boot camp 05/08/22 19:00:06	13

Crunchy Chords		creative "I'll go back into the office first, then you follow a few minutes later, we don't want any rumours. How do I look?" 04/08/22 19:02:06	13

Stephen Bean		Lady and the Trample 31/07/22 10:05:06	13

Tony S		Stealing these badges is a sign of a misspelt youth. 30/07/22 19:55:14	13

Stephen Bean		"Rex, have you drunk all the goldfish's water again?" 30/07/22 7:51:39	13

Ian Skelding		“It’s OK, it’s just a Shark,” said one Fly to the other. 29/07/22 11:06:50	1 13

Stephen Bean		Shitting duck 28/07/22 11:01:28	13

Vivvy En		Dear Mittens, Having a lovely time. Weather's nice, rocks are warm. Locals are hot. Fishermen are generous. Sorry you got caught and put in the cattery. Wish you were here, Tom 27/07/22 7:40:52	13

Vanessa the Guesser		Dave's salsa classes were actually making him put on weight. 26/07/22 7:12:43	13

Dave Bryan		Winner of the Hooker Prize 24/07/22 19:09:11	13

Al Overy		Rin Tin Tin Tin Tin 18/07/22 11:00:10	13

Vivvy En		Sit long enough and you become part of the furniture. 15/07/22 19:06:09	13

Craig Eddsenior		If your chicken stops when walking... Don't poulet. 15/07/22 11:00:38	13

Vivvy En		"Do you think we cadaver nother bottle?" 12/07/22 7:33:49	1 13
"The last one lacked body" --Hamish Michaels
Stu Dent		Come die with me 12/07/22 7:01:25	13

Ian Skelding		Suffocat 08/07/22 11:07:08	13

Ian Skelding		“Patronising bastards.” “Stan, you’ve missed the turning.” 06/07/22 11:17:26	13

Stephen Bean		"I have to admit love, I didn't think this new rat trap would work." 02/07/22 11:27:14	1 13
It's not going to work. He's going to slip out of their grasp and make a clean getaway. --Willie Johnson
Al Overy		The young have such fertile minds. 30/06/22 7:02:02	13

Al Overy		Pup Art 24/06/22 19:00:14	1 13
... by Roy Licktenstein. --Karyn Harrison
C CaMel		“I accept cookies!” 22/06/22 11:03:55	13

Ian Skelding		clever Nesscafe 21/06/22 8:15:42	13

Crunchy Chords
	19/06/22 19:00:18		13

Tony S		Man City have fallen on hard times. 18/06/22 11:04:21	13

Tony Edwards		The royal 'wee' 09/06/22 19:39:03	13

Ian Skelding		Highdration 06/06/22 11:19:48	1 13

Molly R		"They have some really nice bathrooms here at Heathrow." 02/06/22 7:19:28	13

Chris Beach (admin)		Dave enjoyed a cuppa with his flatmate. 30/05/22 19:00:06, edited: 02/08/22 15:38:29	13

Dave Bryan		creative ''This is stressing me out, dad. Where's the button to turn the page?'' 29/05/22 11:02:57	1 13
"Your brother will know. Phone him.""With what?" --Glad You Remember
Mr Dome		lol Village of the Rammed 28/05/22 11:43:28	13

Charles Gilbert		lol x3 Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? 26/05/22 13:55:56	1 13
His poor cat... --Mr Dome
Al Overy		Creepy crawler 24/05/22 7:01:41	13

Al Overy		Foot stool 23/05/22 19:00:16	13

Al Overy		"Stu?" 21/05/22 19:00:19	13

Chris Keegan		Following 2 years of working from home Raj adapted well to being back in the office. 19/05/22 19:50:34	13

Mr Dome		lol That's Asbo price 15/05/22 7:08:59	13

Stephen Bean		lol Blind Spot 13/05/22 7:41:46	13

Mr Dome		Hard core porn 07/05/22 11:04:27	2 13
I've heard it's pretty seedy. --Karyn Harrison
Ian Skelding		lol “Liverpool’s such a lovely plac ….. where’d our bike go?” 06/05/22 19:43:52	13

Dave Bryan		''Who's the father?'' ''God knows.'' 06/05/22 11:07:33	13

Mr Dome		Dave used to work on the dodgems 05/05/22 11:27:36	13

Tony S		I thought nothing could be worse than going shopping with mum and then I went with Gran. 29/04/22 11:01:35	13

Tony S		It's a tangled mess but the Chinese refuse to have a fork in the road. 28/04/22 11:02:36	13

Al Overy		Chow main road. 28/04/22 11:00:22	13

Karen Oakenfull		Lillian checks the obituary column everyday to see if she’s in it. 28/04/22 7:14:59	1 13
She doesn't want to be "late". --Willie Johnson
John Glover		That'll put the cat among the pigeons. 25/04/22 12:11:11	13

Stephen Bean		"So how was your evening with Jesus?" "Great until I put his crown of thorns on." 21/04/22 19:12:43	13

Al Overy		Luckily, Nadine was only partially in-Seine. 20/04/22 7:01:09	13

Stephen Bean		Napalm Sunday 19/04/22 11:29:11	13

Stephen Bean		The Lady and the Trump 13/04/22 11:46:29	13

Tony Edwards		creative Toys "R" USSR 12/04/22 19:59:03	13

Stephen Bean		Boot camp 11/04/22 7:03:52	13

James Lennox		"... and this one commemorates my 50th wedding anniversary." "My God, you've been married 50 years?" "No, I've been married 50 times." 06/04/22 19:45:10	13

Dave E		It did the trick - the next day, William Work was elected to the position of Girlfiend 04/04/22 12:09:14	13

Tony S		lol If you think those dogs are weird you should see the rabbit my wife got from Ann Summers. 02/04/22 7:19:13	13

Al Overy		lol Brittle Mix 31/03/22 7:00:31	13

Al Overy		"You posted TWENTY-FIVE CAPTIONS and didn't vote ONCE!? Take THAT!!!" 30/03/22 19:02:44	1 13

Dave Bryan		Two men who deserve to be hung. 27/03/22 19:00:13	7 13
Prints are supplied in 4 pieces...having been hung, drawn and quartered. --Stephen Bean
Neil Mackenzie		Do you not do Apollo neck? 26/03/22 8:41:26	1 13
''Not after we had problems with the crew.'' --Dave Bryan
Hercules Rockefeller		"That's one small step for mannequin, one giant leap for mannequinkind." 26/03/22 8:02:18	1 13

Vanessa the Guesser		Children start smoking so young these days. 25/03/22 20:20:07	13

James Lennox		"Ladies and gentlemen, we apologise for the sudden loss of cabin pressure, but everything is now under control, and rest assured, stewardess Nancy can hang on to that wing for hours." 22/03/22 13:11:05	1 13

Neil Mackenzie		lol The moment when Clarence became cross eyed. 19/03/22 20:41:45	13

Stephen Bean		clever Dr. Strangeglove 19/03/22 8:00:09	13

Chris Keegan		lol Onlooker recognises her donation to the charity shop. 12/03/22 8:29:44	1 13

Mark Wilson		"Only the one life then... unlucky" 06/03/22 20:50:26	13

Tony S		clever "Mist me." 06/03/22 12:07:48	13

Mark England		"Hello, police. I would like to report some stray sheep at the village bus stop" "OK, how many are there?" "Let me count them..1, 2, 3, 4....Zzzzzzzzz" 03/03/22 8:30:11	13

stoneface1		"Sorry, you're a bit too macho for me. I was after a camper van." 02/03/22 8:57:19	1 13
When I saw this in an obituary for Dale Winton...'He owned a £5 million home [but] when filming his TV shows, Winton preferred a camper van'...I couldn't help noticing the accidental wordplay. --Glad You Remember
Tony S		Pickit line. 28/02/22 20:03:32	13

Mr Dome		He slept like a log 23/02/22 8:16:47	13

Mark Wilson		"Just saying I'm a miner, Dad's miner, Grandad twas miner, our sisters a miner and then there's you.. a geography teacher" 19/02/22 15:39:45	13

The Wolf		"Hi. What seems to be the problem?" 17/02/22 8:00:09	1 13
He can get his head out of that quite easy. You were called because I'm standing in cement. --Glyn Evans
Mark England		"Are you sure this is how you play Croquet?" 15/02/22 12:44:16	13

The Wolf		"You three should take a look at yourselves in the mirror." 13/02/22 8:00:10	13

Neil Mackenzie		No one told her she qualified for a free bus pass. 12/02/22 9:03:41	13

The Wolf		"Hello, my name is AS100047VFY. I'm from the planet FitasFuk and I'm here to give you free burgers so you all become obese. We will then fully invade earth and eat your brains and use your fat bodies as sandbags to protect us against the inevitable rise in sea levels that you're all ignoring." "Sorry, did you say that burger was free?" 07/02/22 8:24:53	13

Dave Bryan		lol ''Hey, guys....'' ''Shut up, driver. She's taking off her blouse.'' 05/02/22 12:13:52	1 13
Lions and voyeurs and boobs, oh my! --Glad You Remember
Dave Bryan		''That tapeworm is putting up a jolly good fight, girls.'' 04/02/22 20:12:59	13

Mark Wilson		"I'm really considering going back to being a man again" "But why?" "I'd be on £2 more an hour" 03/02/22 21:54:21	2 13
Gender biased wages are a myth. The reality is men just go for higher paying jobs like CEO, doctor, or engineer, whereas women tend to go for lower paying jobs like female CEO, female doctor, or female engineer. --James Lennox
Dan Nicholls		lol The irony was, he couldn't get a boner. 01/02/22 8:05:44	13

Vanessa the Guesser		lol creative The African Queef 30/01/22 20:36:32	13

Dave Bryan		TEXT: ''Have you ever had an accident that was not your fault?'' REPLY TEXT: ''Why the f-ck do you think I'm getting married?'' 29/01/22 12:12:39	13

Crunchy Chords
	26/01/22 20:01:25		13

Stephen Bean		"I live at number 2." 25/01/22 20:00:06	13

C CaMel		clever “My dad works in special effects but I don’t see him anymore.” 17/01/22 8:04:11	13

Stephen Bean		An Apple a day keeps the witchdoctor away. 14/01/22 8:07:44	13

The Wolf		"Sorry for the wait lads but it's so cold that I can't find it" 11/01/22 12:05:39	13

The Wolf		"Dave, what do the instructions say about feeding?" "It says, 为方便起见，使用瓶装配方 Wèi fāngbiàn qǐjiàn, shǐyòng píngzhuāng pèifāng" 08/01/22 12:54:03	13

Al Overy		"Dad... When I said I liked just chilling with you..." 07/01/22 12:18:50	13

Scrijjy Doo		I knew those mushrooms tasted funny. 06/01/22 20:03:31	1 13
That's why they're on caption.me. Now if we could only make some captions taste funny. --Willie Johnson
James Lennox		Chair coverings were deemed appropriate, given Buster's romantic history with furniture legs. 03/01/22 20:42:28	1 13

Stephen Bean		"We only use fresh ginger." 01/01/22 12:02:22	13

Dave Bryan		Son worshipper 31/12/21 20:34:15	1 13
For the other son, it looks like a total eclipse. --Willie Johnson
Al Overy		Sheikhs on a Plane 21/12/21 20:00:08	13

Dave Bryan		''I did not have an affair with Camilla while I was married to Diana.'' 21/12/21 12:01:01	1 13
"... and don't be a nosey Parker Bowles." --James Lennox

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