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''Who's the father?''''God knows.''
06/05/22 12:07:33
"That's amazing. I can see Jesus's face in one of Gulliver's sperms!"
06/05/22 15:42:09
"Sorry about your limbs son. I was legless when you were conceived."
06/05/22 12:05:22
Great, no sex and an ugly baby, I was clearly very bad in a former life.
06/05/22 12:34:08
The bond between mother and infant is not always instant.
06/05/22 12:22:00
"You're having a giraffe"
06/05/22 12:37:03
"Yeah, but no, but I definitely didn't have sex this time and I wasn't even drunk and you can even ask other Mary so this is not my baby and anyway he doesn't even look like God."
06/05/22 12:00:31
"And Jesus said 'I am the Bread of Life' and everyone did agree as he looked like a loaf of Hovis."
06/05/22 12:56:23
"Oh dear my son, you do look a bit like James Hewitt"
06/05/22 12:32:55
''Are you sure he's the Son of God? He stinks like hell.''
06/05/22 12:02:08
I'd always been told Jesus was descended from carpenters but new evidence suggests he was in bread.
06/05/22 12:00:16
"I've named him Jesus." "You named him after the gardener?"
06/05/22 21:12:39
"Now let's see if it will go back in to where it came from."
06/05/22 17:33:17
"Subway - Eat Fresh"
06/05/22 12:01:01
"What are you going to call him Mrs Furter?""Frank."
06/05/22 12:00:57
The Pupil Stage
06/05/22 19:16:02
Mr. Peanut had a miracle birth too, but you never hear about that.
06/05/22 18:36:33
Jesus looked at Mary and thought I know why Dad picked you. You’ve got a neck like a sword swallower.
06/05/22 17:22:38
Surreal Pain in the Ass
06/05/22 16:24:30
Are you sure it's mine?
06/05/22 13:54:11
"I'll never forget this day, Son.""Because I'm an immaculate conception?""No, because I've inexplicably superglued a commemorative plate to my head."
06/05/22 12:43:29
"Now I'm going to tell you a story"
06/05/22 12:35:51
Did you have anaesthetic?No he's unaesthetic
06/05/22 12:09:18
"Jesus!"
06/05/22 12:04:56
Sausage sprog
06/05/22 12:00:17
"Here you are, take him - I'm not nursing that."
06/05/22 12:00:05
