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Whos the father?  God knows.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 23637Dave Bryan

''Who's the father?''

''God knows.''

06/05/22 11:07:33

Glyn Evans Vote score: 10376Glyn Evans

"That's amazing. I can see Jesus's face in one of Gulliver's sperms!"

06/05/22 14:42:09

I wonder how much she'd get for him on eBay. --Karyn Harrison
Stephen Bean Vote score: 27101Stephen Bean

"Sorry about your limbs son. I was legless when you were conceived."

06/05/22 11:05:22

Chris Keegan Vote score: 12574Chris Keegan

Great, no sex and an ugly baby, I was clearly very bad in a former life.

06/05/22 11:34:08

Vivvy En Vote score: 10747Vivvy En

The bond between mother and infant is not always instant.

06/05/22 11:22:00

Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6304Lucky Elperro

"You're having a giraffe"

06/05/22 11:37:03

Al Overy Vote score: 14187Al Overy

"Yeah, but no, but I definitely didn't have sex this time and I wasn't even drunk and you can even ask other Mary so this is not my baby and anyway he doesn't even look like God."

06/05/22 11:00:31

James Lennox Vote score: 12605James Lennox

"And Jesus said 'I am the Bread of Life' and everyone did agree as he looked like a loaf of Hovis."

06/05/22 11:56:23

Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6304Lucky Elperro

"Oh dear my son, you do look a bit like James Hewitt"

06/05/22 11:32:55

Dave Bryan Vote score: 23637Dave Bryan

''Are you sure he's the Son of God? He stinks like hell.''

06/05/22 11:02:08

Of course he’s the Son of God he stinks to high heaven. --Neil Mackenzie
Al Overy Vote score: 14187Al Overy

I'd always been told Jesus was descended from carpenters but new evidence suggests he was in bread.

06/05/22 11:00:16

The question still remains was he white bread, brown bread or burnt bread? --Neil Mackenzie
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3914Willie Johnson

"I've named him Jesus."
"You named him after the gardener?"

06/05/22 20:12:39

John  Glover Vote score: 22804John Glover

"Now let's see if it will go back in to where it came from."

06/05/22 16:33:17

Al Overy Vote score: 14187Al Overy

"Subway - Eat Fresh"

06/05/22 11:01:01

"This is not what I ordered. Could you change it?" --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 27101Stephen Bean

"What are you going to call him Mrs Furter?"

"Frank."

06/05/22 11:00:57

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