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“My dad works in special effects but I don’t see him anymore.”
Mon 8:04:11
Married life has made Kevin jaded.
Mon 8:07:02
“How will I recognise you?”This caption is 100% recyclable
Mon 10:15:05
''No, it doesn't bother me when other captioneers get supervotes.''
Mon 8:38:03
That snot my husband.
Mon 8:28:58
The snitch was given a new identity by the police proving that the grass IS always greener
Mon 8:10:25
Definitely been photoshopped, the Sun shining in the Lake District.
Mon 8:27:57
"I didn't see it at the time, but looking back I can see that John was envious of my bond with our daughter"
Mon 8:30:20
The bogieman
Mon 8:06:22
"I thought you said your husband was a comedian."" No a chameleon. "
Mon 8:06:15
He suffers from vertigo
Mon 8:04:44
"Dave, now the holiday's over, can you PLEASE get your athlete's foot looked at?"
Mon 8:40:23
Emerald Lyle.
Mon 8:28:31
''I've told him a thousand times to get the Dulux Dog out of the room when he's painting up a ladder.''
Mon 8:24:02
Scientists say the lakes around Sellafield nuclear other plant are still not safe to swim in.
Mon 8:17:39
I prefer the film with Alastair Sims.
Mon 8:15:52
''Are you happily married now, Tina?''''Yes, don't believe that nonsense about 'little' green men.''
Mon 8:13:59
Dave was fully Kermitted.
Mon 8:04:24
"Personally, I think that the question isn't 'why?' but 'how?', and I can tell you, it's not easy."
Mon 8:03:54
In order to save the planet Dave decides to go green.
Mon 8:01:01
"My husband's what you might call an 'extra-vert'.
Mon 8:00:55
My new boyfriend is minted.
Mon 8:00:29
If you're a copper, make sure you dry yourself off properly after swimming.
Mon 8:00:24
5 News: French swimmer turns green after swallowing algae in Scottish lake - today we interview The Loch Ness Monsieur.
Mon 8:00:14
She only married him for his niblets
Wed 10:39:21
"You look smaller and less jolly in person. Flog me some tinned sweetcorn so I know it's you."
Mon 18:47:39
Ted, you've got something dripping from your nose.
Mon 15:41:00
Funny. You don't look bluish.
Mon 15:39:54
You might want to get tested for COVID.
Mon 15:39:24
Malcolm was proud to have been born at the Green'am Common community camp site.
Mon 13:50:32
Betty had got used to her husband disappearing periodically, she put it down to his background.
Mon 11:36:02
“He has a bad temper but he has never been violet.”
Mon 10:13:23
“Dave collapsed on the golf course, doctors are now looking into whether more patients can be resuscitated using a large flag.”
Mon 8:44:03
"Yes it's my fault , I just thought when you said you were going to dress up as a pepper for our daughters birthday you meant Peppa Pig."
Mon 8:33:06
Photo Cynthia's sis.
Mon 8:29:48
Emerald Gerald
Mon 8:28:32
Al Guy
Mon 8:20:34
"Do you mind if we get a photo? I loved you in Scritti Politti"
Mon 8:17:53
Health expert Jane always eats her greens.
Mon 8:12:06
Chloro Phil
Mon 8:11:12
Photos like this make him go all mushy
Mon 8:05:20
A rare day out with the family for Hugh Green.
Mon 8:05:12
Peadophile
Mon 8:03:37
"Eco Friendly""Fuck off Eco, you Bell end"
Mon 8:03:36
Father Lime
Mon 8:03:22
Welcome to Ninjamere.
Mon 8:02:15
Having the Green Man as a dad would have its challenges but Tilly would cross that road when she came to it.
Mon 8:01:51
"HULK SMOOCH."
Mon 8:01:19
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