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“My dad works in special effects but I don’t see him anymore.”
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C CaMel Vote score: 8601C CaMel

“My dad works in special effects but I don’t see him anymore.”

Mon 8:04:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9140Hercules Rockefeller

Married life has made Kevin jaded.

Mon 8:07:02

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8601C CaMel

“How will I recognise you?”

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Mon 10:15:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18832Dave Bryan

''No, it doesn't bother me when other captioneers get supervotes.''

Mon 8:38:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 16468Dan Nicholls

That snot my husband.

Mon 8:28:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13156Mr Dome

The snitch was given a new identity by the police proving that the grass IS always greener

Mon 8:10:25

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A new identity? Nah, the snitch'd have to keep on running. The best way to snitch would be to be part of a mob, because the police wouldn't be able to relocate the entire mob so everyone would have to cover for everyone else. Their o... --Glyn Evans
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27153Ian Skelding

Definitely been photoshopped, the Sun shining in the Lake District.

Mon 8:27:57

 
Mark England Vote score: 19202Mark England

"I didn't see it at the time, but looking back I can see that John was envious of my bond with our daughter"

Mon 8:30:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13156Mr Dome

The bogieman

Mon 8:06:22

 
Tony S Vote score: 3802Tony S

"I thought you said your husband was a comedian."
" No a chameleon. "

Mon 8:06:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13156Mr Dome

He suffers from vertigo

Mon 8:04:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 10188James Lennox

"Dave, now the holiday's over, can you PLEASE get your athlete's foot looked at?"

Mon 8:40:23

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 16468Dan Nicholls

Emerald Lyle.

Mon 8:28:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18832Dave Bryan

''I've told him a thousand times to get the Dulux Dog out of the room when he's painting up a ladder.''

Mon 8:24:02

 
Tony S Vote score: 3802Tony S

Scientists say the lakes around Sellafield nuclear other plant are still not safe to swim in.

Mon 8:17:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12592Neil Mackenzie

I prefer the film with Alastair Sims.

Mon 8:15:52

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I like a subtle caption. Great reference. --Al Overy
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18832Dave Bryan

''Are you happily married now, Tina?''

''Yes, don't believe that nonsense about 'little' green men.''

Mon 8:13:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25594Michael Winner

Dave was fully Kermitted.

Mon 8:04:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25594Michael Winner

"Personally, I think that the question isn't 'why?' but 'how?', and I can tell you, it's not easy."

Mon 8:03:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18832Dave Bryan

In order to save the planet Dave decides to go green.

Mon 8:01:01

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9929Al Overy

"My husband's what you might call an 'extra-vert'.

Mon 8:00:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15301The Wolf

My new boyfriend is minted.

Mon 8:00:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16797Vanessa the Guesser

If you're a copper, make sure you dry yourself off properly after swimming.

Mon 8:00:24

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9929Al Overy

5 News: French swimmer turns green after swallowing algae in Scottish lake - today we interview The Loch Ness Monsieur.

Mon 8:00:14

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1721Dot Old

She only married him for his niblets

Wed 10:39:21

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1548Glad You Remember

"You look smaller and less jolly in person. Flog me some tinned sweetcorn so I know it's you."

Mon 18:47:39

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4617Scrijjy Doo

Ted, you've got something dripping from your nose.

Mon 15:41:00

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4617Scrijjy Doo

Funny. You don't look bluish.

Mon 15:39:54

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4617Scrijjy Doo

You might want to get tested for COVID.

Mon 15:39:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22203John Glover

Malcolm was proud to have been born at the Green'am Common community camp site.

Mon 13:50:32

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6369Tosser Wivlov

Betty had got used to her husband disappearing periodically, she put it down to his background.

Mon 11:36:02

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8601C CaMel

“He has a bad temper but he has never been violet.”

Mon 10:13:23

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8601C CaMel

“Dave collapsed on the golf course, doctors are now looking into whether more patients can be resuscitated using a large flag.”

Mon 8:44:03

 
Tony S Vote score: 3802Tony S

"Yes it's my fault , I just thought when you said you were going to dress up as a pepper for our daughters birthday you meant Peppa Pig."

Mon 8:33:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 16468Dan Nicholls

Photo Cynthia's sis.

Mon 8:29:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21175Stephen Bean

Emerald Gerald

Mon 8:28:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27153Ian Skelding

Al Guy

Mon 8:20:34

 
Mark England Vote score: 19202Mark England

"Do you mind if we get a photo? I loved you in Scritti Politti"

Mon 8:17:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16797Vanessa the Guesser

Health expert Jane always eats her greens.

Mon 8:12:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21175Stephen Bean

Chloro Phil

Mon 8:11:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13156Mr Dome

Photos like this make him go all mushy

Mon 8:05:20

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8872Vivvy En

A rare day out with the family for Hugh Green.

Mon 8:05:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13156Mr Dome

Peadophile

Mon 8:03:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9210Glyn Evans

"Eco Friendly"

"Fuck off Eco, you Bell end"

Mon 8:03:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21175Stephen Bean

Father Lime

Mon 8:03:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25594Michael Winner

Welcome to Ninjamere.

Mon 8:02:15

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9929Al Overy

Having the Green Man as a dad would have its challenges but Tilly would cross that road when she came to it.

Mon 8:01:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25594Michael Winner

"HULK SMOOCH."

Mon 8:01:19

 
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