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"Rex, have you drunk all the goldfish's water again?"

30/07/22 8:51:39

"Rover do you know who stole some of the cookies out of the cookie jar?"
"No but I'm looking into it."

30/07/22 8:02:40

Same old dried shite every morning. NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM. Gone.

30/07/22 8:17:07

''My owner gets upset when I eat lots of bread rolls in one go. She's glutton intolerant.''

30/07/22 8:44:16

'You weren't trying to hide, were you? You forgets, I haz a nose.'

30/07/22 8:12:34