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"Hi. What seems to be the problem?"
17/02/22 8:00:09
"Have you tried lubricating with butter?""Yes, but can we focus on getting my son out."
17/02/22 9:03:51
"This is the second one I've caught this week. They can't resist the smell of hot melted fudge I put in the pot."
17/02/22 8:06:11
"Right, we'll tie one end of the rope around his ankles and the other to the back of the fire engine".
17/02/22 10:37:07
"Careful he bites."
17/02/22 8:11:47
"Sorry I don't know who called you but its a false alarm . He's just had his new brace fitted at the dentist."
17/02/22 8:04:31
"What are you guys doing here? I haven't even set him on fire yet."
17/02/22 8:09:07
"Hey! Stand up straight when people are talking to you."
17/02/22 8:54:04
"Unfortunately, the doctors said they couldn't remove the grill, and he would have to wear it for life. So we installed this side window. Thought 'what the heck' at least he can help put value on the house."
17/02/22 8:10:29
"Ok, let me show you the tree where the cat is stuck."
17/02/22 8:02:45
"He'll be alright. He's got a grate head on his shoulders."[Nod to 8:25:50]
17/02/22 13:33:19
"Bang goes his dream to be a cage fighter."
17/02/22 10:58:32
"He's very unhappy""Because he's trapped in the bars?""No, because he's stood where all the local dogs mark their territory"
17/02/22 10:40:18
"I think that you should explain that the Stihl saw is for cutting the metal".
17/02/22 9:08:42
"He's been in there for two and a half years.""My God! He's been stuck in there for two and a half years?""No, he only got stuck in there this morning."
17/02/22 8:34:54
Three Men and a Bar Boy
17/02/22 8:30:21
"Ok sir, we're gonna have blow torch one of these bars off. Then hopefully you'll be able to retrieve your money pot.""Very good. If you need help my son can hold something."
17/02/22 8:15:19
"What the hell happened here?""He just went on adventure with dad."
17/02/22 8:10:04
"He's not my child but the relationship is long standing."
17/02/22 8:08:42
"So if you can just fix a bolt to the right hand of the grill. I can then relieve my son of his supporting duty. He has already missed two months schooling."
17/02/22 8:03:22
“Would you be able to do it without causing any long term damage?”“Yes Sir, we’ll just slice through the neck, remove the head back through the window and your bars will be fine.”“Ha, ha, rescue team humour, very funny.”“Sorry?”
17/02/22 8:01:04
Nicolas Cage
17/02/22 8:00:22
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