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The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Hi. What seems to be the problem?"

17/02/22 8:00:09

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He can get his head out of that quite easy. You were called because I'm standing in cement.  --Glyn Evans
James Lennox Vote score: 11517James Lennox

"Have you tried lubricating with butter?"

"Yes, but can we focus on getting my son out."

17/02/22 9:03:51

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1229stoneface1

"This is the second one I've caught this week. They can't resist the smell of hot melted fudge I put in the pot."

17/02/22 8:06:11

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6125Lucky Elperro

"Right, we'll tie one end of the rope around his ankles and the other to the back of the fire engine".

17/02/22 10:37:07

 
Tony S Vote score: 5088Tony S

"Careful he bites."

17/02/22 8:11:47

 
Tony S Vote score: 5088Tony S

"Sorry I don't know who called you but its a false alarm . He's just had his new brace fitted at the dentist."

17/02/22 8:04:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"What are you guys doing here? I haven't even set him on fire yet."

17/02/22 8:09:07

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2189Glad You Remember

"Hey! Stand up straight when people are talking to you."

17/02/22 8:54:04

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1229stoneface1

"Unfortunately, the doctors said they couldn't remove the grill, and he would have to wear it for life. So we installed this side window. Thought 'what the heck' at least he can help put value on the house."

17/02/22 8:10:29

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Ok, let me show you the tree where the cat is stuck."

17/02/22 8:02:45

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2189Glad You Remember

"He'll be alright. He's got a grate head on his shoulders."

[Nod to 8:25:50]

17/02/22 13:33:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35751Tony Edwards

"Bang goes his dream to be a cage fighter."

17/02/22 10:58:32

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6125Lucky Elperro

"He's very unhappy"

"Because he's trapped in the bars?"

"No, because he's stood where all the local dogs mark their territory"

17/02/22 10:40:18

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5900Kenny Ireland

"I think that you should explain that the Stihl saw is for cutting the metal".

17/02/22 9:08:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11517James Lennox

"He's been in there for two and a half years."

"My God! He's been stuck in there for two and a half years?"

"No, he only got stuck in there this morning."

17/02/22 8:34:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23856Stephen Bean

Three Men and a Bar Boy

17/02/22 8:30:21

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1229stoneface1

"Ok sir, we're gonna have blow torch one of these bars off. Then hopefully you'll be able to retrieve your money pot."

"Very good. If you need help my son can hold something."

17/02/22 8:15:19

 
Tony S Vote score: 5088Tony S

"What the hell happened here?"
"He just went on adventure with dad."

17/02/22 8:10:04

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1903Dot Old

"He's not my child but the relationship is long standing."

17/02/22 8:08:42

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1229stoneface1

"So if you can just fix a bolt to the right hand of the grill. I can then relieve my son of his supporting duty. He has already missed two months schooling."

17/02/22 8:03:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28556Ian Skelding

“Would you be able to do it without causing any long term damage?”
“Yes Sir, we’ll just slice through the neck, remove the head back through the window and your bars will be fine.”
“Ha, ha, rescue team humour, very funny.”
“Sorry?”

17/02/22 8:01:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23856Stephen Bean

Nicolas Cage

17/02/22 8:00:22

 
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