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''Type this, Jane: Outgoing male - likes walking and fetching sticks - WLTM dominant female who enjoys taking the lead.''
22/06/22 12:24:43
“I accept cookies!”
22/06/22 12:03:55
''Can you stop sniffing my butt when I'm trying to concentrate?''
22/06/22 12:07:51
Bark Zuckerberg
22/06/22 12:07:41
Some owners let their dogs walk all over them
22/06/22 15:45:52
"'Ornate Garden Lampposts'...that's so thoughtful of you, Sharon. Wait! We still get to go 'walkies', right?"
22/06/22 12:26:48
Why can’t you be like the cat and just blend into the furniture?
22/06/22 16:23:23
''Congratulations, Rover, you now have over 100,000 followers on twitter. What's the matter? You don't seem very impressed.''''174,100 people follow Grant Shapps.''''OK, I take your point.''
22/06/22 12:59:09
"Hang on, Sally, I'm just making sure there's no online grooming!"
22/06/22 12:20:16
''His bark is worse than his byte.''
22/06/22 12:13:17
He pawsed my game
22/06/22 12:06:42
"These damn pup-up ads are everywhere."
22/06/22 12:01:28
In hot weather, please ensure you leave plenty of Windows open for your pets.
22/06/22 12:01:13
Work Paws
22/06/22 13:35:44
''You're farting badly, Rex, could you go into the garden? I already have enough crap on my computer.''
22/06/22 12:43:14
100 cases of pork sausage, express delivery, 5890 4261 ...
22/06/22 12:18:58
''Excuse me a minute, Sandra, I want to order some doggy treats.''''You won't be able to do it, Rex.''''Don't worry, they won't know I'm a dog.''
22/06/22 12:02:36
"What's this you're writing... 'Dear Battersea Dog's Home, you can have Fido back as he's so flipping annoying'...Hey!"
22/06/22 12:00:13
Laptop dog