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"Ladies and gentlemen, we apologise for the sudden loss of cabin pressure, but everything is now under control, and rest assured, stewardess Nancy can hang on to that wing for hours."
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James Lennox Vote score: 11524James Lennox

"Ladies and gentlemen, we apologise for the sudden loss of cabin pressure, but everything is now under control, and rest assured, stewardess Nancy can hang on to that wing for hours."

22/03/22 13:11:05

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Al Overy Vote score: 12544Al Overy

"You can't see out of the window? Well I'm sorry, Sir, but if you didn't want to pay the Ryanair Visibility Surcharge..."

22/03/22 12:00:24

 
Mark England Vote score: 19838Mark England

"Sorry, we had to do that. The glass broke and we couldn't gain altitude"

"Well, you know what they say? No pane, No gain"

22/03/22 12:14:40

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9794Vivvy En

"...and for complete reassurance, all our aircraft mechanics are Blue Peter certified badge holders."

22/03/22 14:51:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21417Dave Bryan

''This is your captain speaking. Now that we have managed to block the broken window the remaining members of the cabin crew will serve lunch.''

22/03/22 12:09:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11524James Lennox

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. There's no cause for alarm, but are there any glaziers onboard?"

22/03/22 12:59:24

 
Dave E Vote score: 661Dave E

"Ladies and gentlemen, the cabin crew will now give a pre-flight safety demonstration. Please pay attention to the location of the emergency exits .. unlike that idiot on the last flight."

22/03/22 12:48:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28560Ian Skelding

“Does anyone on board have any glue, the Pilot says the joystick’s fallen off.”

22/03/22 12:30:15

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This is caption.me, someone is going to have superglue. --Willie Johnson
James Lennox Vote score: 11524James Lennox

Ryanair introduces Homeless Class in an attempt to get more bums on seats.

22/03/22 12:45:56

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4658Mark Wilson

"Did you mention your restless leg syndrome before booking a window seat sir?"

22/03/22 20:58:19

 
Tony S Vote score: 5107Tony S

"When we get to 35000 feet will a broken window effect the atmosphere in the cabin?"
"Don't worry sir that's when we put on some party songs. That always improves the atmosphere. "

22/03/22 12:20:05

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6128Lucky Elperro

"Ladies and gentlemen I am sorry there will be no toilet facilities on this flight; however, if you are desperate please make your way over to seat 21B for an alternative option".

22/03/22 14:41:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17345Dan Nicholls

Fix that before take-off, no pressure.

22/03/22 12:26:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17345Dan Nicholls

Welcome, a board.

22/03/22 12:28:06

 
Tony S Vote score: 5107Tony S

Squatter takes over Russian oligarchs private jet claiming the door was left open.

22/03/22 12:24:59

 
Molly R Vote score: 3581Molly R

I really don't like flying Economy.

22/03/22 12:00:52

 
Leeds Baggie Vote score: 57Leeds Baggie

Stewardesses took matters into their own hands, after maintenance turned up with the wrong blind.

22/03/22 15:58:57

 
Mark England Vote score: 19838Mark England

A man definitely repaired that. I could always tell when it was my dad who had wrapped my birthday presents.

22/03/22 12:19:23

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9836Glyn Evans

"From this photographic evidence, it was obvious that Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 was in disrepair. It wasn't downed by a bazooka at all" Russian authorities claim.

22/03/22 12:10:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17897Vanessa the Guesser

"We can remove the cardboard if you require extra legroom."

22/03/22 12:02:44

 
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