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"... and this one commemorates my 50th wedding anniversary.""My God, you've been married 50 years?""No, I've been married 50 times."
06/04/22 20:45:10
''You've been a government minister for many years now, Mr Umbala. What is it about politics that you find so appealing?''
06/04/22 21:11:42
Thanks to Chris Beach offers come pouring in for the new monthly prize.
06/04/22 20:13:23
"He makes the gold jewellery from scratch AND sells it himself too.""Well, then he who smelt it dealt it."
06/04/22 20:04:33
He works in the morgue
06/04/22 20:44:19
Hey, that's the Nigerian bloke who promised me $30,000,000 for £250 postage and packing!
06/04/22 20:21:32
"How can I get his attention?""Just shout A U."
06/04/22 20:26:10
"I'm going to need you to come to the station with me, Sir. You fit the description of a man seen burgling Mr T's house."
06/04/22 20:09:43
Bling-and-buy sale
06/04/22 20:58:28
Shirley Bassey's biggest fan
06/04/22 20:30:00
King Midas was beginning to see the effects of what happened when everything he touched turned to gold. How on earth was he supposed to pick his nose now?
06/04/22 20:13:58
His wife says he can’t be trusted to wash up because he’s too heavy handed.
07/04/22 10:45:29
It's a shame he drowned.
06/04/22 23:42:23
BREAKING, exclusive photo of person holding up security checks at Heathrow.
06/04/22 20:24:18
"They call me Beacon""My superpower involves reflecting the sun's rays into villain's eyes using the power of my bald head and other shiny things"
06/04/22 20:09:54
“Leroy had lots of charm.”
06/04/22 20:08:41
Some people say that George has the Midas touch
06/04/22 20:08:33
"What do you mean everytime my Mum wants some action, she gives you a ring?"
06/04/22 20:02:21
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