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Dave enjoyed a cuppa with his flatmate
30/05/22 20:00:06
Dave couldn't stand that photo of him, but he eventually managed.
30/05/22 20:00:36
"So next time I say look out for the steamroller I hope you listen to me."
30/05/22 20:13:28
The Cardboard Captioneer comes complete with interchangeable tabbed paper clothes for 8.00 am, 12.00 and 8.00 pm: pyjamas, dressing gowns, string vests and much more. Exclusive offer for June - red negligee with matching crotchless panties (one size fits all).
30/05/22 20:27:41
"Whaddya mean you're board?"
30/05/22 20:02:09
He had to cut out caffeine.
30/05/22 23:18:15
"This coffee tastes like cardboard.""What did you expect? You asked for a flat white."
30/05/22 20:02:47
Dave stopped playing for the Delta Dwarfs, he just wasn't cut out for it.
30/05/22 20:00:08
Dave enjoyed his flat white. Then he had a coffee.
30/05/22 21:04:27
Dave was often haunted by the ghost of his former self
30/05/22 20:36:49
“Who said Billy had no mates?”
30/05/22 20:31:04
Michael was grooming the paperboy.
30/05/22 20:01:28
Eventually Flat Stanley grew up and tried to live a normal life, but his relationships suffered due to the Post traumatic stress.
30/05/22 20:01:11