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Only Dave could get his head stuck in a non stick pan.
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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13236Neil Mackenzie

Only Dave could get his head stuck in a non stick pan.

21/05/22 20:09:20

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Al Overy Vote score: 12591Al Overy

"Stu?"

21/05/22 20:00:19

 
Tony S Vote score: 5120Tony S

I can't wait for fuel bills to drop and I can have a proper bath again.

21/05/22 20:15:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17904Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm having an old friend for dinner."

21/05/22 20:07:07

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22407Troompa Loompa

"But the recipe said to add Basil."

21/05/22 22:11:39

 
Matthew Carr Vote score: 43Matthew Carr

Tom Daley struggled to find places to practise during lockdown

21/05/22 20:23:24

 
Joseph Condren Joseph Condren

When it says to boil the water at 180 degrees.

21/05/22 20:10:06

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12591Al Overy

Head cook.

21/05/22 20:00:33

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1244stoneface1

"Wow!! That packet of 'Instant Man..Just add water' Really does work.

21/05/22 20:46:13

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9951Hercules Rockefeller

"The pot's gone straight to his head."

21/05/22 20:03:20

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11535James Lennox

"Very funny, Scotty."

21/05/22 20:39:42

 
Tony S Vote score: 5120Tony S

It got worse when I told him to take the pan off his head and put the kettle on.

21/05/22 20:28:34

 
Tony S Vote score: 5120Tony S

"Mavis , there's an heir in my soup."

21/05/22 20:17:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14040Mr Dome

- When did you first notice this sir
- It started as a boil on my head

21/05/22 20:15:29

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9951Hercules Rockefeller

Dave couldn't think straight without a well balanced meal.

21/05/22 20:13:51

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Tony S Vote score: 5120Tony S

He had a heated argument with his girlfriend so went to the kitchen to simmer down.

21/05/22 20:10:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17904Vanessa the Guesser

Hob knob

21/05/22 20:03:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12591Al Overy

Finding nothing to eat, Barry used his noodle.

21/05/22 20:00:08

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1244stoneface1

"Cheers mate. You can get down now. I think that ceiling tile's stuck.

21/05/22 20:49:43

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13236Neil Mackenzie

I can cook better than Jamie Olivier standing on my head said Dave.

21/05/22 20:06:56

 
Tony S Vote score: 5120Tony S

"Hannibal Lecter did you forget to leave the dinner out of the freezer before going to work again?"

21/05/22 20:03:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23895Stephen Bean

The Secret Lives of Captioneers:

This week we visit the home of Sauce Pan.

21/05/22 20:00:09

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9839Glyn Evans

Hob son's choice

22/05/22 8:33:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23895Stephen Bean

Mr Potsy-Turvy

22/05/22 6:18:05

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1244stoneface1

Dave, I think there's easier ways of getting rid of head lice.

21/05/22 20:47:02

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35757Tony Edwards

Dave expresses his feelings about his marriage being like living in a pressure cooker.

21/05/22 20:26:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14040Mr Dome

G'day sport. Welcome to down under cooking

21/05/22 20:16:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14040Mr Dome

Food for thought

21/05/22 20:08:38

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14040Mr Dome

What shit wallpaper

21/05/22 20:06:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28580Ian Skelding

Hans Simmer

21/05/22 20:02:09

 
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