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Only Dave could get his head stuck in a non stick pan.
21/05/22 20:09:20
"Stu?"
21/05/22 20:00:19
I can't wait for fuel bills to drop and I can have a proper bath again.
21/05/22 20:15:18
"I'm having an old friend for dinner."
21/05/22 20:07:07
"But the recipe said to add Basil."
21/05/22 22:11:39
Tom Daley struggled to find places to practise during lockdown
21/05/22 20:23:24
When it says to boil the water at 180 degrees.
21/05/22 20:10:06
Head cook.
21/05/22 20:00:33
"Wow!! That packet of 'Instant Man..Just add water' Really does work.
21/05/22 20:46:13
"The pot's gone straight to his head."
21/05/22 20:03:20
"Very funny, Scotty."
21/05/22 20:39:42
It got worse when I told him to take the pan off his head and put the kettle on.
21/05/22 20:28:34
"Mavis , there's an heir in my soup."
21/05/22 20:17:09
- When did you first notice this sir- It started as a boil on my head
21/05/22 20:15:29
Dave couldn't think straight without a well balanced meal.
21/05/22 20:13:51
He had a heated argument with his girlfriend so went to the kitchen to simmer down.
21/05/22 20:10:45
Hob knob
21/05/22 20:03:12
Finding nothing to eat, Barry used his noodle.
21/05/22 20:00:08
"Cheers mate. You can get down now. I think that ceiling tile's stuck.
21/05/22 20:49:43
I can cook better than Jamie Olivier standing on my head said Dave.
21/05/22 20:06:56
"Hannibal Lecter did you forget to leave the dinner out of the freezer before going to work again?"
21/05/22 20:03:01
The Secret Lives of Captioneers: This week we visit the home of Sauce Pan.
21/05/22 20:00:09
Hob son's choice
22/05/22 8:33:25
Mr Potsy-Turvy
22/05/22 6:18:05
Dave, I think there's easier ways of getting rid of head lice.
21/05/22 20:47:02
Dave expresses his feelings about his marriage being like living in a pressure cooker.
21/05/22 20:26:28
G'day sport. Welcome to down under cooking
21/05/22 20:16:20
Food for thought
21/05/22 20:08:38
What shit wallpaper
21/05/22 20:06:39
Hans Simmer
21/05/22 20:02:09
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