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Sit long enough and you become part of the furniture.

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Soled as seen

15/07/22 20:16:22

“…and this one comes with a matching foot rest”

15/07/22 20:03:24

"Very dangerous furniture! Squashed my sister." ~ Witch Magazine

15/07/22 20:02:12

Feng Shui suggested the settee was 2 feet to the wall.

15/07/22 20:32:11

I hate it when you wake up and find half of last night's Chinese down the side of the settee.

15/07/22 20:12:17

"He insisted the remote must be down there somewhere."

15/07/22 20:18:27

"No Marg, I said we need a f-u-t-o-n."

15/07/22 20:00:07

Couch pota-toes

15/07/22 20:09:42

"Yes Sir, this sofa comes with a vibrate setting. Simply tickle the soles on your left..."

15/07/22 20:07:04

Colonel Mustard.
In the Living Room.
With the Sofa.

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