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Dave Bryan Vote score: 23567Dave Bryan

Winner of the Hooker Prize

24/07/22 19:09:11

Mr Dome  Vote score: 14753Mr Dome

Pretend you're a binman

24/07/22 19:18:52

Glad You Remember Vote score: 2534Glad You Remember

"You do? Oh that's wonderful. Can you keep it for me? My name, oh yes. It's J. J. Clark."

24/07/22 19:47:18

Stephen Bean Vote score: 27034Stephen Bean

1. Hire a sports car.
2. Pretend you have lots of money.
3. Don't tell them you're a captioneer.

24/07/22 19:00:53

It doesn't  --Mr Dome
Dave Bryan Vote score: 23567Dave Bryan

Don't mention monkey pox on the first date.

24/07/22 19:44:06

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13864Neil Mackenzie

Dave decided to read it again after getting hit in the face with a handbag. He must of missed something.

24/07/22 19:31:13

Dot Old Vote score: 2011Dot Old

Don't you just ring Tina from Doncaster?

24/07/22 19:01:21

No need, she'll ring you. --James Lennox
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2534Glad You Remember

Due to printing error and missing letters, How To Pick Up The Confidence Of Extra-Shy Women never reached its target audience.

24/07/22 19:34:52

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 10613Hercules Rockefeller

"Bend your knees & lift carefully."

24/07/22 19:05:01

Ian Skelding Vote score: 29474Ian Skelding

Co-written by Dwight Yorke, Peter Andre, Alex Reid and Kieran Hayler.

24/07/22 19:11:09

Al Overy Vote score: 14137Al Overy

Clarence made sure he was well prepared to meet these 'slappers'.

25/07/22 5:59:27

Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1425Charles Gilbert

I don't want to vote as often as I post.
I vote on what actually makes me laugh.

I won your dang prize once not even knowing there was a payout or I would have given it to folks I know in the UK.
I just like to caption photos.

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Get off my back. Quit telling me what to do.

24/07/22 23:25:53

Better to discuss this kind of thing on the forum please.  --Chris Beach
Dave Bryan Vote score: 23567Dave Bryan

''Your place or mine, baby?''

''How did you know I wanted to get laid?''

''I can read you like a book.''

24/07/22 20:18:01

Al Overy Vote score: 14137Al Overy

"Rubbish tips!" - Anon

24/07/22 20:16:15

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 18819Vanessa the Guesser

This one's been well thumbed.

24/07/22 19:03:22

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6849Crunchy Chords

🎵 Paperback Rotter 🎵

24/07/22 19:00:19

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