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Blind Spot
Fri 8:41:46
"Which postman is clearer? The one on the left, or the one on the right?"
Fri 8:00:45
His bark's worse than his sight
Fri 8:19:23
''Have you seen that photo before?''
Fri 8:31:16
#Thinks.She's one hot bitch , shame she's a pointer.
Fri 8:19:19
"Could you please read the first line again, but this time would you please take off your dog mask?"
Fri 8:10:31
''Your sight is too bad for glasses. I suggest you apply for a guide human.''
Fri 8:23:12
Watchdog
Fri 8:06:39
"These glasses won't do, your hand looks massive."
Fri 8:00:32
Rex-ray specs
Fri 9:51:19
"Oh, yes, I can see your wedding ring now ... Bitch."
Fri 8:13:34
“I can’t read so what’s the point?”
Fri 8:07:25
Optician's lab
Fri 8:06:19
F-E-T-C-H... " Come back sir, it's not finished".
Fri 8:05:27
"She's not the best optician but I can't stop wagging my tail when she strokes my ears."
Fri 8:05:12
Now that screen there will show the Cat scan but just relax it's not what you think.
Fri 8:00:46
"I'm sorry, I'm finding it hard to concentrate on the chart. Your perfume smells like my last girlfriend's arse. I can also tell you're on heat and haven't had sex in weeks."
Fri 11:10:50
-"Okay, Mr Wall. Can you tell me which of the images is brighter?"-"Sausages."-"There are no sausages, Mr Wall. It's car or tree. Try again."-"Sausages."This is why dogs no longer have eye tests.
Fri 8:24:31
"I can assure you your eyesight is fine and there is a reason why you can't see your balls."
Fri 8:10:19
"I'm sure my eyes have worsened because I keep barking up the wrong tree"
Fri 8:06:47
Vision Rexpress
Fri 8:06:00
Rexsavers
Fri 8:05:43
See Spot See
Fri 8:01:20
Lab test.
Fri 8:00:08
"woof woof"
Sat 10:13:22
She’s a sight for sore eyes.
Fri 19:24:13
"And that, Mr Fido, is the reason why you're so dog gawn tired..."
Fri 19:19:00
...
Fri 17:13:41
"I can cope with any diagnosis except cat-aracts."
Fri 10:24:39
"And this is where they write their captions before posting. No, your eyes are ok. They haven't thought of anything yet."
Fri 9:22:56
The 6th StrayStarring Arnold Schweinhundegger
Fri 8:47:09
"I keep bumping into lampposts."
Fri 8:44:58
Eyes Wide Mutt
Fri 8:37:04
It's a little known fact that dogs mot only look like their owners but also their opticians.
Fri 8:17:18
"It's no use. Everything is still in black & white."
Fri 8:09:29
I love my dog, he's out of sight.
Fri 8:09:14
"I'm afraid it's a case of the blind leading the blind"
Fri 8:09:09
''What makes you think you need glasses?''''I can never find the stick.''
Fri 8:08:02
"Please read the top line for me.""D...A...V...E...D...A...V...E...D...A...V...E.""Are you actually reading or did you just guess?"
Fri 8:02:14
Who knew a dogs eye score was done this way?
Fri 8:02:02
''B A R K Y A P''''Excellent. Now read the second line.''
Fri 8:00:18