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Spycenwolf  Vote score: 809Spycenwolf

Breast pumps.

28/10/17 20:29:00

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Doctor, my nipples are clogged."


(Belated nod to Sat 19:30:47, which I have only just seen. Sorry.)

29/10/17 0:59:34

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19753John Llamas

Shoe Rack

28/10/17 20:54:40

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35644Welsh Rarebit

"I'd like to get my hands on a pair of those, where did you get them?"

28/10/17 20:00:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5612Chris Keegan

Breast foot forward...

29/10/17 0:41:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

"Shoe us your tits!"

28/10/17 22:43:54

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 645sandeep chahal

as if my foot fetish alone wasn't enough

28/10/17 21:33:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5612Chris Keegan

Her tits seemed to be clogged up..

28/10/17 20:30:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

♪Two nips from Amsterdam♪
(Nod to Sat 19.00.05)

29/10/17 6:53:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9139Neil Mackenzie

New Safety Shoes encourages Men to watch their step.

29/10/17 6:40:48

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5590Tosser Wivlov

You'd think they'd have tongues.

28/10/17 22:32:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20559Ian Skelding

"Tom, I want you to put on your breast shoes for the Church service."

28/10/17 20:55:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18899John Glover

Pinenipples.

28/10/17 20:31:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8040Vanessa the Guesser

I dare you to put tulips round them.

28/10/17 20:28:42

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

The place where you get these has gone bust.

28/10/17 20:06:45

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

🎵Tit toes through the tulips🎵

29/10/17 15:03:00

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

Holiday Mammaries

29/10/17 7:54:24

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

With matching handvag

29/10/17 7:33:30

 
Something  Something Vote score: 111Something Something

Putting your breast foot forward

29/10/17 0:27:45

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"No thanks, they nip my toes."

28/10/17 21:03:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21690Michael Winner

"I got them for my Gran, so that she can go dancing without being embarrassed."

28/10/17 20:55:28

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21690Michael Winner

Jimmy Choobs.

28/10/17 20:51:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20559Ian Skelding

"I'm a sucker for clogs"

28/10/17 20:37:56

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

This type of footwear does have its knockers.

28/10/17 20:28:23

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'These are a size 6. If you become pregnant, they change to a size 7. OK?'

28/10/17 20:25:58

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

I wanted a pair to match my jug ears.

28/10/17 20:22:09

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Dutch 'Air Jordans.'

28/10/17 20:21:17

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

I tried one of these on, I felt a right tit

28/10/17 20:21:16

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Noisy Puppies.

28/10/17 20:20:39

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'... and do you sell wellington boobs?'

28/10/17 20:16:10

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4184Kenny Ireland

...and a pair of mammary insoles please.

(nods to other captioneers with mammaries)

29/10/17 13:07:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5612Chris Keegan

Manchester United display a drastic new design at the launch of their new boots to ensure they win loads of cups this season...

29/10/17 10:23:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5612Chris Keegan

In a strange twist of events Terry was now quite looking forward to being kicked in the gob!

29/10/17 10:20:13

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

Shoe Perky'ns

29/10/17 7:49:08

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

Funny teet

29/10/17 1:31:02

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2662GeeDee

You wooden get much milk out of them

28/10/17 22:22:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35644Welsh Rarebit

"These were half price last tweak"

28/10/17 21:20:25

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2662GeeDee

🎵Thanks for the Mammorys 🎵

28/10/17 21:11:55

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2662GeeDee

These are just Udderly ridiculous

28/10/17 21:07:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

As worn by milkmaids.

28/10/17 21:05:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18899John Glover

"I'm taking these back, they leak."

28/10/17 21:03:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21690Michael Winner

Manolo Blahnips.

28/10/17 20:54:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

Sarah Ferguson's clogs

28/10/17 20:53:01

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21690Michael Winner

That's not how Jogger's Nipple works, Dave.

28/10/17 20:52:45

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

These are the best shoes in the shop, bra none.

28/10/17 20:31:58

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

Having missed out on the Oscar, Weinstein gave me the boobie prize

28/10/17 20:31:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

Put the boob in.

28/10/17 20:28:54

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

I said I wanted Ugg Boobs

28/10/17 20:28:37

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

A new venture for Alan Titsmarch

28/10/17 20:27:09

 
Dave E Vote score: 401Dave E

What a great idea! Cleavage Clogs!

28/10/17 20:24:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35644Welsh Rarebit

Also available in brown, black and yellow.

28/10/17 20:00:51

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35644Welsh Rarebit

"I bought them in Amsterdam."

28/10/17 20:00:05

 
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