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Dump Truck.
06/12/16 20:00:06
Hare today, gone tomorrow
02/12/16 21:34:16
"Just buy a bloody unicycle."
28/11/16 12:29:59
They're both guilty - it's written all over their faces.
16/11/16 20:07:13
Brain Drain
15/11/16 20:00:41
What the f**k are you doing? I've just ironed those sheets
09/11/16 20:01:30
Brickshaw
23/10/16 19:00:07
Slip road.
15/10/16 12:20:58
Chairman Meow
14/10/16 19:42:15
"I think I know what the problem is," said the doctor. "He's not eating properly."
13/10/16 19:14:10
The bark was worse than their bite
01/10/16 11:00:52
Alice in Wonderland
24/09/16 7:03:59
"Come on everyone, dig in."
01/09/16 11:00:58
The Pony Expresso
23/08/16 7:00:08
Watch their eyes light up when I open a tin of salmon.
10/08/16 11:57:15
After a sudden growth spurt, Sleepy was made homeless.
26/07/16 7:42:50
"It's bitter outside."
15/06/16 19:17:18
Waving mum: "Just let go, the gorilla will catch you."
01/06/16 12:56:08
A Nightmare on Elmo's Street
30/05/16 7:00:12
£100
09/05/16 7:28:07
Selfie at Wimbledon
04/05/16 11:07:40
Crutches won't stop Eric from doing the long jump.
02/04/16 12:10:04
"So you say that your ex-husband was an expert at training dogs?"
12/03/16 10:02:38
No holes barred
07/03/16 12:05:23
Mmmmm, nothing better than nice, crisp sheets.
01/03/16 8:06:17
Now THAT'S a Panic Room.
10/02/16 9:44:52
"Couldn't they drown?""When the tide races in, I think it will be a four gone conclusion."
05/02/16 11:00:43
"First the GOOD news... The rat's gone."
01/02/16 20:30:53
Fagpie
24/01/16 20:00:06
"It's a four-meal drive."
23/01/16 12:22:47
High steaks
18/01/16 16:41:16
Pedro is half Brazilian.
18/01/16 8:00:09
Don't let the grass grow under your Fiat.
17/01/16 12:01:47
The Fat and the Furious.
14/01/16 12:00:09
"Dad, I can see your bollocks""I know son, but at least I'm giving it a go"
21/12/15 12:00:08
On the thirst day of Christmas...
07/12/15 14:14:17
🎵🎵 " The Yellow Rows of Taxis " 🎵
18/11/15 12:19:55
Knobby Styles
08/11/15 20:01:33
This hairstyle is inconceivable.
08/11/15 20:00:39
Is it twenty tu-tu?
29/10/15 20:00:06
Before being souped up.
15/10/15 11:27:06
Marcus was rebuilding his life in his Indonesian paradise, strolling along the beach where years before the tsunami had ravaged the landscape and with it his family. He knew that disaster would never be repeated and he felt a comfort that he was now able to move on. He threw the ball up for his sole surviving companion and looked up. It was then that he saw the nuclear bomb strike on the horizon....
12/10/15 9:24:44
William and Betty came here to renew their rows.
06/10/15 19:09:31
Even back in the 1950's, Tesco trolleys would end up in the most unusual places.
06/10/15 7:57:59
People are not coming to fairground so much so we had to reduce the staff.
02/10/15 7:53:25
Short circuit
02/10/15 7:00:04
Norman Bates, the signs were there.
30/09/15 7:03:13
Counter-Terrierism
25/09/15 19:00:08
"Fellas, should we just get Mr Muscle to do it? He loves this crap"
25/09/15 8:48:03
"Ah, Mr Rooney...You're late."
23/09/15 19:01:02
Tony's business wasn't doing well and went into voluntary liquidation.
19/09/15 20:10:11
Graffiti - wrong on so many levels.
16/09/15 11:04:14
The start of the zombie apocalypse went largely unnoticed in Glasgow.
16/09/15 5:16:52
Oh I do like to be beside the seaslide
15/09/15 11:00:06
Shane was having difficulty coming out to his team mates, despite the numerous heavy hints he dropped.
10/09/15 7:02:43
Snap, Crackle and Pup.
04/09/15 8:26:50
Lawn order
03/09/15 19:14:06
Story of Keith RichardsStone is wet - on a benderStone is dry - hasn't drunk for 2 hoursShadow on the ground - just chinned Hank MarvinWhite on top - sneezed when taking cokeCan't see stone - hiding from Hank MarvinSwinging stone - back in the sixtiesStone jumping up and down- can't find fagsStone gone - in rehab
31/08/15 20:54:35
Police Escort.
30/08/15 11:00:08
Pee Shooter
29/08/15 19:00:10
Drunken Goodhew.
28/08/15 19:13:30
🎵 Swing Low, Meat Chariot 🎵
20/08/15 19:44:48
"I picked it up at a car boot sale."
18/08/15 19:07:28
Dwayne In Spain Crawls Mainly In The Drain
12/08/15 21:14:26
The Flickr of Dibley
06/08/15 11:17:30
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for mice, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will shit in your slippers.
04/08/15 7:00:07
The truck driver enjoyed giving pedestrians a wave as he passed by.Â
02/08/15 7:05:52
One of these is Boris Johnson, The Mare of London
31/07/15 11:23:33
Cinderfella
29/07/15 19:00:45
"For goodness sake, are you lot ready to have your photo taken yet?"
21/07/15 11:00:29
Deck chair
16/07/15 11:00:06
Julie loved to fool people into thinking there was a train coming.
14/07/15 19:07:35
"Honey, I'm just popping downstairs"
13/07/15 19:14:00
Bravefart
13/07/15 7:00:07
Sundae lunch
04/07/15 11:09:16
First draught
04/07/15 7:00:37
He must be wearing Huggies Pull-Ups.
26/06/15 11:16:19
A business that flourishes in hard times
25/06/15 20:11:52
Telegiraffe pole.
23/06/15 7:02:24
"I am not a number, I am a free dog!"
22/06/15 7:53:13
The turd house on the left.
15/06/15 8:00:29
"She looks good, considering it's 180 degrees in there."
14/05/15 10:02:40
Wurst job in the world.
08/05/15 7:00:45
Half a dozen Seggs
21/04/15 13:38:37
Ebunny & Ivory
07/04/15 19:02:31
Heneken
01/04/15 11:08:32
"I think he's dead Mr Barrymore"
26/03/15 8:02:39
Wing mirror
24/03/15 12:00:34
Terry didn't let his tourettes stop him from pursuing his dream job as a placard writer.
14/03/15 20:42:44
Hobocop.
11/03/15 8:35:03
Funding Nemo
09/03/15 8:15:04
Culling card
06/03/15 12:52:43
Must be a cross-breed.
23/02/15 11:27:19
Evergrin
10/02/15 17:40:34
Uncle Spam
03/02/15 20:00:09
Only George Michael had a bigger smile during this procedure
29/01/15 8:30:48
Scottish Widows recruitment campaign.
16/01/15 8:31:36
"Yes officer, that's the man who was flashing in the park, except he was wearing a big mac."
13/01/15 20:24:57
"I'm just an innocent Bison stander"
11/01/15 12:00:24
Chilean Miners release unseen pictures
08/01/15 20:14:47
