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Cath Jones	lol creative Silicone in plant. 05/04/14 19:00:40	2 16
Sorry to write this on your caption author but I presume that the last comment, albeit anonymous, was directed at me. I would have given a nod had I had enough time for reading captions and in those circumstances would not have used the idea but p... --John Llamas
Smuldo	"...and then i joined a band called the Small Faeces..." 05/04/14 7:01:07	16

Tracy Davidson	I don't know whether to eat it or wear it to Ascot. 22/03/14 12:11:28	1 16
I'll eat my hat. --Michael Monkhouse
John Llamas	creative Having been caught pedalling again, this time Maria was given a longer sentence 13/03/14 20:22:54	16

John Llamas	A pot belly would be useful at this point 05/03/14 12:02:57	16

Mark England	lol Alas, his mother never fully recovered from giving birth to a six foot, fifteen stone, fully clothed baby. 03/03/14 12:05:44	1 16
the banner must have hurt a bit also. --Lucky Elperro
Tracey Sarge	Sometimes you have to look at the beggar picture. 02/03/14 12:05:05	16

Michael Winner	As you can see, there's quite a queue at feeding time. 01/03/14 8:01:18	16

John Llamas	The hat and cape were reviewed as 'cheap looking and unconvincing' - ( Witch Magazine ) 27/02/14 12:02:52	16

Hercules Rockefeller	"I had fun once. It was awful." 22/02/14 20:26:25	16

Brian Malco	always check the smell-by date 19/02/14 12:01:52	16

Steve Hann	A trip round the penisular 18/02/14 8:01:10	16

John Llamas	"I am not turning around until I get those f**king drums back" 11/02/14 12:11:43	16

Pete	creative Bugs found inside MI5 compound. 11/02/14 9:00:39	16

Zac Kramer	creative A lot of fuzz about nothing 05/02/14 22:02:05	16

John Llamas	Caption.me apologises for delays in seeing some pictures due to the Golf coverage 30/01/14 8:11:10	1 16
As a golfer I was about to suggest cricket coverage when the penny finally dropped.....Excellent caption. --Ian Mclaren
Andrea Ivey	snow patrol 29/01/14 8:51:36	16

Smuldo	Tomato Concentrate. 21/01/14 20:12:02	16

John Llamas	lol "Abandon Shit!" 17/01/14 12:45:17	16

Tony Edwards	"Good Lordi! Is it time for the Eurovision Song Contest already?" 17/01/14 8:03:33	16

Tracy Davidson	That's a nasty head wound. I've got some cream for that. 29/12/13 8:21:03	16

Neil Mackenzie	Wait till her Father finds out she is seeing a Coloured Gentleman. 22/12/13 12:19:10	16

Tony Edwards	creative Filly Graham. 23/11/13 12:50:21	16

Tracy Davidson	lol "It's no use. I can't do it with that David Attenborough watching." 15/11/13 9:26:03	16

Tracy Davidson	lol x2 "When I asked you to wear smart jackets..." 10/11/13 20:09:58	4 16
Great caption! I gave you a LOL SUPER VOTE for this.For some reason my name and the vote has not registered, so it may be worth letting Chris Beach know there is an issue hereand perhaps he has a way of adding the votes to your s... --Zac Kramer
Cath Jones	"Ooh!, ooh!, Ahh!, ooh!, ooh! 03/11/13 12:00:52	4 16
As they say in gloucestershire "Ooh Ahh, you are right Michael." --John Glover
John Llamas	50% off all bikes at Halfords. 25/10/13 11:16:18	16

mike robb	Self assembly chippendale with drawers. 18/10/13 15:39:29	3 16
Clever caption. Was it a tallboy? --John Glover
Brian Malco	lol 'wow, at last a funfair that has decent hoopla prizes!' 27/09/13 11:00:05	16

Mark England	lol creative " I can see ya cowering behind the steering wheel. Come out Matthews, you murdering bastard" 25/09/13 11:20:26	5 16
If you had watched your family live their lives in cramped conditions and forced to over eat only to be carried out naked, headless and covered in cling film you could be excused a little colourful language --John Llamas
Chris Halliwell	🎵When the moon hits your eye Like a big-a pizza pie That's A Moray.🎵 24/08/13 11:02:39	16

Lee Hauxwell	creative ... an the award for Gynecologist of the year goes to... 23/08/13 11:16:55	16

Smuldo	"Mammary Mia." 22/08/13 11:54:14	16

Zac Kramer	lol (__!__) 05/08/13 7:41:57	16

Michael Winner	"Aw, crap- it's August, I must have overslept." 24/07/13 7:36:26	16

Hercules Rockefeller	"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!" 21/07/13 19:12:23	16

William Kay	lol Chad the Canadian Mountie had taken the dating show "˜Take Me Out' a little too literally. 22/06/13 12:27:18	16

Ian Mclaren	It's abattoir day tomorrow girls,want to buy one of my nine lives. 17/06/13 11:10:26	1 16
Girls? They're cows ... hehe(unless you are from Hull in which case "Girls? They're supermodels ... hehe") --Spud Gunn
Tony Edwards	Pumping Zion. 16/06/13 7:05:24	16

Mr Blonde	Vlad the Impala. 15/06/13 19:03:28	16

John Llamas	creative Uncle Brian had been there for 3 hours reading the suspiciously large book since we put the Viagra in his breakfast. 14/06/13 11:38:25	16

Mark England	creative "These magic mushrooms aren't any good. Let's ask this giant worm if he knows where we can get any" 11/06/13 12:31:11	16

John Llamas	The Copse had him surrounded. 10/06/13 7:44:41	16

Zac Kramer	Wall mounted ex-tractor fan 08/06/13 11:00:09	16

Mark England	lol A Nudist Columny 05/06/13 12:02:28	16

John Glover	"I've just told the boys at the rugby club that we're gay." 20/05/13 19:23:47	16

Smuldo	"Quickly, you two give us a push...i'm out of Juice." 04/05/13 11:00:10	1 16

Cath Jones	The Leak of Extraordinary Gentlemen. 24/04/13 11:00:36	16

Cath Jones	creative Don't worry, it's lead free. 21/04/13 19:45:14	3 16
Cath, you utter genius! Fantastic caption :) --Michael Winner
Pete	creative "At least they had a copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." 13/04/13 7:34:26	16

Michael Winner	"That's odd", thought Dave, "I'm absolutely certain that I only put two in there"¦" 05/04/13 19:02:54	16

John Glover	Having been recently knighted for his successful business franchises, Roland became better known as Lard of the Rings. 29/03/13 12:29:03	3 16
thank you for that! I must remember to do hash anon first! --John Glover
Cath Jones	The Mind Biggles. 25/03/13 20:00:21	16

David Devine	Bus slain 21/03/13 20:32:11	16

Tony Edwards	John decided to toss in the towel. 16/03/13 20:13:09	1 16
Wanker! --John Glover
Mark England	Grime Lord 06/03/13 12:03:12	16

Austin Marry	creative "That's all Volks". 01/03/13 12:01:35	16

Mark England	WARNING. Smoking can give you stoat cancer 20/02/13 8:04:15	16

John Llamas	"What's up Doc?" 18/02/13 12:01:36	16

Gayna Dee	lol This is not just any Cucumber..This is a S&M Cucumber 14/02/13 20:14:14	16

Paul Reeve	Foam alone. 14/02/13 8:51:31	16

Chris Halliwell	Weapons of mass distraction. 13/02/13 20:16:26	16

Guideaux	"Fire in the Hole!" 12/02/13 20:18:27	16

Smuldo	🎵 We're Prammin' , we hope you like Prammin' too 🎵 07/02/13 8:00:15	1 16
Looks like the he left the wailers at home. --Isla gray
Tracy Davidson	Nightwear on Elm Tree 03/02/13 20:08:39	16

Hercules Rockefeller	A resting Officer. 02/02/13 20:15:25	16

Ron Allan	After driving on unrepaired roads for three years, Gordon finally phoned the council to complain about the damage to his Robin Reliant. 31/01/13 20:00:47	16

Michael Winner	Glampax. 25/01/13 8:00:06	16

Steve Wright	lol creative x2 Quack den found on Jonathan Ross' farm 18/01/13 20:26:59	1 16

Steve Wright	lol x2 creative Ever since someone pulled off Dave the fly's wings, he made a living as a taxi driver. 15/01/13 20:34:25	16

Steve Wright	creative Welcome to another episode of Fleece Camera Action 12/01/13 20:19:07	16

Mark England	Making Headlines 09/01/13 12:13:59	16

Jon Lloyd-jones	"Ok, I think I've found the weapons of mouse destruction." 08/01/13 20:01:18	16

John Llamas	"Soft Scoop Icecream my arse" 06/01/13 20:06:27	3 16

Ian Skelding	creative The new Channel 4 reality show for celebrity children, Extreme Paper Round. 06/01/13 8:38:58	16

Gordon Bannerman	lol creative The Evil Bread 04/01/13 20:45:33	2 16

Smuldo	The Perminator. 19/12/12 20:00:10	16

Nathan Davies	Unimpressed with his car's performance, Jamie had a turbot fitted. 17/12/12 8:29:45	16

Tony Edwards	A bumper catch. 17/12/12 8:05:53	16

Pete	Lavarotti. 14/12/12 12:00:06	16

Steve Wright	1 in 5 men are likely to swing both ways 13/12/12 20:48:22	1 16

Cath Jones	Silly Cone Implants. 10/12/12 8:00:07	16

Greg Curtis	This door is booby trapped! 05/12/12 12:47:13	16

Chris Halliwell	Ears of a clown. 02/12/12 20:05:00	16

Smuldo	Soon after this photo, Jen was sacked for getting caught with her hand in the Trill. 22/11/12 9:41:16	16

Ian Skelding	Smitten 18/11/12 8:00:11	16

Cath Jones	"Urine for a treat!" 10/11/12 20:00:08	16

Pete	Breaking news: Two Santas were stripped and robbed in Paris today in full view of an innocent bison-stander. 08/11/12 12:01:46	16

Mark England	"Ha Ha. They fell for the old church roof routine again" 04/11/12 12:04:11	16

Pete	ZZZZ Car. 27/10/12 11:01:11	16

Smuldo	Although it had a hole in it, Dave still went swimming wearing his Wife-Jacket. 26/10/12 19:01:23	2 16

Steve Hann	Branson Pickle 24/10/12 7:08:14	16

Mark England	Waleed Chakroun was fed up with tourists walking into his house and shitting in his sink 16/10/12 19:20:29	2 16

D C	"I don't care how much you love it, we're getting rid of that bloody cat." 12/10/12 12:22:07	16

Hercules Rockefeller	"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?" 02/10/12 19:12:26	16

F Mackay	The Grim Reader. 22/09/12 20:46:52	16

Mark England	Pray as you go 21/09/12 7:28:06	16

F Mackay	LIMBERRRRR! 20/09/12 19:14:56	16

Pablo Cabello	Everybody's gone surfing, surfing U.A.E. 19/09/12 21:44:02	1 16

Tony Edwards	"He's lost the plot." 19/09/12 7:15:01	16

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