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Winston Churchill: The Official Otterbiography
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ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Winston Churchill: The Official Otterbiography

18/07/18 20:40:19

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

"I love it when a dam comes together."

18/07/18 20:39:01

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I gave up smoking thanks to E-Twigs."

18/07/18 20:00:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10809Vanessa the Guesser

"I did not have sex with that wombat"

18/07/18 20:40:59

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

'Look mum I've found a wand, They'll have to write a book about me, Harry Otter and the Ring of Bright Water'.

18/07/18 21:22:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Happiness is a cigar called Twiglet.

18/07/18 20:09:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14324Dan Nicholls

We will bite them on the beeches.

18/07/18 21:31:44

 
Ethy Vote score: 2362Ethy

It was dead easy to get on the Countryfile calendar .. just shut your eyes, look cute and stick around.

18/07/18 21:08:37

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20106John Glover

Smoking, that's otterley ridiculous.

18/07/18 20:23:48

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

We shall fight them in on the beaches, in the rivers, in the lakes, the ponds, the brooks, the streams, we shall never surrender

19/07/18 9:39:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10809Vanessa the Guesser

Tales of the Riverbonk

18/07/18 20:38:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20106John Glover

"I'm leaving you to find a new home."
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a dam."

18/07/18 20:29:05

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22788Michael Winner

"I don't always dress up as an otter, but when I do..."

20/07/18 19:26:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10151Neil Mackenzie

The problem with cigars is they get Otter and Otter and I've burnt all my fingers.

19/07/18 18:51:21

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 349Gavin Smithers

He was getting some stick because of his resemblance to Donald Trump.

19/07/18 17:14:15

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Just Tarka nap

19/07/18 10:54:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Right, who left this floater in my plunge pool?"

19/07/18 7:02:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21525Ian Skelding

"Alan, Al, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Al, Alan .... "
"You would think that Marmot would know my name's Steve."

18/07/18 21:59:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21525Ian Skelding

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception."
"Ha,ha, do another one."

18/07/18 21:50:32

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 107J Gaskill

Her resting b**ch face blows

18/07/18 21:33:50

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6257Glyn Evans

Pebble ash.

18/07/18 21:13:08

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

"Well last night I had a tarka curry .It's like chicken tikka just a little otter."

18/07/18 21:00:24

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Phew it's otter than yesterday

18/07/18 20:48:42

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

"Like I give a dam!"

18/07/18 20:39:49

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Hey Woodchuck! Catch!

18/07/18 20:38:31

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

That's the first time I've seen an otter afraid of water - look, he's making a fishing rod!

18/07/18 20:37:46

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2923Crunchy Chords

Alanis Morissette sings “You Otter Know” with one hand in her pocket. Now we finally know what the other hand was holding.

18/07/18 20:37:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7920Dave Bryan

''Mammal give up after this one last cigar.''

18/07/18 20:30:01

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21525Ian Skelding

"You'll be able to get a light soon, the bush fire's getting closer."

18/07/18 20:28:20

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6340Hercules Rockefeller

♪ One way or an otter, I'm gonna find ya. I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha. ♪

18/07/18 20:17:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10809Vanessa the Guesser

Bill enjoys a post-coital cigar.

18/07/18 20:05:23

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2923Crunchy Chords

"I'll make him an otter he can't refuse."

18/07/18 20:02:32

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2923Crunchy Chords

The God-otter

18/07/18 20:00:23

 
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