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Michael Winner Vote score: 22718Michael Winner

They should ban these novelty suitcases.

01/09/18 13:01:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30906Tony Edwards

This is not the time to 'do a Harry Worth'.

01/09/18 12:11:47

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Get him off quick or there'll be pandamonium!"

01/09/18 12:00:07

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 645sandeep chahal

"Be careful! He knows Kung Fu"

01/09/18 13:12:13

 
Mark England Vote score: 15973Mark England

"This is getting ridiculous. Yesterday we had a polar bear, last week a grizzly..I blame that Paddington.."

01/09/18 12:50:10

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Panda Express.

01/09/18 12:01:12

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

"I'm sorry Sir. That ticket is only for Paddington".

nod to 12:50:10

02/09/18 13:06:06

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"On second thoughts, do we actually need the team mascot on the football special?"

01/09/18 20:34:03

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I don't know what happened. He just suddenly expanda'd.

01/09/18 15:55:38

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5024C CaMel

Virgin Pandalino

01/09/18 12:19:30

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20077John Glover

"Make him walk there, don't pander to him."

01/09/18 14:30:56

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5185Vivvy En

"Bear, I'm arresting you for creating an obstruction. Officers, take him to the panda car."

01/09/18 13:16:36

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

Novelty train door-blocker foils Rick Stein's escape from Cornwall holiday-makers.

01/09/18 12:33:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30906Tony Edwards

"Don't make the mistake of putting him in the buffet car next time."

01/09/18 12:15:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10726Vanessa the Guesser

"Ling Ling!"
"Will someone answer that phone?"

01/09/18 12:08:51

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 1479Molly Romanov

If David Cameron can get away with doing it with a pig, why are you arresting me?

01/09/18 12:03:29

 
larry G. Vote score: 1446larry G.

Frisking for fortune cookies.

02/09/18 16:46:18

 
Tony Martin Tony Martin

The novelty of officers taking a train after losing their panda car

02/09/18 16:39:34

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

You've got to get on....you're the driver !

02/09/18 13:54:19

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1102Glad You Remember

"Careful, don't squash me there! Do you want me to breed or not?"

02/09/18 12:39:27

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Retired policeman refuses to give his panda back

02/09/18 11:32:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10067Neil Mackenzie

Every one a doors Pandas.

01/09/18 23:10:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5185Vivvy En

Bei Bei wasn't strictly looking forward to his next job. For some reason he'd been partnered with Claudia Winkleman.

01/09/18 19:32:32

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7794Dave Bryan

''Shoots you, sir.''

01/09/18 16:21:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7794Dave Bryan

''Be careful or she'll Sue us.''

01/09/18 16:15:43

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Scientists have introduced a new hybrid species of panda with some cat DNA. It doesn't know whether it wants to be in or out.

01/09/18 16:10:07

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Call Dr Doolittle. We've got a push-me-pull-you problem."

01/09/18 15:56:37

 
Tina Jay Vote score: 51Tina Jay

'I'm not getting on until Sooty gets here'.

01/09/18 13:44:03

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

Police were called after the ticket inspector found a family of five hiding in the panda suit.

01/09/18 12:21:10

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Bear with us please, Mr. Conductor!

01/09/18 12:19:32

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Bearface kidnapping in daylight.

01/09/18 12:18:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21516Ian Skelding

It was hard work training a Panda Bear.

01/09/18 12:12:24

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

The poor thing looks bamboozled.

01/09/18 12:08:28

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6207Glyn Evans

"Before you step on the bullet train sir, we'd like to check that there aren't any concealed carrier pigeons on your person as your panda's making very strange cooing noises..."

01/09/18 12:07:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10726Vanessa the Guesser

Chinese Takeaway

01/09/18 12:02:26

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Giant panda refuses to travel cattle class.

01/09/18 12:00:25

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5320Paul Reeve

“Mind my nuts mate , I’m an endangered species.”

01/09/18 12:00:19

 
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