They should ban these novelty suitcases.

01/09/18 13:01:09

This is not the time to 'do a Harry Worth'.

01/09/18 12:11:47

"Get him off quick or there'll be pandamonium!"

01/09/18 12:00:07

"Be careful! He knows Kung Fu"

01/09/18 13:12:13

"This is getting ridiculous. Yesterday we had a polar bear, last week a grizzly..I blame that Paddington.."

01/09/18 12:50:10

Panda Express.

01/09/18 12:01:12

"I'm sorry Sir. That ticket is only for Paddington".

nod to 12:50:10

02/09/18 13:06:06

"On second thoughts, do we actually need the team mascot on the football special?"

01/09/18 20:34:03

I don't know what happened. He just suddenly expanda'd.

01/09/18 15:55:38

Virgin Pandalino

01/09/18 12:19:30

"Make him walk there, don't pander to him."

01/09/18 14:30:56

"Bear, I'm arresting you for creating an obstruction. Officers, take him to the panda car."

01/09/18 13:16:36

Novelty train door-blocker foils Rick Stein's escape from Cornwall holiday-makers.

01/09/18 12:33:53

"Don't make the mistake of putting him in the buffet car next time."

01/09/18 12:15:36

"Ling Ling!"
"Will someone answer that phone?"

01/09/18 12:08:51

If David Cameron can get away with doing it with a pig, why are you arresting me?

01/09/18 12:03:29

Frisking for fortune cookies.

02/09/18 16:46:18

The novelty of officers taking a train after losing their panda car

02/09/18 16:39:34

You've got to get on....you're the driver !

02/09/18 13:54:19

"Careful, don't squash me there! Do you want me to breed or not?"

02/09/18 12:39:27

Retired policeman refuses to give his panda back

02/09/18 11:32:03

Every one a doors Pandas.

01/09/18 23:10:04

Bei Bei wasn't strictly looking forward to his next job. For some reason he'd been partnered with Claudia Winkleman.

01/09/18 19:32:32

''Shoots you, sir.''

01/09/18 16:21:20

''Be careful or she'll Sue us.''

01/09/18 16:15:43

Scientists have introduced a new hybrid species of panda with some cat DNA. It doesn't know whether it wants to be in or out.

01/09/18 16:10:07

"Call Dr Doolittle. We've got a push-me-pull-you problem."

01/09/18 15:56:37

'I'm not getting on until Sooty gets here'.

01/09/18 13:44:03

Police were called after the ticket inspector found a family of five hiding in the panda suit.

01/09/18 12:21:10

Bear with us please, Mr. Conductor!

01/09/18 12:19:32

Bearface kidnapping in daylight.

01/09/18 12:18:46

It was hard work training a Panda Bear.

01/09/18 12:12:24

The poor thing looks bamboozled.

01/09/18 12:08:28

"Before you step on the bullet train sir, we'd like to check that there aren't any concealed carrier pigeons on your person as your panda's making very strange cooing noises..."

01/09/18 12:07:23

Chinese Takeaway

01/09/18 12:02:26

Giant panda refuses to travel cattle class.

01/09/18 12:00:25

“Mind my nuts mate , I’m an endangered species.”

01/09/18 12:00:19