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	Your call is very important to us - please continue to hold 09/12/17 8:18:18	2 17
There's no body on the line. --Dan Nicholls
	Bloody Hell - at last detention is finally over. 01/04/17 20:31:39	17

	My-hut-Ma Gandhi 03/10/12 9:10:56	17

	clever Jester Piggot 07/04/18 21:22:17	16

	The Abu Hamza Arms 23/10/12 20:16:02	5 15

	Muriel 24/10/12 12:20:36	2 14

	Was originally built on two floors - but that's another storey 14/12/11 12:09:52	14

	Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage. 20/02/12 12:49:47	13

	The Chilean miners emerge, Juan by Juan 22/02/12 21:36:07	12

	The roots of all evil 15/11/12 12:14:40	11

	Just walking my goldfish 25/12/11 15:06:35	1 11

	Mills and Doom 22/09/12 20:42:27	10

	You hang up first...no you hang up first 20/04/12 20:45:07	10

	Are my roots showing? 07/03/12 12:08:31	10

	They were heading off to a Minnie break 15/12/17 12:17:58	9

	If you take any longer the game will be Stale Meat 13/11/12 12:51:23	1 9

	Overall it was a big improvement 27/01/18 10:20:11	8

	Pair of slippers 18/11/17 20:13:21	8

	Ugly duck ring 18/09/17 19:18:47	8

	Even though Dave tried hard to kick the habit, he would still light up. 06/12/12 12:18:46	8

	The police were given a frosty reception 20/11/12 12:09:12	8

	Extreme Feng Shui 03/09/12 16:06:44	8

	Nudist Beech 22/02/12 16:15:29	1 8

	Bloody Germans! Reserving tooth brushes on holidays. 15/12/11 14:07:15	8

	Initially very popular in Derbyshire the sport of extreme train spotting never really caught on. 30/11/19 14:44:11	1 7
That's going to leave more than just a spot.:^) --Crunchy Chords
	Iron Maiden 07/04/18 13:05:56	7

	Baldrick are you sure about this cunning plan? 26/09/16 9:01:30	7

	Massive Chew Set, USA 04/10/12 12:23:33	7

	Where've you beanie all my life? 19/05/12 16:22:02	7

	I'm not gay - but my boyfriend is. 30/04/12 18:22:04	7

	RyanAir announce their new budget service to Ireland 25/02/12 11:29:22	7

	Just sprucing myself up a bit 12/02/12 22:20:31	7

	Hurry up - we're dying of exposure 16/12/11 22:20:07	7

	She gave me crabs, the other gave me clamydia 12/12/11 21:26:18	3 7

	Victoria Peckham 01/12/12 10:42:50	6

	Synchronized swimming demands advanced water skills, and requires great strength, endurance, flexibility, grace, artistry and precise timing, as well as a nice arse. 29/11/12 14:54:33	6

	He-mu 21/11/12 13:29:30	6

	Shaving private Ryan-air 14/11/12 21:57:39	2 6

	The Poo Fighters 20/10/12 12:26:48	6

	Felix originally wanted a relationship with no Thais 05/10/12 22:26:07	6

	New kid on the block 02/10/12 22:10:47	6

	Looking to buy a boat? - I Noah a guy 16/05/12 22:07:53	6

	Natalie Wood 27/04/12 22:32:50	6

	Egg on the right: I think I can smell his crack 26/02/12 20:57:45	6

	They didn't appreciate the gravity of thier situation 06/01/12 11:48:19	6

	We can't believe it's not Buddha 01/01/12 14:50:20	6

	He was begging for it 24/12/11 22:17:25	6

	"🎵...so don't go bacon my heart, I couldn't if I lied..🎵 10/12/17 9:49:04	1 6
if I fried? --Dan Nicholls
	He's been done for exposure before 09/12/17 20:31:38	6

	I fell for him hook line and sinker 02/12/17 13:28:24	6

	Korean fast food delivery van 19/04/17 8:00:53	6

	Does it come with a Tom Tom? 09/04/17 12:57:46	6

	I've cut back I only drink one glass a night 12/12/17 21:33:46	5

	Mustang on 03/12/17 22:33:53	5

	Phuket I'll start my diet tomorrow. 30/04/17 10:50:41	1 5
Anon - And where the Phat Phuc do you think this restaurant is - a leafy suburb of Hanoi? :) --Mr Dome
	Police are still mystified at who vandalised Snow Whites' car 18/04/17 18:20:29	5

	Diving Belle 17/04/17 20:06:41	5

	How many times have I told you not to use the boil wash - look what you've done to Santa. 09/04/17 21:14:37	5

	I told you not to use the boil wash. 07/04/17 13:10:17	5

	Ok very clever - but I bet you can't reverse it. 12/10/16 20:43:11	5

	They were going into the woods to expose themselves 08/09/16 22:57:31	1 5
..in a flash. --Pussy Galore
	Harley, David's Son 04/12/12 13:12:36	5

	New C4 series - "Come Die With Me" 20/11/12 8:58:10	5

	Pants People 15/10/12 15:53:13	5

	It'll be fine - I checked the forecast with Michael Fish 01/10/12 15:56:14	5

	Max Bygraves support act now forced to go it alone. 05/09/12 23:26:58	2 5

	I'm not Bob Marley - I'm bloody Hank Marvin 29/08/12 12:51:45	5

	You buy Juan you get Juan's brother free 23/04/12 22:38:51	1 5

	Look at me guys I'm still in my prime mate 09/02/12 12:51:32	5

	First Aid Kid 06/01/12 21:40:49	5

	I doughnut believe it! 03/01/12 17:22:03	5

	Dave made sure he was prepared for his annual blow job 28/12/11 21:30:29	5

	Scotty - increase power to the transporter I think we're losing her. 22/12/11 16:44:57	5

	When I think about you I touch my elf 01/12/19 14:48:39	4

	The true identity of the Stig is finally revealed 25/04/18 20:47:07	4

	So much for looking for a relationship without any ties 01/02/18 16:45:34	4

	A shotgun wedding 25/01/18 18:16:45	4

	I asked these guys for directions... But I couldn't get a straight answer out of them. 03/12/17 9:01:41	4

	Chilean minor 10/04/17 16:13:26	4

	Typical - your waiting for your bust and three busts come at the same time. 02/04/17 8:53:27	1 4
You wait half an hour for a bus, nothing happens, and then all of a sudden, still nothing happens. --Michael Monkhouse
	After numerous unsuccesful diets Dave tried to top himself 21/12/12 12:23:47	4

	BudgeriGuard 19/12/12 16:07:53	4

	Peking and forgot to duck 02/12/12 17:57:56	4

	Narcoleptic help line 25/11/12 20:15:26	4

	Whacky racer 23/11/12 20:41:19	4

	Square dancer 23/11/12 10:16:28	4

	She fell from him hook line and sinker 31/10/12 20:20:48	4

	Star-fucked 29/10/12 11:04:55	4

	My mum was right, there's plenty more fish in the sea 26/10/12 20:19:07	4

	Oil of you pray 21/09/12 10:29:33	4

	Fund raising continues to help Rangers pay their tax bill. 12/09/12 14:07:17	4

	Henema 05/09/12 13:47:47	4

	Full english with some toast Honda side please 29/08/12 12:49:58	4

	Another victim of identity theft 14/08/12 18:46:52	4

	How much for a doggy in the window? 02/05/12 13:24:14	4

	A lass for Yorick 19/03/12 16:43:08	4

	Aw Shit - forgot my Nectar card. 06/03/12 13:13:40	4

	Don't come in here with Shiite on your shoes (cue for a Shiite joke?) 15/01/12 17:07:06	4

	Grab a Granny Sale! - last one on the shelf. 12/01/12 12:31:37	4

	Has anyone found of one those bloody Meerkats yet - otherwise it looks like I going to have to pay full price for my car insurance. 01/01/12 22:01:24	4