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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7232Vanessa the Guesser

Unwan-ted

24/08/18 7:00:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8854Neil Mackenzie

Food Poisoning out break at Teddy Bear Picnic claims another victim.

24/08/18 7:35:21

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19672John Llamas

ToysRUs accountant found

24/08/18 9:03:33

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Bears just aren't built for skipping.

24/08/18 8:03:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7232Vanessa the Guesser

After several botched needlework sessions, Teddy was now a junkie.

24/08/18 7:21:02

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19672John Llamas

No longer a bear essential

24/08/18 7:19:56

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Teddy: "My number was up when junior used his 18th birthday money to buy an inflatable doll."

24/08/18 12:06:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34295Welsh Rarebit

Scared Steiff

24/08/18 7:00:33

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

A don't care bear.

24/08/18 8:10:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2913Dave Bryan

''I tried to get him fixed at the toy hospital but they didn't have any bear parts.''

24/08/18 7:20:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2913Dave Bryan

''Sarge, I've checked out that phone call. It's a bear body in a skip.''

24/08/18 7:08:27

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Lying in the sun can seriously bugger up your skin.

24/08/18 17:39:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5897Mr Dome

Ted felt like he’d had the stuffing knocked out of him

24/08/18 12:16:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28374Tony Edwards

Ted needs receyecling.

24/08/18 10:26:09

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 514Carey Sutton

He really wanted to be a Womble

24/08/18 9:49:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28374Tony Edwards

Where are the 'Money for Nothing' team when you need them?

24/08/18 8:23:49

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2639GeeDee

Winnie was feeling Beareft after he read the reviews of his latest film

24/08/18 7:53:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4507Chris Keegan

Paddington dumped in skip, hopfully Shepherd's Bush will be next.

24/08/18 7:44:27

 
Eamon Moore Vote score: 192Eamon Moore

“ Hurry up spotty....it stinks in here”

24/08/18 7:35:38

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1827Karyn Harrison

Ursa minor

24/08/18 7:34:37

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3685Vivvy En

He'd bin out and got wasted

24/08/18 7:22:16

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

Bear in despair.

24/08/18 7:15:48

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

Bruin ruin.

24/08/18 7:13:40

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 694Molly Romanov

Oh Lord, what on earth was I drinking last night?

24/08/18 7:13:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2913Dave Bryan

''I told him not to read The Daily Mail.''

24/08/18 7:11:00

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

I like my new teddy mum, but his house is rubbish.

24/08/18 7:10:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

Winnie there, living up to his name.

24/08/18 7:08:35

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

Skip to the loo

24/08/18 7:08:00

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

Bear Chills

24/08/18 7:06:23

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3956C CaMel

'Great dinner Mum, I'm stuffed.'

24/08/18 7:04:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2913Dave Bryan

He's a little Fred Bear.

24/08/18 7:03:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20003Ian Skelding

Hop, Skip and Dump

24/08/18 7:03:20

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4583Chris Halliwell

So it's not in the woods after all.

24/08/18 7:01:05

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34295Welsh Rarebit

Deady Bear

24/08/18 7:00:17

 
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