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Ive tried, but hes more interested in the birds than the bees.
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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6720Vanessa the Guesser

I've tried, but he's more interested in the birds than the bees.

21/08/17 11:03:53

 
Mark England Vote score: 14109Mark England

I did, but she got confused when I mentioned doggy style

21/08/17 11:12:09

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

I try to, but it's always too tired afterwards.

21/08/17 11:38:35

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Yuk! The cat that got the cream --Mark England
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1180Crunchy Chords
Ive tried, but hes more interested in the birds than the bees.

21/08/17 13:44:44

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7703Leroy Brown

Need contraception? Need a pharmacist? Then come along and speak to Puss, in Boots.

21/08/17 14:39:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33520Welsh Rarebit

Sex and the Kitty

21/08/17 11:00:07

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Purrverts!

21/08/17 11:31:16

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Nice idea but he gets all hot under the collar.

21/08/17 11:37:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11382Dan Nicholls

Before you go straight to the big deed, paws to consider fur-play.

21/08/17 13:04:15

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19605John Llamas

"Just tell meow to get some."

21/08/17 11:21:02

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5078Hercules Rockefeller

"Our cat knows plenty about birds. The bees are a whole other story."

21/08/17 11:29:29

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6720Vanessa the Guesser

No littering!

21/08/17 11:00:37

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

Don't miss anything out. It needs to hear the whole kitten caboodle.

22/08/17 0:41:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5464Mr Dome

Due to falling customer numbers, Talktalk revert to subliminal advertising

21/08/17 16:41:24

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1524Tracey Sarge

8 out of 10 cats agree

21/08/17 15:54:58

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7703Leroy Brown

♪ Pets talk about sex, baby... ♪

21/08/17 14:35:49

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3427Vivvy En

"Huh, after what he said I nearly had kittens!"

21/08/17 11:47:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27792Tony Edwards

Whiskas sweet nothings

21/08/17 11:25:19

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1272tony kelly

Talk to your cat about sex;
because they have felines, too.

21/08/17 11:08:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 14109Mark England

Pussy Talk

21/08/17 11:06:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27792Tony Edwards

Sex kitten

21/08/17 11:02:43

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3264Paul Woolley

"I might as well, the wife's not listening!"

21/08/17 22:30:15

 
larry G. Vote score: 1065larry G.

"I tell him to never, ever think outside the box."

21/08/17 21:57:30

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

They say owning a cat can be expensive but mine will do it for a saucer of milk, damn cheaper than it used to cost me.

21/08/17 20:02:00

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8736Neil Mackenzie

Pussy said Me how Me how even though I offered to kiss it better.

21/08/17 17:44:10

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Tom and cherry popping - moggy style.

21/08/17 17:20:06

 
Eamon Moore Vote score: 192Eamon Moore

" learn to lick your own privates "

21/08/17 16:43:58

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Ooh. Does he know any tit-bits?

21/08/17 16:38:40

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19765Ian Skelding

Make sure you have your claws in the contact.

21/08/17 14:51:52

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

Domesticated abuse.

21/08/17 13:31:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18024John Glover

"That's all I hear about, pussy galore."

21/08/17 13:20:56

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5187Greg Curtis

"So, if you go into heat, pack your meat."

21/08/17 12:30:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3776C CaMel

KitKat fingers

21/08/17 12:01:38

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3776C CaMel

Use Purex

21/08/17 11:54:26

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19605John Llamas

The Doctor will Dolittle else

21/08/17 11:30:03

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Squeeze, Cool for Cats suggested Mr Eddie, neuter this game. wink

21/08/17 11:27:14

 
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