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Ive tried, but hes more interested in the birds than the bees.
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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8028Vanessa the Guesser

I've tried, but he's more interested in the birds than the bees.

21/08/17 12:03:53

 
Mark England Vote score: 14791Mark England

I did, but she got confused when I mentioned doggy style

21/08/17 12:12:09

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

I try to, but it's always too tired afterwards.

21/08/17 12:38:35

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Yuk! The cat that got the cream --Mark England
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords
Ive tried, but hes more interested in the birds than the bees.

21/08/17 14:44:44

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7740Leroy Brown

Need contraception? Need a pharmacist? Then come along and speak to Puss, in Boots.

21/08/17 15:39:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

Sex and the Kitty

21/08/17 12:00:07

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Purrverts!

21/08/17 12:31:16

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Nice idea but he gets all hot under the collar.

21/08/17 12:37:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

Before you go straight to the big deed, paws to consider fur-play.

21/08/17 14:04:15

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

"Just tell meow to get some."

21/08/17 12:21:02

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5574Hercules Rockefeller

"Our cat knows plenty about birds. The bees are a whole other story."

21/08/17 12:29:29

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8028Vanessa the Guesser

No littering!

21/08/17 12:00:37

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Don't miss anything out. It needs to hear the whole kitten caboodle.

22/08/17 1:41:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6571Mr Dome

Due to falling customer numbers, Talktalk revert to subliminal advertising

21/08/17 17:41:24

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2309Tracey Sarge

8 out of 10 cats agree

21/08/17 16:54:58

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7740Leroy Brown

♪ Pets talk about sex, baby... ♪

21/08/17 15:35:49

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

"Huh, after what he said I nearly had kittens!"

21/08/17 12:47:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29238Tony Edwards

Whiskas sweet nothings

21/08/17 12:25:19

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Talk to your cat about sex;
because they have felines, too.

21/08/17 12:08:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 14791Mark England

Pussy Talk

21/08/17 12:06:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29238Tony Edwards

Sex kitten

21/08/17 12:02:43

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3308Paul Woolley

"I might as well, the wife's not listening!"

21/08/17 23:30:15

 
larry G. Vote score: 1242larry G.

"I tell him to never, ever think outside the box."

21/08/17 22:57:30

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

They say owning a cat can be expensive but mine will do it for a saucer of milk, damn cheaper than it used to cost me.

21/08/17 21:02:00

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9137Neil Mackenzie

Pussy said Me how Me how even though I offered to kiss it better.

21/08/17 18:44:10

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Tom and cherry popping - moggy style.

21/08/17 18:20:06

 
Eamon Moore Vote score: 192Eamon Moore

" learn to lick your own privates "

21/08/17 17:43:58

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Ooh. Does he know any tit-bits?

21/08/17 17:38:40

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

Make sure you have your claws in the contact.

21/08/17 15:51:52

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

Domesticated abuse.

21/08/17 14:31:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18892John Glover

"That's all I hear about, pussy galore."

21/08/17 14:20:56

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5518Greg Curtis

"So, if you go into heat, pack your meat."

21/08/17 13:30:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4141C CaMel

KitKat fingers

21/08/17 13:01:38

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4141C CaMel

Use Purex

21/08/17 12:54:26

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

The Doctor will Dolittle else

21/08/17 12:30:03

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Squeeze, Cool for Cats suggested Mr Eddie, neuter this game. wink

21/08/17 12:27:14

 
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