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Zebra crossings are rapidly disappearing across South African highways.
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Steve Wright Vote score: 1793Steve Wright

Zebra crossings are rapidly disappearing across South African highways.

11/01/17 12:10:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7232Vanessa the Guesser

Chomps-Elysées

11/01/17 12:36:00

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Very good :) !  --Nathan Davies
Nick C Vote score: 160Nick C

'We're there boys...get the rest of the reptile house in the tunnel!'

11/01/17 12:22:59

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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3876Kenny Ireland

La coste of motoring.

11/01/17 17:47:28

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

*Beware - Wheelclamping in Operation*

11/01/17 12:25:33

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

"Are you sure this is the road to Dundee?"

11/01/17 14:41:40

 
Petey Bee Vote score: 459Petey Bee

He loves his Wagon Wheels

11/01/17 17:44:46

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Cop: "We tried using stingers but all the bees were killed."

11/01/17 16:45:44

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Manager Gary Burke said 'Yes, the Safari Park does need further investment.'

11/01/17 13:03:04

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10549Smuldo

Roadkill.

11/01/17 12:28:51

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 404Barrie Bullock

Crockpot hole.

11/01/17 12:19:43

 
Nathan Davies Vote score: 88Nathan Davies

The new 'No pedestrians' initiative seemed to be working.

11/01/17 12:09:43

 
larry G. Vote score: 1103larry G.

Asphalt jungle.

11/01/17 23:20:55

 
Polymorph . Vote score: 751Polymorph .

'It's going to be 'handbags at dawn' !'

11/01/17 22:32:07

 
Nathan Davies Vote score: 88Nathan Davies

Unfortunately for the crocodile, Mr Punch had decided to work from home that day.

11/01/17 17:52:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

"Sure, we can make drivers slow down, but how do we make sure that they don't drive too slowly?"
"Leave it with me..."

11/01/17 16:43:48

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5256Hercules Rockefeller

And that was the very last time the chicken crossed the road.

11/01/17 12:41:14

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5277Greg Curtis

"This guy will bite your asphalt."

11/01/17 12:37:00

 
Nathan Davies Vote score: 88Nathan Davies

Claiming crocodiles are in potholes in a serious alle-gation.

11/01/17 12:26:47

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Kids these days are facing much more demanding cycling proficiency tests.

11/01/17 12:11:23

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

HOW did you say you got that puncture?

11/01/17 12:10:48

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3876Kenny Ireland

"No. This is definitely NOT the central reservation".

12/01/17 21:20:06

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3876Kenny Ireland

This is not the Great Grey Greasy Limpopo river.

12/01/17 19:38:06

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

It took 52 years, but Wile E. Coyote was finally getting there.

12/01/17 10:09:44

 
larry G. Vote score: 1103larry G.

Road warrior.

11/01/17 22:56:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8854Neil Mackenzie

I admit I didn't tell the Mother in law to mind the puddle.

11/01/17 20:17:13

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Snap rattle and pop
O there goes another one

11/01/17 18:41:22

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

In the crocodile world, cat's eyes are a delicacy.

11/01/17 17:58:55

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

♫ I've gotta be me ♫

11/01/17 16:35:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20003Ian Skelding

Australian private road owner gets around the home-made road spike ban.

11/01/17 15:43:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3685Vivvy En

'What an excellent way to deal with road hogs!'

11/01/17 13:56:58

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4741Paul Reeve

"See Bruce I told you those road workers you hired were a pile of croc."

11/01/17 13:25:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5277Greg Curtis

A Mythed Exit

11/01/17 13:05:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18347John Glover

"Oh shit, I knew I should have turned left at that last river junction."

11/01/17 12:59:15

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5277Greg Curtis

An Obstacle Illusion

11/01/17 12:58:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18347John Glover

"When I said get that pot hole filled and make it snappy ...."

11/01/17 12:56:36

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5277Greg Curtis

"I'll be home soon. I'm on my way down the pike."

11/01/17 12:56:24

 
Nathan Davies Vote score: 88Nathan Davies

New 3D version of "Dragon's teeth' traffic calming measure revealed.

11/01/17 12:43:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

"SHIT! Think we just got snapped on the speedo".

11/01/17 12:40:05

 
Nathan Davies Vote score: 88Nathan Davies

Skid marks the spot.

11/01/17 12:39:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

"...and lastly, for those of you on your way to work, motorists are reporting dangerous diving conditions".

11/01/17 12:36:07

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5277Greg Curtis

"And THIS PIECE, is his last photo...'Exit Ate.' "

11/01/17 12:35:24

 
Nathan Davies Vote score: 88Nathan Davies

Immediately after their little prang, motorists agreed it was knock-for-croc.

11/01/17 12:35:12

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10549Smuldo

Alley-gator.

11/01/17 12:24:59

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

'What a pisser. Tripadvisor said the A41 near Aylesbury sometimes looked like a Florida swamp.'

11/01/17 12:23:30

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

I am often found driving up and down the highways and bite-ways.

11/01/17 12:23:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5277Greg Curtis

"I say we jump over. Are you game?"

11/01/17 12:21:12

 
Nathan Davies Vote score: 88Nathan Davies

Croc-O-Dial-A-Rod soon had the blockage cleared once the manhole cover was removed.

11/01/17 12:18:25

 
Nathan Davies Vote score: 88Nathan Davies

Flooding had been been a problem until they brought in a new irri-gator.

11/01/17 12:14:32

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

In the absence of road signs, one of our navi-gators will be pleased to give you directions.

11/01/17 12:12:51

 
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