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C CaMel Vote score: 3597C CaMel

Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.'

22/07/18 7:45:58

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Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32921Welsh Rarebit

"Holé!"

22/07/18 7:00:11

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3210Vivvy En

Beef encounter

22/07/18 8:58:23

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Directed by David Lean. --Karyn Harrison
sandeep chahal Vote score: 645sandeep chahal

bullseye!

22/07/18 7:29:23

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10380Smuldo

"And now over to the golf where there's been a Hole in Juan..."

22/07/18 9:43:46

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3282Chris Keegan

It 's a tad extreme but Pablo never suffered from constipation again.

22/07/18 9:03:27

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4497Chris Halliwell

It's his own stupid fault, why on earth would you try and toast some marshmallows in the middle of a busy Bull ring.

22/07/18 8:08:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2027Dave Bryan

The bullring

22/07/18 7:12:01

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Matagore.

22/07/18 9:26:37

 
stone face Vote score: 2028stone face

Bull → shitter.

22/07/18 7:24:25

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3597C CaMel

Spain in the arse.

22/07/18 7:24:22

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Spanish Fly.

22/07/18 8:33:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2027Dave Bryan

''You will shortly be leaving the arena. Picador.''

22/07/18 7:16:47

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Become a Matador, they said. Well that was a bum steer.

22/07/18 10:54:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20903Michael Winner

"Hmmm... It seems that your prostate is slightly enlarged- I'd like you to come in for some further tests."

22/07/18 7:56:22

 
Sap Bakshi Sap Bakshi

“Asshole” caught the bull by horns!

21/08/18 17:18:06

 
andy wiseman andy wiseman

Following attempts at anger management Pablo comes to regret eating all the pink marshmallows

23/07/18 11:34:39

 
andy wiseman andy wiseman

After bringing two light sabres with him Luke really felt the force.

23/07/18 11:23:08

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 413Carey Sutton

He wont get any brown eye points for that

22/07/18 21:18:33

 
ant knee Vote score: 1007ant knee

*Spoiler Alert*

22/07/18 18:20:05

 
larry G. Vote score: 1055larry G.

Horn of plenty.

22/07/18 17:42:10

 
larry G. Vote score: 1055larry G.

Probing the Hershey highway.

22/07/18 17:20:42

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 413Carey Sutton

Pro state bull fighting

22/07/18 12:05:29

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

High Steaks!

22/07/18 11:56:53

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5101Greg Curtis

Stock photo

22/07/18 11:28:10

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5101Greg Curtis

A Real Taurus Trap

22/07/18 11:26:59

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5101Greg Curtis

A Rising Star

22/07/18 10:56:40

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 292Tiny Alien

OMG, MY PANTS, You've rectum!

22/07/18 10:33:57

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17896John Glover

The bull had been saving this move up, it was his pierce de resistance.

22/07/18 10:30:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17896John Glover

Arnaldo suddenly gave out a piercing scream.

22/07/18 10:12:16

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

When the doctor saw the injury he knew there'd be a cock or bull story.

22/07/18 9:51:20

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6822Pussy Galore

If there was one thing Miguel objected to, it was being overcharged.

22/07/18 9:25:09

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6822Pussy Galore

Karma in action.

22/07/18 9:19:10

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6822Pussy Galore

On the horns of a dilemma.

22/07/18 9:18:20

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3597C CaMel

His wife vowed to have and two holed said it back.

22/07/18 9:15:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3282Chris Keegan

A rather serious case of dire rear

22/07/18 8:55:17

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

♪ Culo ♪ by Pitbull

22/07/18 8:42:43

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Herman's Goring was long overdue.

22/07/18 8:36:58

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3597C CaMel

Red, Bull; gives you stings.

22/07/18 8:28:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11159Dan Nicholls

If there was one thing that made Torro really angry, it was greedy people stealing all the marshmallows.

22/07/18 8:08:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11159Dan Nicholls

"It's all glittering costumes and drama and you will likely end the evening with a proud and magnificent horn in your rear." Miguel couldn't help but think he'd been a little misled.

22/07/18 8:06:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27383Tony Edwards

Personally, I don't see the point of bullfighting.

22/07/18 8:01:53

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4888Glyn Evans

Oxing Ring

22/07/18 7:53:55

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Ironically, his star sign is Taurus.

22/07/18 7:43:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6352Vanessa the Guesser

He's got Juan in the bum.

22/07/18 7:40:15

 
stone face Vote score: 2028stone face

Someone whispered to the bull " If you want to get out alive head straight for the back passage ."

22/07/18 7:30:14

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4982Hercules Rockefeller

"Well, that's one way to grab a bull by the horns."

22/07/18 7:22:07

 
Ethy Vote score: 2362Ethy

It wasn’t the first time that having something shoved up his arse made him feel horny.

22/07/18 7:08:36

 
Ethy Vote score: 2362Ethy

Only one thing to be learnt: know thy enema.

22/07/18 7:06:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2027Dave Bryan

''He's made a sodomy.''

22/07/18 7:02:55

 
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